Evil Genius

Well, hello there, little boy, don't be shy,
Step right up; I'm a reasonable guy!
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye,
I'm just your average evil meteor from out of the sky.

Well, I'm just shy and scared of this place--
I'm just a fish out of water from outer space.
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained,
So why don't you be a pal -- and bring me some brains?

Go down to your neighbor's place.
See the dull expression on his face?
You'd doing him a favor if you brought him to me,
He ain't using his brain, he's just watching TV.

Go down to Mr. McGee's,
He hasn't had a thought since '43,
His brain is the portrait of atrophy,
He ain't using it, why not give it to me!

Chorus: Brains, brains, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure, they might think it's deranged,
but they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.
Brains, brains, it's okay -- it's not matter if it isn't grey
and if, at first, they think it's strange,
they won't think twice if they don't have a brain.

Go down to the won-ton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop.
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads,
And half an hour's later I'm hungry again.

Creep into the Donut Stop
Sneak in, tiptoe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see!

Chorus:
Brains, brains, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure, they might think it's deranged,
but they won't give it a thought after I've eaten their brains.
Brains, brains, it's okay -- it's not matter if it isn't grey
and if, at first, they think it's strange,
they won't think twice if they don't have a brain.

Brains, brains, I love 'em, I need 'em
my tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.

No time to cook 'em in a skillet,
my belly's rumblin', and I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em, the heat would only shrink 'em,
I just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em. Oh!

You've been swell to go around
and bring me every single brain in town.
But with all these brains I can't help but think
that there isn't one left out there to drink.

Now 'fess up, boy, come on, heck,
is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
and I promise I'll be your bestest friend.

Chorus:
Brains, brains, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brain 'til she's zombified.
Sure, she might think it's deranged,
but she won't give it a thought after I've eaten her brain.
Brains, brains, it's okay -- it's not matter if it isn't grey
and if, at first, she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice if she don't have a brain.

Brains!
Bring me her brain!
Bring me her brain!
Bring me her brain!

PS: The chorus is genius.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, in the episode titled "Little Rock of Horrors"
A song by the band Voltaire called "BRAINS" on their album Boo Hoo.

I knew the secret would be out on the first reply, Google pretty much ruins these things.

It's worth noting that I've seen Billy and Mandy's potential after that episode.

More importantly, this is another cartoon thread in disguise.

Carry on with it then.

PS: Billy and Mandy kicks ass, particularly the newer episodes.

Ownage?

Buzkashi wrote:Ownage?

Alienation.

Femto wrote:I knew the secret would be out on the first reply, Google pretty much ruins these things.

I knew it was from Billy and Mandy and that the group was called the voltair's off the bat, I had to look up what the name of the episode was and the album.

But yes, ownage and alienation all at the same time.

As for Billy and Mandy, I think it's pretty good. I personally liked the other cartoon Maxwell Atoms did, Evil Con Carne, a bit more myself.

What is alienation?

+1

Tempest wrote:As for Billy and Mandy, I think it's pretty good. I personally liked the other cartoon Maxwell Atoms did, Evil Con Carne, a bit more myself.

I'm not really a fan of fart and booger jokes, but Billy and Mandy doesn't do it so much that it's annoying.

It's a pretty good show overall with a great premise (not as good as Foster's though). Just the fact that the Grim Reaper is part of a cartoon is a far cry from the stuff I used to watch when I was younger.

I also like the "everything and anything can and will happen" aspect of it.

I can't count the times when everybody just died or disappeared at the end of an episode.

Also, Irwin kicks ass, yo.