Deadly 'iku iku byo' reaches a climax

Post by **psi29a** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:37 pm

Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day. And with suggestions that it could be deadly, the women hardly know whether they're coming or going, according to Shukan Post (11/24).

"If a guy simply taps me on the shoulder, I just swoon. Even when I go to the toilet, my body reacts. I'm a little bit scared of myself," one woman sufferer tells Shukan Post.

Another adds: "When I got on the train one day, I could feel blood gushing toward a certain part of my body and it felt so good I almost let out a moan. It was sheer murder when everybody got pushed into the carriage."

Yet another woman has her say.

"Even the vibration of my mobile phone is enough to set me off," she says. "My friend said there's something called Iku Iku byo (Cum Cum Disease). I guess I've got that."

What may be afflicting these women, the best-selling weekly says, is an ailment called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS).

PSAS has been described as an affliction that brings about orgasm through the slightest of jolts regardless of whether they're aroused, or even thinking about sex. What's more, orgasms experienced by PSAS sufferers are not just momentary phenomena, instead affecting women over anywhere from a few days to a week, with one reported case seeing 300 orgasms in a single day.

^_^;;

Post by **Killfile** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:39 pm

How does one go about contracting this "disease?"

Post by **LordMune** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:39 pm

行く行く病 is... cool?

Post by **psi29a** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:43 pm

All the men in Mindwerks should 'support' these afflicted women.

Post by **Sortep** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:47 pm

wow a minute man's wet dream! hahahahaha now i have to read up on this... maybe its a communicable disease we can infect all women with

Post by **seraphius** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:03 pm

Manga artist Akira Narita, who says he has slept with over 1,000 different women, says he has come across some he believes may have had PSAS.

It's gotta be a hoax! (I know it's not but still...)

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:04 pm

A world wide support group had been formed. Just dial 1-800-Buzhumper.

Post by **Gattsblackfalcon** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:08 pm

With this disease there is no way you can fail to a woman .

Post by **Skullkracker** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:13 pm

import plz!

Post by **Wandering_Mystic** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:18 pm

Heh, a real man needs no such handicap

Reminds me of this power an anime character I heard about had. Just snapped his fingers and made women orgasm. lol

Post by **Starlore** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:18 pm

[Rated "R" for Horrifying concepts in sexuality]

*Snickers* kinda funny that you guys are so excited by this. But it makes me wonder...

A) Are men ultimately so lazy, that they'd be willing to sacrifice their sexuality entirely?

B) Are men ultimately so stupid, that they'd be willing to sacrifice their sexual gratification entirely?

Let me explain lol.

If -all- women were to be afflicted by this 'disease', men would be utterly obsolete. Why deal with the bullshit that comes with the territory of relationships or otherwise interacting with the opposite sex, when you can just inhale & joygasm readily? Really, no woman would put up with a man's bullshit, unless they had some emotional tie to them or they simply needed to get laid. So in removing one of those 2 most important functions, the male gender would be losing a great deal of importance. Considering women are more open about emotional dealings, they wouldn't even -need- to turn to men for emotional support, as women are usually quite a bit more supportive of each other's emotional stability than men have been known to be.

Sooooo think in terms of lesbianism to the extreme. Sure you think its hot as hell from a glance, but when it comes down to it you're pretty much shit out of luck on the sidelines like the scrawny, nerd on the football team that can only sit around with dick in hand. (remember that episode of Friends where Ross' gf wanted a threesome? lol)

Personally, I think that your gender should be more concerned with finding a 'cure', & eliminating this 'threat' to your bottom line for existance, because for all you know, this could be the 2nd step in the evolution of the female gender (1st being lesbianism) towards an entirely self sufficient end in which you'd only have relevance as sustainance to the sadistic needs of the Mantis/Black Widow syndrome tendencied lot of us!

Edited for truth!(For the record most women aren't stupid enough to believe 'you' brought them to such an orgasmatronic state, in fact they'd just let you think they were, out of pity for your poor, insignificant gender lol!)

Post by **LordMune** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:22 pm

Starlore is a cruel mistress.

Post by **psi29a** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:34 pm

It all goes back to olden times when basically men raped women. It wasn't until woman turned over, then it became consensual... as in, 'yes, I want something out of this than just a wet-spot and possible child'. That last line came from my wife by the way.

The biological imperative for men is to mate as much as possible, so as to sire children. The concepts of love and monogamy are completely new and western in terms of the past 1000 years of history.

Men are still important in order to sire children, the cost of invetro fertalization and taking two ovum from women is to much except for the elite/rich. Men are still necessary to keep the replacement rate at 2.1 children per 'couple' in order to keep the same population levels. We do not have the capabilities (at least for the next 100 years) to replace men.

Men don't need to sacrifice their sexual gratification, they have women, men, and their own hands. The entire point of sex is to have children. Any ideas beyond that is just being greedy sex-addicted (like drugs) rat bastards... men and women both.

In other words Starlore, you're are thinking like a woman. *grin*

Post by **Gattsblackfalcon** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:42 pm

Men are still necessary to keep the replacement rate at 2.1 children per 'couple' in order to keep the same population levels.

All was good until you said

We do not have the capabilities (at least for the next 100 years) to replace men.

Then I felt

Post by **Starlore** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:44 pm

psi29a wrote: Men don't need to sacrifice their sexual gratification, they have women, men, and their own hands. The entire point of sex is to have children. Any ideas beyond that is just being greedy sex-addicted (like drugs) rat bastards... men and women both.

In other words Starlore, you're are thinking like a woman. *grin*

Actually that'd be thinking like a feminist. But the way I see it, I'm thinking hypothetically with a heavy dose of sarcasm!

In terms of men being needed biologically, I agree. However, since science has seen fit to dance around even that (expensive or not, it is an option & if it was needed in terms of species saving population assistance, I doubt cost would be such an issue). I also agree on the point of humanity being disgustingly excessive in their abuse of sexuality for the sake of power & as a downright, 'sport'. Believe it or not, I'm a pretty old fashioned one that doesn't take stock in those more casual antics. Still, women nowadays are leaning further away from the ideals of family & closer to their own designs of a career oriented lifestyle that returns some form of 'power' or control to their lives. Japan's birth rate decline being a perfect example of this.

My point is simply to prod the sillies posting in the sense of *coughs* "With this disease there is no way you can fail to a woman". In actuality, it'd be nothing but a failure since a man would have nothing to do with it! LOL.

But I love these friendly debates with you Psi! Rawr! & you get bonus points for being a Mainichi patron too

(Starlore wa) maiasa nyusu Mainichi o yomimasu! (i think i left out a particle, maybe...oh well >_>)

Post by **LordMune** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:06 pm

Starlore wrote:(Starlore wa) maiasa nyusu Mainichi o yomimasu! (i think i left out a particle, maybe...oh well >_>)

Maiasa Mainichi no nyu-su wo yomu...?
(毎朝毎日のニュースを読む.)

Post by **Starlore** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:09 pm

Something like that, I'm only just getting to that point in grammar & I sure as hell don't have my book with me here at work haha. Haven't gotten to "wo" yet either. Sensei is...abstract

lol.

Now the question is, Nihongo ga wakarimasu/hanashimasu ka? or do you just get it from the net??

Starlore reads/writes better than she does grammar haha

Post by **LordMune** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:46 pm

Starlore wrote:Now the question is, Nihongo ga wakarimasu/hanashimasu ka? or do you just get it from the net??

未だ未だだ。
As a student of an Economics/Asia/Japan-centered programme at university, I expect to be able to get by in Japan a couple of years from now or so, as I will be studying in Hokkaido for more or less a semester around that time. Also took a couple of years' worth of language classes in high school, but at the breakneck pace university studies are going, I expect I'll be encountering new stuff before long.

Post by **Starlore** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:54 pm

*nods* nice deal. I was actually interested in pursuits of a similar nature, but finances haven't been very 'cooperative' nor for that matter has time lol *blames her job*. I just enrolled in my current Japanese class in Sept. but it's not an extensive course, very limited in what it will teach us, still, it's a meager one, but it's a start nontheless...that, & it was the only Japanese instruction in range (until i can afford it & have a work schedule conducive to Univ of MD or GWU's courses

).

Sooo I get to go back to teaching myself after this class ends next month. Can you smell my enthusiasm? lol!

Post by **Sortep** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:16 pm

<- didn't know enthusiasm smelled of the ocean during red tide!
j/k

god i'm an asshole.... actually star in response to your why are men excited by this... it's really simple... we don't always want to go through the trouble of making the woman satisfied... but we have to in order to be able to withdrawl from the sex account at will... sometimes we just wanna extinguish some liquid kids and go about our business... so to have this convenient disease... it would make life easier... of course we'd want it to be active when it's convenient...it's mostly wishful thinking... other than that... so many women, so many seeds to sow... so little time! *looks around to make sure wifey doesn't see this and swat me for it*

Post by **Starlore** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:35 pm

Sortep wrote:<- didn't know enthusiasm smelled of the ocean during red tide!
j/k

... sometimes we just wanna extinguish some liquid kids and go about our business... so to have this convenient disease... it would make life easier... of course we'd want it to be active when it's convenient...it's mostly wishful thinking... other than that... so many women, so many seeds to sow... so little time! *looks around to make sure wifey doesn't see this and swat me for it*

Red tide doesn't usually reek of burning plastic (tolerance) lol!

...sometimes? Pffft! Gross UNDER-exaggeration! Haha. But while we're on the topic of wishful thinking...someone wave their fairyish magic wand & remake me in the likeness of Slann

Post by **Sortep** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:46 pm

*wave*

no go out there and be a berserk goddess!

Post by **Malvado** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:09 pm

I want this disease for myself. I wouldn't have to put up with impressing girls/women anymore. It be a godsend.

Post by **Starlore** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:40 pm

Sortep wrote:*wave*

no go out there and be a berserk goddess!

*Obliges! wriggles into something a tad more sultry & slinks off to rape a certain DS wielding soul!*

That disease would cause you to lose your job, then there's no money for internet access which means no more Berserk...OH NOEZ

Post by **Khan** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:56 pm

Starlore wrote:[Rated "R" for Horrifying concepts in sexuality]

*Snickers* kinda funny that you guys are so excited by this. But it makes me wonder...

A) Are men ultimately so lazy, that they'd be willing to sacrifice their sexuality entirely?

B) Are men ultimately so stupid, that they'd be willing to sacrifice their sexual gratification entirely?

Let me explain lol.

If -all- women were to be afflicted by this 'disease', men would be utterly obsolete. Why deal with the bullshit that comes with the territory of relationships or otherwise interacting with the opposite sex, when you can just inhale & joygasm readily? Really, no woman would put up with a man's bullshit, unless they had some emotional tie to them or they simply needed to get laid. So in removing one of those 2 most important functions, the male gender would be losing a great deal of importance. Considering women are more open about emotional dealings, they wouldn't even -need- to turn to men for emotional support, as women are usually quite a bit more supportive of each other's emotional stability than men have been known to be.

Sooooo think in terms of lesbianism to the extreme. Sure you think its hot as hell from a glance, but when it comes down to it you're pretty much shit out of luck on the sidelines like the scrawny, nerd on the football team that can only sit around with dick in hand. (remember that episode of Friends where Ross' gf wanted a threesome? lol)

Personally, I think that your gender should be more concerned with finding a 'cure', & eliminating this 'threat' to your bottom line for existance, because for all you know, this could be the 2nd step in the evolution of the female gender (1st being lesbianism) towards an entirely self sufficient end in which you'd only have relevance as sustainance to the sadistic needs of the Mantis/Black Widow syndrome tendencied lot of us!

Edited for truth!(For the record most women aren't stupid enough to believe 'you' brought them to such an orgasmatronic state, in fact they'd just let you think they were, out of pity for your poor, insignificant gender lol!)

Hail Valerie Solanas!

I can’t seem to look at the article and take it seriously; I mean, I have the internet. I have seen what can get people off and it is horrifying. But after glimpsing at “If a guy simply taps me on the shoulder, I just swoon. Even when I go to the toilet, my body reacts. I'm a little bit scared of myself”…all I can say is just wait until she brings out the meat grinder and the rodeo clown.