Evil Genius

Aight so I'm planing a trip to europe for a couple of weeks in the end of june to beginning/ mid july.

I know Ima be starting my trip off in london. I plan on attending the 46664 concert in commemoration of Nelson Mandelas 90th birthday. Queen+paul rodgers is amongst some of the acts set to perform that night. Rumor has it that Eminem and Paul McCartney are gonna be there also.

From there, I'm not so sure where I wanna go.

Any suggestions, helpful tips, or offerings of room and board would be welcome.

If I am still in Japan by the time you return home I will murder you.

Que?

But you wouldn't know what that means. Because you're from Sweden.

1.) Find a Hostel.
2.) Go to The Church.
3.) Repeat Step 1 in every major city you go to.
4.) Repeat Step 2 every Sunday you are in London.

A good thing to do while you're in another country is to visit the small towns. Most cities in the world are very similar to each other, so I'd only go through them if I were you. On your transition from England to France you should stop in Dover and go to the castle and check out the war tunnels, they are very cool. Then take a boat. The chunnel is dead boring and too expensive, I don't recommend it. A very cool place in the north of France is Mt. St. Michel. You should go there, you'd feel like you're in a page from Berserk (without the bloodshed and demons of course, that just wouldn't be sanitary )

Listen.

Go to Amsterdam and get yourself FUCKED!

Femto wrote:Listen.

Go to Amsterdam and get yourself FUCKED!

In Amsterdam don't forget to hit up Club Milkyway to find some of the hottest bitches alive.

.....And don't buy dope from the bums off the street over there, that shit ain't real.

You do realize that any hooker, hot or not, domestic or foreign, legal or illegal, are really disgusting, right? Doing a hooker is like doing a pile of garbage. I think Miura does a good job describing them with that curly haired girl ... and Slan when she comes out of a pile of intestines.

The Herald wrote:You do realize that any hooker, hot or not, domestic or foreign, legal or illegal, are really disgusting, right? Doing a hooker is like doing a pile of garbage. I think Miura does a good job describing them with that curly haired girl ... and Slan when she comes out of a pile of intestines.

Haven't you seen Pretty Woman? Proof....Not all hookers are garbage.

Slan's not a hooker, just an evil demon slut.

The Herald wrote:You do realize that any hooker, hot or not, domestic or foreign, legal or illegal, are really disgusting, right? Doing a hooker is like doing a pile of garbage. I think Miura does a good job describing them with that curly haired girl ... and Slan when she comes out of a pile of intestines.

Prejudice against hookers.

Isn't that original.

I've had lengthy talks to a couple of prostitutes here and there.

They're just people that get thrown into a world of lust and abuse for any number of reasons (rough childhood, financial difficulties, etc).

They're not monsters, you ignorant fuck.

How much did they pay you per hour to say that?

Eldo wrote:How much did they pay you per hour to say that?

More like, how much did he pay per hour to have heard them say that.

Unless we're to assume Femto's a pimp or that good to where hookers are actually paying him.......

Eldo wrote:How much did they pay you per hour to say that?

A blowjob.

Femto wrote:
Prejudice against hookers.

Isn't that original.

I've had lengthy talks to a couple of prostitutes here and there.

They're just people that get thrown into a world of lust and abuse for any number of reasons (rough childhood, financial difficulties, etc).

They're not monsters, you ignorant fuck.

You truelly are a kind hearted soul.

You should really go to Amsterdam and do two things.
1. Buy the best green green they have in a coffee shop, thats some strong shit they got there
2. Go to a mushroom shop and box

If you dont want to do one of those you could take one of their boatrides, look at really old buildings if your into that sort of stuff.
Or just take a stroll into Red light to see what its really like.

Swing by Belgium, specifically Antwerp during the weekday since that is where I work.

Loeviz wrote:You should really go to Amsterdam and do two things.
1. Buy the best green green they have in a coffee shop, thats some strong shit they got there
2. Go to a mushroom shop and box

If you dont want to do one of those you could take one of their boatrides, look at really old buildings if your into that sort of stuff.
Or just take a stroll into Red light to see what its really like.

Actually you should do 1. and 2. at first, and _then_ walk aroud the town looking at old buildings and stroll into the red light. Gonna have much more fun that way

What's wrong with hookers? I've never been left dissatisfied with their services. Though I didn't have the chance to try Amsterdam ones yet.

I used to pimp out Mune to femto on a regular basis.

psi29a wrote:Swing by Belgium, specifically Antwerp during the weekday since that is where I work.

sorry to say that, psy but Antwerp is a racist city, don't work here for too long or you'll understand how facist the fucking belgian police can be.

to Buz : I can't host you cause I don't owe the house I live in but you are a worthy guy, I would be pleased to meet you in Brussel one day.

elric le tueur d'amis wrote:

psi29a wrote:Swing by Belgium, specifically Antwerp during the weekday since that is where I work.

sorry to say that, psy but Antwerp is a racist city, don't work here for too long or you'll understand how facist the fucking belgian police can be.

to Buz : I can't host you cause I don't owe the house I live in but you are a worthy guy, I would be pleased to meet you in Brussel one day.

Why not just let Buz stop on by the hacienda?

I'm sure he'd love to meet your mommy.

[spoiler]This guy cracks me up. [/spoiler]

elric le tueur d'amis wrote:

psi29a wrote:Swing by Belgium, specifically Antwerp during the weekday since that is where I work.

sorry to say that, psy but Antwerp is a racist city, don't work here for too long or you'll understand how facist the fucking belgian police can be.

to Buz : I can't host you cause I don't owe the house I live in but you are a worthy guy, I would be pleased to meet you in Brussel one day.

Hmm... I've been in Antwerp and Brussels so many times, so I can compare both in many ways. I'd prefer Antwerp any time, especially to work there... Antwerp is indeed the home of Filip Dewinter, but I'd say there is where it ends nowadays, it is actually a socialist town with Patrick Janssens as its mayor. The efforts that were done the last couple of years did pay off. Can you say the same thing about Brussels?

elric le tueur d'amis wrote:

psi29a wrote:Swing by Belgium, specifically Antwerp during the weekday since that is where I work.

sorry to say that, psy but Antwerp is a racist city, don't work here for too long or you'll understand how facist the fucking belgian police can be.

Lunch break...

I moved to Belgium in March and found job opportunities in Antwerp and Brussels right away. I have the benefit of having to evaluate both cities. Traveling by train, bus, and metro inside of Brussels and Antwerp. I feel much safer in Antwerp.

I won't go in particular detail, just that I found your statement very contradictory to what I've experienced.

To be fair, I just got here... however, I feel more comfortable with the Flemish mentality and the people here than with the French speaking community.

You will find 'fascists' and 'racists' everywhere, on all sides.

Antwerp is the best town in belgium, and gent is nice too though. Ive been studying 2 years in antwerp now, and its true that there is more racism in Antwerp than in any other province, but they only have their racism towards Muslims. You see there are some places in Antwerp like Borgerhout and Hoboken where only muslims live, especially people from Marokko. And there have been some incidents in the past plus add the fact that a lot em dont speak dutch nor french(only the older generation though), that has caused a lot of people to become more racist. Its the fault of the government really...

Kinda off topic I just wanted to add that