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Monkey Men?

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:23 am
by Buzkashi
The people of India are being attacked by so called monkey men...
Police in one Delhi suburb say they have ordered officers to "shoot on sight" to halt the ape-like menace.

Indian newspaper reports described the creature as "short, dark and hairy, with human legs and an ape-like face".

It apparently scratched and attacked people sleeping on the roofs of their homes, during the scorching summer months.

According to the Press Trust of India, Delhi police received 29 "distress calls" from the east and north-east parts of the capital on Monday night.
BBC did a couple of other parts on it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/1331940.stm

And now this on yahoo!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060620/od_ ... nkeygod_dc

Anyone see the connection!!

I DO.

Some say that they are Sayajins. But I know better

Image

Coincidence? I think not!!

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:34 am
by elric le tueur d'amis
monkeys aren't so dumb,please don't compare them to that guy :wink: .

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:40 am
by MrFelony
bizarre...maybe its the aliens from Signs

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:40 am
by Daedelus
This has been around since he was a canidate for the 2000 election. Boring then, boring now.

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:18 am
by Buzkashi
Daedelus wrote:This has been around since he was a canidate for the 2000 election. Boring then, boring now.
What monkey men ravaging india?

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 7:27 pm
by panasonic
man, u must need some really interesting news to get u excited if monkey men attacking ppl is boring to u

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:10 pm
by Skullkracker
it gets that much exciting once they get a bite of your own ass

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:08 pm
by panasonic
u speakin from experience? :P

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:55 pm
by Skullkracker
yes, I am the king of the monkey men