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Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:00 pm
by psi29a
I'll let the video explain...

[youtube]MdzchIMi43Y[/youtube]

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:25 pm
by halfnhalf
AHAHHAHAHA DRINK WATER!!!!!


SPEED STICK!! ITS CHEAP!!!

i laughed, then went on to read the new harry potter, but Eater-X from the hot dog eating contest spoiled the ending for me, so now i dont read.

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:22 am
by Starnum
LMAO! Heh, that was hawt. :P

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:05 pm
by Shaka Zulu
HILARIOUS shit. I'll drop this link in every book thread in several forums :lol:

Btw what show or in what context was this made? (important difference, if it was just ironic commentary or half-assed and ill-advised stereotyping).

Interesting...

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:23 pm
by Moogles
Is this how they get the message to black-American youths?

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:35 pm
by Eldo
Why the hell did you report this thread as 'warez', Buzkashi?

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:08 am
by Buzkashi
The same reason I just reported your post as warez. To see how well this reporting system works.

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:03 am
by psi29a
Buzkashi wrote:The same reason I just reported your post as warez. To see how well this reporting system works.
At least use a real report title, like 'i did read a goddamn book'.

Re: Interesting...

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:26 pm
by Malvado
Moogles wrote:Is this how they get the message to black-American youths?
How would I know but it was on BET so maybe.

I am a black-american youth (the fuck is that?) that doesn't watch BET and didn't see this video until a thread about people speaking english in Assassin's Creed. So I didn't get the message (but i read, brush, drink water, etc anyway).

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:27 am
by MrFelony
but do you buy land? buy some mother fuckin land!

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:10 am
by Malvado
Well like most other black males I currently live with my mother while I attend school. She and my father both brought land though.

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:15 am
by MrFelony
where'd they bring their land from?

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:36 am
by Buzkashi
The glorious nation of Ghana? etc?

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:02 pm
by Malvado
MrFelony wrote:where'd they bring their land from?
The Secret Sect of the Moonites. Where us?

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:03 pm
by Buuhan1
The only thing I do from that video is drink water and wear deodorant.

.....hey, I'm gonna eventually get into the habit of brushing my teeth and bathing....the first 16 years of my life was lazy years.

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:19 pm
by MrFelony
if your dentist ever tells you that you should floss becasue you have compacted teeth and will develop cavities, beleive him and do as he says :?. i found out i had ~ 20+ cavities.

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:38 pm
by psi29a
MrFelony wrote:if your dentist ever tells you that you should floss becasue you have compacted teeth and will develop cavities, beleive him and do as he says :?. i found out i had ~ 20+ cavities.
Dude, that sucks.

My wife's dental work was done by some east german. Spent about a grand last this month alone getting her two caps and then had to listen to her bitch.

Brush your damn teeth.

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:10 pm
by Buuhan1
I have some bad teeth problems, but it's kinda screwed up.

Okay, here goes. Around 6 years ago I developed a cavity on my back jaw tooth, my dentist filled it. THE NEXT DAY, it pops out and my Mom says she can't afford do get it fixed again (can't blame her). So I HAD TO STUFF THE FILLING BACK INTO MY TOOTH WITH MY FINGERS, and this led to problems after a few years. Stuff had leaked through into it and then got trapped by the filling....doing quite a lot of damage.

Last year after so many years we finally go and get it fixed. The dentist said he was going to fix it, and what does he do? Drill my jaw tooth completely hollow, does a root canal, put temp feeling into it, and then tell my Mom "Oh yeah, forgot to mention. That'll be 3 grand to fill that and fix it". Needless to say that was not what he said and we couldn't pay it. So now, my back jaw tooth has a giant hole in the side and the bottom is filled with temp filling. And here's the kicker, I can't chew on it cause it's so fragile....in other words it'd crumble.

No big deal cause I chewed on one side of my mouth for 6 years cause of the problem before, right? WRONG! Now, for some reason I guess from all the chewing on this side of my mouth it has ripped my gum clear off the top of my molar tooth which is still coming in. So I basically got a hole in my gum there, and when I eat certain times it causes it to bleed...and it hurts whenever I chew but not that bad.

Yes, it may be my fault for not taking care of my teeth, but what that dentist did is bullshit too. But I suppose that's the game some of them play to get money.

But, yeah. Suppose it still comes back down to "BRUSH YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' TEETH!".

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:44 am
by MrFelony
not just brush...floss too!

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:26 am
by Starnum
I do brush my teeth, but I forget to sometimes. I have alright teeth, but I have a couple of small fillings. Actually all of my feelings suddenly disappeared a few months back. It's the damnest thing, I have no idea what happened, but I just noticed one day that all 3 of them were gone. They just vanished, but like, all at the same time. What's up with that? Anyway, I need to go get them refilled. Also, I don't floss every day, but I do anytime I eat something that might get stuck in my teeth. I can usually feel that shit, and I can't stand it, so I got to bust out the floss or else go crazy, heh. Random teeth conversation for the win!

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:35 am
by Malvado
I had crooked teeth. the front one(can't remember name) almost twisted totally side ways. Braces are miracle workers. OH and I popped off a tooth cap with my Tongue. It is a beast!

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:58 am
by Rolos
Am i the only one that recieves a "video not available" message?
If so, could anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with my computer?

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:02 am
by wotjesus
Saw this video awhile back- classic.

Fuck spinning rims.

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:02 pm
by Starnum
Rolos wrote:Am i the only one that recieves a "video not available" message?
If so, could anyone tell me what the hell is wrong with my computer?
The video is no longer available on Youtube, sorry.

Re: Read a goddamn book.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:57 pm
by Rolos
then this post is dead.
i know its not my job, but may i suggest you to close this shit?