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hilarious movie moments
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:23 am
by dos.azn
harold & kumar go to white castle:
kumar: dude we'll be fine in this neighborhood. look, theres 2 guys over there just like us!
*bunch of random black guys come out and the beat the living shit outta the hindu and the asian
harold & kumar: OH SHIT!!
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:16 am
by Arresty
I love that movie.
From Space Balls
"I see your swartz is as big as mine"
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:38 pm
by halfnhalf
harold and kumar: Just because you're hung like a moose doesnt mean you have to do pornos.
Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 9:01 pm
by Kêthêrîc
"There's like, a buttload of gangs at this school. They tried to recruit me cause I'm pretty good with a bo-staff."
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:26 am
by Buzkashi
Orange county ...
"aye whers my pee"
"oh there it is"
"eek" *lady drops glass of pee*
"alright someones gona have to fill this up for me or im going to jail"
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:19 am
by dos.azn
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:21 am
by Eldo
Beavis and Butthead do America:
"I NEED A TV FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"
"Cavity searches. Deep and HARD."
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:22 am
by Buzkashi
Eldo wrote:Beavis and Butthead do America:
"I NEED A TV FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"
"Cavity searches. Deep and HARD."
Im sorry sir but do you possibly mean TP....
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:26 am
by Eldo
Buzkashi wrote:Eldo wrote:Beavis and Butthead do America:
"I NEED A TV FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!"
"Cavity searches. Deep and HARD."
Im sorry sir but do you possibly mean TP....
Huh?
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:05 am
by Starnum
Yeah dude, it's TP...TP for my bung hole...you know?
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:12 am
by Eldo
Starnum wrote:Yeah dude, it's TP...TP for my bung hole...you know?
Gosh, I have no idea...it sounds like TV, since the whole movie's about finding their TV back...so I presumed it was TV. I taped it off the TV, and it didn't have clear audio.
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:15 am
by Starnum
Nope, it's TP, as in Toilet Paper.
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:16 am
by Buzkashi
The hidden person is always eldo or oro . I used to always be hidden but got sick of it.
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:26 am
by Eldo
Buzkashi wrote:The hidden person is always eldo or oro . I used to always be hidden but got sick of it.
It's not always me, I just get back from work and login and post. Plus, I don't know how to change my hidden/appear status. I can't remember how I was fiddling around with things and then shit happened. And I'm too lazy to change it back....
Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:47 pm
by Buzkashi
Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:26 am
by Damien
My favorite Character from Office Space:
Milton Waddams:And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.
Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
Milton Waddams: I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
Milton Waddams: Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it.
Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:19 am
by raziel
Rush Hour
Chris Tucker talking to bad asian guy:
Yeaaaaahhh, i've been looking fo yo sweet n sour chicken ass.
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:03 am
by dos.azn
office space was a damn funny movie
but the most hilarious moment was when they all took that fax machine to an open area and smashed the shit outta it mob-style!
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:04 am
by Damien
Alot in office space is hilarous.
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:11 am
by Buzkashi
I second that *is very proud of himself*

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:41 am
by dos.azn
Damien wrote:Alot in office space is hilarous.
yup, like the "I AM A PEOPLE PERSON!!!" scene. hahaha