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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:52 pm
by RedEyes
Location Hell !? How is it down there buddy
we've yet to see Guts swinging a normal sized sword. After all these years with big-ass swords, he'll break the speed barrier with a katana. or dislocate his shoulder...
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:01 pm
by Libaax
He will hardly disclote his should but he will surely brake the speed record. It would be nice to see him with a normal size sword just to see how good he is them.
Ah Hell is nice and warm mm

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:10 pm
by RedEyes
his technique has always been hitting the target with extreme momentum and chopping/destroying with minimum number of swings. so I guess, he won't be good with a normal sword, but he'll manage to survive somehow
Ah Hell is nice and warm mm
I can see that from your ava xp
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:24 pm
by Libaax
Yeah but we saw from his fight with Serpico that he can read his opponents and we know he would be faster than most humans with normal sword. I have read many samurai mangas so i know that speed,skill is what you need most to be good,so i wouldn't be surprised if he was a monster with a normal sword too. The difference being that it would be a pain in the ass killing apostles with normal sword.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:40 pm
by Skullkracker
Yep, remember what happened during the Eclipse (normal sword go to pieces)
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:13 pm
by misuru
Guts should use Serpico's magic wind sword. Now that would be hilarious.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:40 pm
by Khelegond
Yes, sure - it's like a tank with a MP5 on the top
Cheers,
Khelegond
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:47 pm
by Sandman
After Elfheim the berserker armors curse is lifted and instead of dulling senses and stealing life it gives it back. It regenerates Guts arm and eye and he gets to live his live a whole man again.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:18 pm
by Skullkracker
and the gang would face the difficulty of where to put the hidden cannon
and Guts using the wind sword would be quite a disaster: hurricanes all over the world!
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:29 pm
by Sandman
With the wind sword he could probably part the sea that they have to cross to get to elfheim. There you go no need for a boat now.

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:38 pm
by MrFelony
miura and whoever writes bleach will come together to make the next chapters Bleaserk! Guts and that loser will spend the next volume fighting the god hand and whatever lame baddies they have on bleach. at the end after Guts and company kill off all the god hand except Griffith, guts pwns bleach-guy in one swipe, and laughs as he bleeds to death listening to all of the bleach-guys supporters saying "but he was teh fast3rz then Gattsu" on naruto-fan.
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:10 pm
by misuru
OMG!!!1! bu7 h3 w45 t3h f4s73r d4n Gu7z!!!1!!! h0\/\/ 1z i7 p0ss1bl3?!?>?!>
I predict that they never make it to Elfhelm. Miura, tired after 30 freakin volumes of this manga, decides to kill off everyone except Casca, who melds with Idea and detonates the universe, thus ending even the possibility of a sequel.
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:16 am
by martyr3810
It hurts me that it didn't take any effort to translate that |33+...
Omg thats a horrible thought... Berserk and Bleach's creators getting together and starting a manga crossover fad (AKA Gutts vs. Ichigo) in the image of american comic crossovers (AKA superman vs. the hulk). Let that idea die, PLEASE.
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:58 am
by Skullkracker
but I like crossovers!

There ARE many PRICELESS ones.
(The Puniher & Painkiller Jane

)
but Berserk doesn't deserve to be mixed with some other manga, it is unique and unmatched!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:39 am
by Devil_Dante
Bleaserk? man that made me laugh.
.....Guts raping IchigOOOOOOOOOO

?
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:56 am
by Eldo
Crossovers? Punisher and Archie. Classic.
If Berserk had to be mixed up with some manga, let it be Doraemon.
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:17 pm
by isse-pisse-päron-pung
or sailor moon
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:05 pm
by Khelegond
Eldo wrote:Crossovers? Punisher and Archie. Classic.
Eldo, it was you that posted the Superdickery site here? Man, I have to thank you a lot! I laughed my ass off at most of those images...
Cheers,
Khelegond
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:12 pm
by LordMune
Yotsubato and Berserk. It's like über-cuteness vs über-noncuteness.
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:27 pm
by MrFelony
how about berserk and batman
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:14 pm
by Skullkracker
yeah, Guts&Co timetravel into Gotham city. Batman has already been crossed over with everyone (there's a really good on eith Spawn

), except maybe Aliens.
edit:...and Guts would think Bman was an apostle too
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:42 pm
by Sandman
More like a femto clone.

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:47 pm
by RedEyes
Sandman wrote:More like a femto clone.

LOL Then Guts would tear Batman apart before he explains who he is
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:55 pm
by Sandman
I could just imagine that meeting:
Batman: Hi I am.....
Guts: GRIFFITH!!!!!!!!!!
*Cuts batman in two as he uses his zip line to try and escape*\
Take that Batman, you have been

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:37 pm
by RedEyes
in a Berserk Spawn crossover, Guts would think Spawn is an apostle...
Stupid theory:
Before facing more powerful Apostles, Guts decides that Serpico should power up somehow. He sleeps with Slan and in return Slan prepares a hoax eclipse where some random demons get Farnese in front of Serpico and she also brands Serpico. Guts acts like he's saving them from Slan...