Evil Genius

News:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15 ... 62,00.html

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

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Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

"The results are stunning. I think in 10 years we will be able to prevent death in a certain segment of those using this technology," said one US battlefield doctor.

Sweet!!!

I want one!

Fuck this shit. Resident evil on earth!!! Something is gona go wrong and "we all gon be fucked"

will they be on sale anytime soon this makes me watch resident evil again...

how come the brain is not damaged? dogs are revived 3 hours after their death. whatever... yeah, "we all gon be fucked"

that is seriously insane.

if they are able to do it with humans, it will be evidence that either we don't have souls or souls like to haunt their one bodies for a few hours after dieing

RedEyes wrote:how come the brain is not damaged? dogs are revived 3 hours after their death.

it says that they go into a state of hypothermia before death, which preserves almost all tissue

The more we discover the less we have to take on faith. Who knows, we are only human... perhaps we fudged a few things about this whole God and spirit thing. I find nothing wrong with the future of this technology but as others have stated, it can cause problems with what people believe because it runs counter to their most cherished ideas.

So the only think we know that is for sure "death" will soon never exist?

People will still die because of old age. Maybe this technique can slow the bodie's aging, but eventually you'll get old and your brain will deteriorate. They may be able to replace old body parts (ewe). But they won't be able to replace the brain. Unless they find a way for brain cell to regenerate faster it won't work. Brain cells take over 70 years to regenerate.

We may be getting Zombies, but who's to say they won't be discriminated against like every other minority!

That is some old school Penny Arcade right there. Good stuff of course.

Ayanami wrote:That is some old school Penny Arcade right there. Good stuff of course.

I am surprised I found it so easily, after the first year or so, Penny Arcade's Archive starts to suck.... A LOT. If is really hard to find some things. There are time's when I think "Oh God! There was a PA just liek this" I tab link (Firefox ) and try to find it and come out empty handed .

OMG Zombie Revenge!!! A zombie game that had to be the coolest of all time...


I want a zombie dog... Now the real question.. do you become one if the scratch you??

calvin: thanks for the clarification

LOL... of course you will turn into a zombie in that case. I hope they'll be slow and stupid as in the old Romero movies

RedEyes wrote:calvin: thanks for the clarification

LOL... of course you will turn into a zombie in that case. I hope they'll be slow and stupid as in the old Romero movies

but the zombies in the new Romero movie can crazy fast and can use guns... I hope we get some RE zombies.. where they cant walk dont steps, spit out acidy throw up, and have gaint trench coat zombie that carries a rocket launcher...

...future looks dark...

...now I really have to get that samurai sword I've been wanting to buy...

It's just so crazy...think about it. Earth is gonna get crowded...dictators never die...legal problems with zombie properties...a new wave of racism...

You guys watch too many horror movies. They will never tolerate those experiments on humans. Like cloning isn't allowed either.

Im pretty sure those damn zombies are gonna want human rights, just like the robots and women.

I bet in the next few years we are gonna just clone the hell out of the perfect chicken and the perfect cow, so that everyoen is eating the same damn meat.

and then there will be a whole new fetish of "clone lesbian porn" have jenna jameson clone having sex with another of her clones (this thread is getting dumber and dumber)

its not like EVERYONE who dies will be able to be brought back to life...only a small segment as they say, but who knows what will also be discovered between now and then

it's funny how the process it self actually kills the thing in order to bring it back to life

That's awesome..
I would be interested to know what happens with this research over the next few years.

I saw Dawn of the Dead last night (BRUTAL ), and this thread came into my mind. I guess it wonQt be a spioler if I tell a funny coincidence:

in the movie a zombie disease spreads like wildfire (from bites) and a bunch of people barricade themselves in a mall and try to survive (which is not easy)

so: the beginning suggests that the disease started by a guy getting bitten by a dog in a dog fight...

OK, not interesting, but I thought I would share this.

is there some sort of idea receipt that works something like ones for gifts j/k

I would like to post sth. smart and funny here, but I don't understand what you just said.

Oh yes:

psi29a wrote:The more we discover the less we have to take on faith. Who knows, we are only human... perhaps we fudged a few things about this whole God and spirit thing. I find nothing wrong with the future of this technology but as others have stated, it can cause problems with what people believe because it runs counter to their most cherished ideas.

Meh, if it inteferes with there beliefs than too bad. We can't stop scientific progress because a few people see it as witchcraft or some damn nonsense. I bet their problems would stop pretty damn quick if it saved the life of a loved one.