Evil Genius

lon3vvolf wrote:I think I got a good one here...

When you decide to go as Gats to an anime convention... and decided to wax yourself for it:


Yeah... I'm still bruised and red from it. We had no idea what we were doing. I was also trying to sign the Berserker song from that movie Clerks(?) but my mind was somewhere else.

Hahahahahaha!

You know know you read too much berserk when most of your smiles come with one eye .-)

Wouldn't it be more like >.(
Guts really doesn't smile much.

dialdfordesi wrote:Wouldn't it be more like >.(
Guts really doesn't smile much.

Sure he does! It's just...not a very nice smile, that's all.

Yep, most of his smiles aren't the "I am happy" kind. They usually go more along the "I am going to massacre you, your descendants and everyone you have ever met, and thats just hilarious" lines.

Rolos wrote:Yep, most of his smiles aren't the "I am happy" kind. They usually go more along the "I am going to massacre you, your descendants and everyone you have ever met, and thats just hilarious" lines.

I just decifered Berserk's clothing style and era.

I've just discerned that The Herald is delirious.

War Machine wrote:I've just discerned that The Herald is delirious.

Only just now? Really?? You must not have been paying very close attention...

Well, I've said he likes kiddy pr0n and pork fat chicks, but not that he's delirious, no.

But nonetheless, it just wouldn't be the same without The Herald around.

Well, yeah, I don't really read over my posts before I, well, post them. They need to kind of fester before I realize how dumb they can be. Anyways, what I meant by that was that I am in this history class detailing clothing and architectural style and I tried to put a time to Berserk, with logic (which as we all know does not work in my case) and I couldn't really. I came up with that Berserk is late renaissance, but there are pieces from other periods too, so yeah, Berserk is in a total fantasy realm. Blah blah blah, anyways, lets try what I should have said being that: I tried to decipher (thanks starnum, I know I'm a dumbass, you don't have to tell me) Berserk's period style and it didn't work out too well.

P.S. War Machine, I can't remember why I like kiddie porn, could you remind me?

The Herald wrote:P.S. War Machine, I can't remember why I like kiddie porn, could you remind me?

The funny thing is that you're implying that you actually like it.

I think War Machine refers to that time when someone made an omake implying sexual relations between Shiercke and Gatts and you said that that was sexy.

Wait, may be that was Buzkashi......meh, who cares.

I was more getting to how War Machine keeps saying that I like kiddie porn, even though I don't think I've ever said I did, implying that he has latent desires to see kiddie porn and is using me as an outlet. In anycase, I completely agree with Rolos, who cares. And Shierke does like Guts, that's pretty obvious. Whether at 13 (maybe 14) she's mature enough to act on them another question.

It weirds you out, but you just said "Schieke's sweet ass." That's some Freudian shit, man.

Hey Herald, I got something for you from the Fan Art thread:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Also I think this might have something to do with it:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Good times. Good times.


Also... too much berserk when you just window shop ebay and come out with 7 berserk figures and a $60 hole in your pocket... Pics will be posted in the merch thread once they arrive...

dialdfordesi wrote:It weirds you out, but you just said "Schieke's sweet ass." That's some Freudian shit, man.

I was trying to placate to the target audience in which I was speaking to, and nothing more.

Starnum wrote:

dialdfordesi wrote:It weirds you out, but you just said "Schieke's sweet ass." That's some Freudian shit, man.

I was trying to placate to the target audience in which I was speaking too, and nothing more.

Sure you were. You just keep telling yourself that, Starnum.

This is awesome. My powers of suggestion are so strong that even the The Herald believes the absurd accusations.

You see, he's got a record. Besides, he's form Mars.
So, no matter how ridiculously ludicrous are your accusations, everyone is going to assume what you are saying is not only possible, but factual.
I guess that's the price an immigrant from Mars has to pay in order to fit into terran society.

Come on people! He came from fucking Mt Olimpus for fuck's sake! A little respect and tolerance towards his totally alien custom and tastes! (I mean....he likes Roderick.......what kind of mentally retarded terran would ever even take a single ounce of interest in that second rate secondary character?! Buuuuuuuut that's the way martians think, so let him be)

lon3vvolf wrote:Hey Herald, I got something for you from the Fan Art thread:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Also I think this might have something to do with it:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

Good times. Good times.


Also... too much berserk when you just window shop ebay and come out with 7 berserk figures and a $60 hole in your pocket... Pics will be posted in the merch thread once they arrive...

BAHHAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHAHAAHHA BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA. You know he loves it. in the ass