Evil Genius

i hate small towns, no girls, no friends, boring job, everyone is 20 years older or a kid. all the smart 20 year olds are in the big city and i move to a one horse town. yeah i'm a whiny little shit. only berserk to keep me going at this point. kill me now

Summer is awesome.

All the girls wear skimpy outfits and going to the beach rules.

It still doesn't feel like summer here in NY though.

Weather is still cold and shitty and rainy.

ya in Louisiana in stead of being hot and humid, it is unbearably hot and humid :\

Summer time is usually crackalackin. But we're experiencing some heavy june gloom in Sunny San Diego.

*sigh*

The bitches are still dressing skimpy tho.

I need to get my dick wet.

Buzkashi wrote:I need to get my dick wet.

I hear Eldo's asshole is up for grabs.

My condolences to you, papasith. I'm glad I'm out of NOLA...it's too bad that I'll be heading to Arizona, though. If shit's boring for you, Herald, you should roadtrip somewhere or save up for it. I personally like to take it easy during the summer and relax from all the partying and hard work. That never usually works because I end up helping my parents with their vegetable garden.

The Herald wrote:i hate small towns, no girls, no friends, boring job, everyone is 20 years older or a kid. all the smart 20 year olds are in the big city and i move to a one horse town. yeah i'm a whiny little shit. only berserk to keep me going at this point. kill me now

I feel ya. I'm from Los Angeles, but I'm staying with my parents for now up in Elizabeth Lake (still LA County,technically). It's in the mountains, and there is shit to do out here. I'm used to going out nightly, hitting up bars, seeing shows, and drinking copious amounts on alcohol on a regular basis. I go down to LA once every week or two, and it is killing me! It's a 2 hour drive with no traffic, and it eats up almost half a tank of gas going there and back.

I need to move back to the South Bay, and quick!

The problem with Mission is that you get three kinds of people (in general): white trash, bible thumpers, and farmers. Honestly, the best are the bible thumpers, they're at least interesting. The white trash girls do wear skimpy shorts and shirts, but you'll likely see a belly you wish wasn't there (pregnant or otherwise), or they're with some dumb tattooed guy who's constantly shirtless and all over the girl. The most disturbing part is you're likely to see these white trash people pushing baby buggies. Then the farmers. They're workaholics who aren't as dumb as cliche, but no fun at all. Did I mention that my whole TOWN is smaller than my university and I'm the only one that goes to that particular university from my graduation class from the whole town even though it's only 2 hours away? I'm not saying everyone should do the same thing, but there's no drive to do anything by most of the populace here. At least we got a ton of fishing holes around here ... that's a skill I'll have to learn.

Why don't you go on a trip or something? Chicks dig tourists.

I would probably still be a virgin if it wasn't for the "exotic tourist" appeal.

You're missing out on a great summer here in Vancouver. Weather has been wicked nice!

omg a vancouverite! yay. usually i am in vancouver, but i've moved back to mission for the summer because of the free rent appeal. not sure it was worth it at this point ... but vancouver is the fucking most expensive place to live in all of canada!

I guess this is a fitting thread to ask my question.

I know some of you are from Europe.

I'm in western Europe right now and will be for the next 2 months as some exchange research program. Anyway what places do you recommend for travel? I'm situated in Graz, Austria. some people recommended Croatia and Budapest which I plan to go sometime.

At all cost avoid Poland ^^ that's all

Yeah, Poland is fucked up. You should go south and hit the Meditterranian Sea. Despite the fact that ugly ladies aren't wearing bikini tops, the hot chicks are too! Just avoid the middle east, but I'm sure you realized that.

The Herald wrote:Yeah, Poland is fucked up.

Yeah, well thanks. But why? Please explain this to me^^

Are you serious? I thought that Canada is another British overseas territory situated near Gibraltar. Damn how wrong I was Thanks!
Anyway I demand answer since it's my motherland

Kazure wrote:I guess this is a fitting thread to ask my question.

I know some of you are from Europe.

I'm in western Europe right now and will be for the next 2 months as some exchange research program. Anyway what places do you recommend for travel? I'm situated in Graz, Austria. some people recommended Croatia and Budapest which I plan to go sometime.

For sightseeing in austria, I can only recommend Salzburg, which is awesome.
If you're down with croatia, I would recommend spending a few days in italy too. Holidays in italy always rock.

Shiva wrote:Are you serious? I thought that Canada is another British overseas territory situated near Gibraltar. Damn how wrong I was Thanks!
Anyway I demand answer since it's my motherland

Haha, real funny. I don't mean any disrespect, I just find it a real backwards country is all. I've been there before, but not very long, so I guess I don't have a very accurate opinion of it. I don't like how women don't have as many freedoms there as they do here, among other things. Plus, as we all know, it has a horrible modern history as a country. And Starnum is not only a US citizen, but a Southerner, so he's leaps and bounds worse than me

haha, one good thing about growing up in bc is i don't have an accent, i can guess that you have a fun one.

The Herald wrote:Haha, real funny. I don't mean any disrespect, I just find it a real backwards country is all.

Me either though it could look like that^^ Anyway please tell me about this horrible modern history?

The Herald wrote:And Starnum is not only a US citizen, but a Southerner, so he's leaps and bounds worse than me

Hey dude, I'm from Kansas, and as much as I hate saying it, we're leaps and bounds ahead of Texans. I mean come on, those guys believe in EVOLUTION and they don't have the Westboro Baptists.