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Real Transformer

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:16 am
by Eldo

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:46 am
by Damien
Pretty neat.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:46 pm
by Malvado
Oh shit son!

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:56 pm
by halfnhalf
WAWAWAWA

WAWWAWAWAWA

WAWAWAWAWAWAWA


ok there we go, the video was missing the transforming sound effects.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:18 pm
by Skullkracker
high tech toys from scientists who decided not to grow up

it is neat, but it's not well developed yet to actually have some sort of a function

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:25 pm
by Tempest
First comes the transformers, then comes the Transformer Rape

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:32 pm
by Skullkracker
:lol: you're an animal Temp

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:36 pm
by Malvado
I thought tempest was going to post this breakdancing but everyone already seen the dance.

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:47 am
by TheDarkness
You might know the breakdancing one.... But do you know the transformer model specially designed for woman?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... ransformer

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:30 pm
by Skullkracker
even I could put that to good use :roll:

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:32 pm
by Tempest
I made a slight error in myt last post:

First come the Transformers, then comes the Transformer Penis (SFW), THEN comes the Transformer Rape

*EDIT*

Then comes Even More Transformer Penis and then the Transformer Strippers, and don't forget Even More Gay Sex

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:10 am
by Eldo
Holy shit, that shit's fucked.

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:19 am
by halfnhalf
Eldo wrote:Holy shit, that shit's fucked.
and why is it all about being gay... temp you trying to tell us something here??

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:26 am
by Tempest
halfnhalf wrote:
Eldo wrote:Holy shit, that shit's fucked.
and why is it all about being gay... temp you trying to tell us something here??
Yes, I don't think there are/were any female Tranformers. How fucked up is that?

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 8:30 am
by Eldo
There was a female autobot in Beast wars or something...

There isn't a female in Transformers because they're asexual creatures living in Cybertron. But I'm pretty sure that Soundwave guy is gay, or is just Megatron's bitch.

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:01 pm
by TheDarkness
Tempest wrote:
halfnhalf wrote:
Eldo wrote:Holy shit, that shit's fucked.
and why is it all about being gay... temp you trying to tell us something here??
Yes, I don't think there are/were any female Tranformers. How fucked up is that?
there are female transformers... in the original series there is a pink bot. And in the beast war saga they constantly talk about how female bots would walk around without their breast plates in certain bars on cybertron.

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:09 pm
by Eldo
I wasn't aware there was a pink bot but it sounds vaguely familiar, I might be thinking about some other anime like Getter Robo or something.

The comics say that all transformers originated from one ancester called Primus who had a creation matrix with him, and through the process of asexual reproduction created a whole horde of transformers. But that's what the people at Marvel wrote and we all know they're fucked up in the head.

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:35 pm
by Malvado
i remember the female pink one from the movie. damn why did opitmus die!!

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:22 am
by Ayanami
Yeah, the female transformer was introduced in the movie if I am not mistaken.

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:59 am
by Messatsu
Optimus dies cause thats his gimmick...he just has to die.

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:44 am
by Eldo
Wow, I haven't seen the movie, so I guess I was probably thinking about Shin Getter Robo. Man, it would be a mass orgy. She's not going to shit right for a week.