Evil Genius

Istvan wrote:

Rolos wrote:

You know you have read too much Berserk when you spend the 8 hours you should have spent studying for the midterm math Exam philosophizing with a bunch of friends about the meaning of our existence, taking as a base the need for a reason Idea explained all humans have, and using Gatts and Griffith as the two main figures in whatever analogy you make to clarify a point you are making.

Wow. Eight consecutive hours? That's...impressive.

We took small breaks of 15 minutes every hour and a half.

We wrote it all down, may be, one day, if I have nothing else to do, I will translate it and post it here.

There was a guy who hadn't read berserk present.....the poor bastard was forced to hear all of it.

Rolos wrote:There was a guy who hadn't read berserk present.....the poor bastard was forced to hear all of it.

"Sorry, guys, you lost me at 'Wyald the giant rapist monkey.'"

(-:

You know you've read too much berserk when you're having a nightmare and during the nightmare you're like "meh i've seen worse" thinking about Berserk, and then your nightmare gets worse

You chop your food up violently with the biggest knife you could find.

Se7en wrote:You chop your food up violently with the biggest knife you could find.

And said food is still alive and moving at the time.

I think I got a good one here...

When you decide to go as Gats to an anime convention... and decided to wax yourself for it:


Yeah... I'm still bruised and red from it. We had no idea what we were doing. I was also trying to sign the Berserker song from that movie Clerks(?) but my mind was somewhere else.

ugh i dont think i could ever wax myself like that

but anyways back to topic ...whenever you see an anime where someone goes berserk you laugh and say pussy

lon3vvolf wrote:I think I got a good one here...

When you decide to go as Gats to an anime convention... and decided to wax yourself for it:


Yeah... I'm still bruised and red from it. We had no idea what we were doing. I was also trying to sign the Berserker song from that movie Clerks(?) but my mind was somewhere else.

The song in the background during the part that I watched (first few seconds of waxing) sounded like Fukuyama Masaharu, but then I recognized it as the ending song of Planetes. Nice music.

random question
is it just me or do everybody's mouths start to water whenever you see blood

lordmulatto wrote:random question
is it just me or do everybody's mouths start to water whenever you see blood

Not everybody. Just those of us who are secretly vampires or descended from vampires.

ok good if everyone were like me i'd be worried

lordmulatto wrote:ok good if everyone were like me i'd be worried

Meh. Any time you find yourself worrying too much about stuff like that, just recite to yourself, "I'm unique! Just like everybody else."

yeah but i dont like being like everyone else cuz lots of people are stupid and i dont like to be near stupid people for too long

Istvan wrote:

lordmulatto wrote:ok good if everyone were like me i'd be worried

Meh. Any time you find yourself worrying too much about stuff like that, just recite to yourself, "I'm unique! Just like everybody else."

"You are not special. You are not a
beautiful or unique snowflake. You are
the same decaying organic matter as
everything else."
-Tyler Durden

hahahaha exactly

when you add a biology double major to your theatre major (and effectively a fifth year) in univeristy because years of watching and reading berserk has inspired you to try your hand at anatomy with the end result being a coroner, or surgeon. yeah, i want to cut up people for the rest of my life.

Cadaver dissection is pretty neat, man.

... you want to go into a coma for 10-20 years so you can finish Berserk "faster"

DrPepperPro wrote:... you want to go into a coma for 10-20 years so you can finish Berserk "faster"

You read my mind dude!........That idea has crossed my mind quite a few times, but I always end up thinking: "Naw, I would lose an entire portion of my life, its not worth it."
Then I realize how much is it gonna be before Miura releases a new chapter and......I despair! And I begin considering going into coma....

Its an endless cycle of hopelessness.....Goddamn you Miura, you lazy bastard!

Rolos wrote:

DrPepperPro wrote:... you want to go into a coma for 10-20 years so you can finish Berserk "faster"

You read my mind dude!........That idea has crossed my mind quite a few times, but I always end up thinking: "Naw, I would lose an entire portion of my life, its not worth it."
Then I realize how much is it gonna be before Miura releases a new chapter and......I despair! And I begin considering going into coma....

Its an endless cycle of hopelessness.....Goddamn you Miura, you lazy bastard!

Go with suspended animation, instead of a coma. Then you can avoid the entire problem of loosing a large chunk of your life.

Istvan wrote:Go with suspended animation, instead of a coma. Then you can avoid the entire problem of loosing a large chunk of your life.

Does that work yet?

DrPepperPro wrote:

Istvan wrote:Go with suspended animation, instead of a coma. Then you can avoid the entire problem of loosing a large chunk of your life.

Does that work yet?

No, but I figure that if you freeze yourself now, it's even odds they'll figure out a way to bring you back before Berserk ends. (-:

If you remember different parts of the human anatomy for an exam by recalling when guts sliced through them.

yup, that's me in a year or so. i bet you guts and co wouldn't have even made it back to midland yet by the time i'm ready to take the MCATs

The Herald wrote:yup, that's me in a year or so. i bet you guts and co wouldn't have even made it back to midland yet by the time i'm ready to take the MCATs

If you'll be ready to take those in a year, then I'd be happy if they've managed to reach Elfheim by then.