Evil Genius

Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise.Iam the bill and
exchange manager in Bank of Africa.I Hoped that you will not expose or
betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose on you for the
mutual benefit of our both families.
We need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $11.3million
immediately to your account.The money has been dormant for years in our Bank
here without any body coming for it.
We want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased
customer(the owner of the account)who died a long with his supposed next of
kin in an air crash since July 2000.
We don't want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund.So
this is the reason why i contacted you,so that we will can release the money
to you as the nearest person to the deceased cutomer.
Please we would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if
you are not interested.
Upon receipt of your reply,i will send you full details on how the business
will be executed and also note that you will have 25% of the above mentioned
sum if you agree to transact the business with us.
kuroma jemba
Bank Of Africa,Burkina Faso-West Africa.

Shaka Zulu wrote:There's actually people who have fun with playing around and catching these guys, civilians who out them by tricking them, or online detectives. The result of it all are pretty hilarious.


The scammers(who are run and funded by real crime organisations, can you believe the russian mob starts stuff like this in africa, haha) are allways retarded, but they atleast TRY, this one doesnt seem to at all. Ameteur...

Shaka Zulu wrote:There's actually people who have fun with playing around and catching these guys, civilians who out them by tricking them, or online detectives. The result of it all are pretty hilarious.

Starnum wrote:That's retarded. Why would he need naked photos of you, if he already has some. Only a moron would fall for that.

tax_refund@gmail.com wrote:
Notification of Tax Refund on your VISA or MasterCard Now,

> After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a
tax refund of $203.59.

>A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons.
For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.

> Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and thank you for your patience.

> To access the form for your tax refund please copy/paste the link below in your browser (or click the link below).

http://tadohb.notlong.com

> Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time.
Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicated.

Regards,
Internal Revenue Service

© Copyright 2008, Internal Revenue Service U.S.A.

OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT
GARKI-ABUJA NIGERIA.
mrmusamorris1@yahoo.gr

Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB
Your Ref

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR INHERITANCE
FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THEFUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESE HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT
CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FBI.(FEDERAL BEAREAU OF INVESTIGATION)

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS ($10,000.00USD)PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD PAYMENT CENTER.

MR.Mr Musa Morris ON HIS EMAIL :mrmusamorris1@yahoo.gr
AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1. YOUR FULL NAME:
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER:
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT YOUR CARD TO BE POSTED TO:
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION:

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT USD2.5MILLION AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON
ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF
IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU

OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-822) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS
CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

KINDEST REGARDS,

Barr. Bola Ige.
SENATE PRESIDENT
+234-8028163825

MrFelony wrote:i dont know where that link goes, but am not willing to click it either. I was kinda hoping someone here would click it for us lol

Aetherfukz wrote:that has to be one of the worst attempts to fake an orgasm ever.

MrFelony wrote:

Aetherfukz wrote:that has to be one of the worst attempts to fake an orgasm ever.

I believe Lordmune faking for buzz came in 2nd. ba-da-ching