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Submitted for your viewing pleasure: "Scared of Santa Gallery"

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a photo of sweet little toddlers screaming at Santa. The first 25 photos in this gallery are from the Chicago Tribune's "Scared of Santa" contest. All the rest of the photos were submitted by SouthFlorida.com readers. Enjoy!

Anyone ever had that dream where there's a bloody Santa drenched from head to toe with blood weilding a chainsaw and massacring shoppers at christmas? I've never had it either.

I lol'd at this article.

Hah, I used to be scared of clowns...jk...

I still am scared of clowns.

That's because clowns are creepy as hell.
I have stayed away from the movie IT because of my fear of clowns.

I have stayed clear of clowns thanks to the movie IT who is about the only movie that scared me to death.

Bah santa never scared me. Now Zombies that one thing im afraid of

Eldo wrote:Anyone ever had that dream where there's a bloody Santa drenched from head to toe ...

Are you sure that you havn't been reading too much in the sluggy freelance archive?(Yea I know its somewhat out of context )

Zombies? Well, if Santa was a zombie.. .. Okay, I'd just laugh at it.

But Santa is a jolly good ol' man with a rotund belly and a long white beard. Like Gandalf crossed with Sixpack.

Hell, the only way Santa'd scare me, would be if he had a scythe growing from his arm, a window on his forehead where I'd see his brain, a Big Gun, and a total loathing for living beings. (2 comic references, point them out and win a PRIZE!)

I don't blame these kids, some of these Santas scare me now. Now if you want a scary santa, go check out the movie "Santa's Slay"

Bill Goldberg FTW:

Yeah but he doesnt look like a pedophile compared to other santas.

anyone else think there is somethig wrong with this santa...

If you had to sit there for hours and have kids sit on your lap while possibly crying ... you'd look about ready to kill yourself ... lol. Just kidding.

He's probably just a dunken Santa.

Heh Goldberg as Santa whats next

BasouKazuma wrote:He's probably just a dunken Santa.

Dunken Santa like Dunking Donuts.

Libaax wrote:Heh Goldberg as Santa whats next

Sammo Hung new movie Christmas Drunken Master

Libaax wrote:I have stayed clear of clowns thanks to the movie IT who is about the only movie that scared me to death.

You too ey. I still remember how I got scared shitless the first time I saw IT. Stupid as I was I just had to see the whole thing too. Couldnt sleep for 1-2 weeks as I recall it

Well, I've never been afraid of any living human. Which means i was never afraid of Santa, clowns, etc.

I do have a fear of the unknown, as most people do. Like when I'm alone, walking alongside a dark forest. I sometimes think about what could possibly be hiding there and jump out at me. That's the only thing I'm afraid of, the things that could be hiding in the shadows. Though, its not a big problem.

BasouKazuma wrote:Well, I've never been afraid of any living human. Which means i was never afraid of Santa, clowns, etc.

I do have a fear of the unknown, as most people do. Like when I'm alone, walking alongside a dark forest. I sometimes think about what could possibly be hiding there and jump out at me. That's the only thing I'm afraid of, the things that could be hiding in the shadows. Though, its not a big problem.

Clowns are unknowns!! You don't know what their hiding behind the sinister makeup! *shudders*

Ellen wrote:

BasouKazuma wrote:Well, I've never been afraid of any living human. Which means i was never afraid of Santa, clowns, etc.

I do have a fear of the unknown, as most people do. Like when I'm alone, walking alongside a dark forest. I sometimes think about what could possibly be hiding there and jump out at me. That's the only thing I'm afraid of, the things that could be hiding in the shadows. Though, its not a big problem.

Clowns are unknowns!! You don't know what they're hiding behind the sinister makeup! *shudders*

lol It's a human, dang nab it!