Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:13 am
I may have impregnated a girl.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Femto,
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
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Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:16 am
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:26 am
Hahahaha.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:32 am
For the sake of the planet, let us pray that you didn't. Heheh, j/k man. Well, I hope it turns out however you're wanting it to. 
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:05 am
Funnies thing I've ever seen eldo produce..Eldo wrote:Femto,
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
hahahah
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:08 am
Buzkashi is a giant fruitcake.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:21 am
You're lacking these days silly mofo.Femto wrote:Buzkashi is a giant fruitcake.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:35 am
Give him some credit, he's low on mojo. 
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:35 am
Hit Esc to Abort...
Uh....
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Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:36 am
Eldo wrote:Femto,
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:51 pm
Femto, does she know you did this?
This thread is full of win and own.
This thread is full of win and own.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:06 pm
HioooooooooooooEldo wrote:Femto,
Kissing a girl does not get her pregnant.
Regards,
Eldo.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:06 pm
Seems like a great moment for one of Zapp Branigan's best quotes:
"I have matted with a woman. Inform the men".
"I have matted with a woman. Inform the men".
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:24 pm
Well, yeah.psi29a wrote:Femto, does she know you did this?
This thread is full of win and own.
She says she's getting the symptoms (missed her period, swollen breasts) and she'll find out for sure on Wednesday.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:44 pm
I think we all know how a scare like this can be prevented in the future.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:17 pm
so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:21 pm
Well, if you are cool with it, then congratulations!
I'm just really glad you clarified that you did get a girl pregnant.
I'm just really glad you clarified that you did get a girl pregnant.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:25 pm
Girl? So she's what? 9? 11?I may have impregnated a girl.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:25 pm
Well, obviously not.halfnhalf wrote:so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:54 pm
better question, is it your gf who you may have gotten preggers?
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:15 pm
There are so many layers to this issue that I don't know where to even begin to answer this question (nor am I willing to).MrFelony wrote:better question, is it your gf who you may have gotten preggers?
I've gotten this scare a couple times before though, once with this very same girl, as a matter of fact.
They'd complain about missing their periods when they'd always been so punctual in the past only to have it arrive a little later than usual.
Swollen breasts though?
Never heard that one before.
I hope it's a hormone imbalance or some shit.
She's 25, by the way.
I'm no child molester.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:25 pm
This thread should be moved to Current Events and Politics.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:53 pm
Sorry to dissapoint, but I don't think your sexual hijinks quite qualifiy as being international news events.Femto wrote:This thread should be moved to Current Events and Politics.
Unless you got a goat pregnant or something. But then again, Buzkashi does that all the time and we are rarely shocked by it.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:00 pm
It's not a 100% contraceptive method. She can still get pregnant from that, and I won't explain the biology that goes with that.halfnhalf wrote:so im guessing you havent mastered the "pull out" move?
If this has happened before Femto, I would have taken more preventative measures and be extra cautious to ensure it won't happen again. Unless you were totally drunk.
Re: Hey guys.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:35 pm
Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.
Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.