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Killer Kangaroos
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:43 am
by MrFelony
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:03 pm
by Eldo
Kangaroo meat is delicious.
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:11 am
by Finito
I never thought of kangaroos as cute, but more like bad ass killers who could take over the world. Hopefully there are still rationnal people who think like I do and keep them under watch, but I still think its not close enough. This late finding is a proof! I bet these kangaroos have been hiding this fact for years, they must have found a way to hide things like claws that can come out whenever they want like Wolverine. I say we should buy more kangaroo products to lower their numbers before its too late.
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:18 pm
by panasonic
clearly the pouch for children is a coverup for an obvious place to conceal weapons
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:37 pm
by LordMune
Another wonderful post by Finito.
Also, jesus killer kangaroo spear... tooth... thing!
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:53 pm
by Damien
Thats pretty cool.
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:14 am
by Ellen
Eldo wrote:Kangaroo meat is delicious.
Mail some over.
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:23 am
by Eldo
I don't think I can send meat over to a fictional country like Canada.
Crocodile meat is also delicious.
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:17 am
by Starnum
Holy shit, we've got Flying Beavers in Canadia and Killer Kangaroo's in Australia. This is getting bad. Eldo, you better keep us up to date on those roo's activities man. Oh, and you actually can mail food, so hook us up with some of these delicious meats you speak of. 
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:23 am
by Buzkashi
Starnum wrote:......Holy shit, we've got Flying Beavers ......
*shudders*
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:03 am
by MrFelony
what would happen if the world allowed flying beavers and killer kangaroo's to breed...i wish someone would draw a composite
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:04 pm
by Wandering_Mystic
MrFelony wrote:what would happen if the world allowed flying beavers and killer kangaroo's to breed...i wish someone would draw a composite
Many have tried in the past. All have met their untimely and brutal deaths at the hands of these creatures. Their next stage of evolution is one of their closest guraded secrets!
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:37 pm
by Buzkashi
I dunno. I still think those Eastern Europian Killer Squirrels could take a Killer Kangaroo. I mean it'd be like mass zerglings vs 1 hydralisk.
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:32 pm
by MrFelony
hahaha best vs thread idea ever. killer squirrels vs a killer kangaroo vs a flying beaver
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:27 am
by Ellen
MrFelony wrote:hahaha best vs thread idea ever. killer squirrels vs a killer kangaroo vs a flying beaver
Beaver will win for sure. Everyone knows how awesome beavers are. heh