You know you've read too much berserk when...

[ghostdog]

When you want to abduct Miura , make 10 clones of him and force him to write at least 1 chapter a week ...and always have a fear that Guts may appear behind you and avenge his master...

[mmilo]

Yay! Time for another bump! I haven't lurked these forums in years ...

... when you see a cemetery and think of the hill of swords
... when you randomly develop an evil grin on your face
... when the music from the Berserk games' FMV trailers constantly comes to mind (and gets stuck for the rest of the day)
... when you read through the entire thread just because it feels like the right thing to do (yay, i'm not alone)
... you have a tattoo of the brand (yay, i'm not alone), and like to scratch/rub it a little (errrr...)
...

you begin to model aspects of your life after the many different (but sensible) theologies which are revealed inside Berserk.

(yay, i'm not alone)

[MrFelony]

ghostdog's got my sig as his avatar

[FightClub]

ghostdog's got my sig as his avatar

Yeah, go file a class action lawsuit... I'm sure you'll win, seeing that it's -your- sig.

[lon3vvolf]

Came up with several new ones:

... when you want to learn Japanese just so you can help EG with the raws.
... when you judge women by how close they look to Caska. (Or princess... or... Griffith if your into that kind of thing)
... when your lifting weights and your body doesn't want to do another rep, but you push with all your strength and yell out "GRIFFITH!" and get it up.
... when you want to celebrate release dates of the manga as holidays.

... when your glad people (old and new) post in this forum. Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

[hbi2k]

you... yell out "GRIFFITH!" and get it up.

I think that's how you can tell you REALLY read too much Berserk. (-: [/juvenile penis humor]

[Sortep]

Well Guts did say he'd show Griffith how a sword should be used in battle.

[Istvan]

Well Guts did say he'd show Griffith how a sword should be used in battle.

So is that what they went to do after the naked water fight?

[Sortep]

Idea only knows.

[wotjesus]

..when you refer to your in-laws as Apostle spawn... and your nuclear family as the God Hand.

[lon3vvolf]

... when you leave up away messages quoting the manga.

"Griffith: Can you move?
Gatts: If I can't we'll die.
Griffith: You go left.
Gatts: Alright."

[Starnum]

*Looks at his "Lost in the Abyss" away message*

Oh snap!

[Dio]

*rubs the Brand of Sacrifice he has tattoo'ed on him*

That's right

[Starnum]

I thought about getting it when I got my last couple of tats, but ended up going with something more personal instead. So, it is on your neck, right?

[Dio]

I've posted the pic of it in the picture thread before, you never seen it?

[Starnum]

I guess I missed that, I'll have to go look for it.

[lon3vvolf]

I would have a freakishly tall lanky guy take a hot poker and brand my neck... if my future jobs did not frown on such things. Tatoos are for pussies... I kid, I kid.

Hell... I'll get branded when I retire.

[Eedze]

ykyrtmbw you think you're old senile grandma is caska and take her on a boat trip to get her cured in euro disneyland

[Starnum]

I've posted the pic of it in the picture thread before, you never seen it?

I can't find it, can you link me or something? XD

[MrFelony]

i haven't posted one in a long time (possibly because it may have been at least half a year since i've read berserk i think ) but you know you've read too much berserk when you start refering to fuji as casca

and starlor..num. here is a pic of it http://www.evil-genius.us/forums/viewto ... start=1400, it being dio's brand.

[Buuhan1]

When you spend tons of hours on coloring pages from the manga...

Sorry, best I could do. Really the only thing I can do. I've tried to close my right eye...but alas, I can only do that to my left unless I'm yawning.

[Starnum]

Ah, thanks for the link Felony.

[MrFelony]

haha, i just had this funny image of buuhan walking around "snarling" with his eye closed

[Buuhan1]

haha, i just had this funny image of buuhan walking around "snarling" with his eye closed

I'm wondering what I looked like seeing how you've never seen a picture of me.

[MrFelony]

haha i was thinking the same thing, so i just pictured a generic white person. between 5'6" and 6'2" and 150 to 260 lbs