Evil Genius

harold & kumar go to white castle:

kumar: dude we'll be fine in this neighborhood. look, theres 2 guys over there just like us!

*bunch of random black guys come out and the beat the living shit outta the hindu and the asian

harold & kumar: OH SHIT!!

I love that movie.

From Space Balls

"I see your swartz is as big as mine"

harold and kumar: Just because you're hung like a moose doesnt mean you have to do pornos.

"There's like, a buttload of gangs at this school. They tried to recruit me cause I'm pretty good with a bo-staff."

Orange county ...

"aye whers my pee"
"oh there it is"

"eek" *lady drops glass of pee*

"alright someones gona have to fill this up for me or im going to jail"

the perfect score

anna (the movie's chick): If you could do anything with your life and money was no object, what would you do?

roy (the cracked-out asian guy): Anything at all? Well, when I was a kid I used to play this video game for hours, Street Fighter 2. And I remember thinking "ya know, people get payed to do this, to think of the game and create the characters". Like there's this one character Blanka; he's like half human and half lizard who eats his opponents. Well ya know he either zaps them with lightning or he... bites their faces off. pretty cool huh?

anna: oh so you wanna design your own video games huh?

roy: no..........i wanna be blanka......

Beavis and Butthead do America:

"I NEED A TV FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"

"Cavity searches. Deep and HARD."

Eldo wrote:Beavis and Butthead do America:

"I NEED A TV FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"

"Cavity searches. Deep and HARD."

Im sorry sir but do you possibly mean TP....

Buzkashi wrote:

Eldo wrote:Beavis and Butthead do America:

"I NEED A TV FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"

"Cavity searches. Deep and HARD."

Im sorry sir but do you possibly mean TP....

Huh?

Starnum wrote:Yeah dude, it's TP...TP for my bung hole...you know?

Gosh, I have no idea...it sounds like TV, since the whole movie's about finding their TV back...so I presumed it was TV. I taped it off the TV, and it didn't have clear audio.

The hidden person is always eldo or oro . I used to always be hidden but got sick of it.

Buzkashi wrote:The hidden person is always eldo or oro . I used to always be hidden but got sick of it.

It's not always me, I just get back from work and login and post. Plus, I don't know how to change my hidden/appear status. I can't remember how I was fiddling around with things and then shit happened. And I'm too lazy to change it back....

My favorite Character from Office Space:

Milton Waddams:And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.

Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

Milton Waddams: I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.

Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it.

Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

Rush Hour

Chris Tucker talking to bad asian guy:

Yeaaaaahhh, i've been looking fo yo sweet n sour chicken ass.

office space was a damn funny movie

but the most hilarious moment was when they all took that fax machine to an open area and smashed the shit outta it mob-style!

Alot in office space is hilarous.

I second that *is very proud of himself*

Damien wrote:Alot in office space is hilarous.

yup, like the "I AM A PEOPLE PERSON!!!" scene. hahaha