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Buuhan1 wrote:Uuuuh....are you sure? One Piece is my #1 obsession and I feel save saying that isn't Sanji. If it is then the artist did a completely different version of him, that isn't even a suit he's wearing.
Nah I'm completely not sure. But Sanji was the only Anime charakter that I could associate with the picture. Coming from Deviantart, maybe it is just a randm drawing of a blond sad guy, who knows :D
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my friends just kinda let it go now..they are too used to my berserkyness. even the english teachers i talk with here at my school give me a certain sigh if i mention berserk.


i got the dvd set a long time ago when my sister called me from some store and told me they had it used on sale in really good condition. i think i got it for $50? i dont know, it was an inpulse buy, but i love it. i guess i like looking over in my room (in america) and seeing "box of war"...its a sentimental thing for me i guess.

i think its like, "darkness, imprisoning me, all that i see, absolute horror,...no terror..ugh, i forget.

"if i were you, id tap that ass. oops, sorry, my ghetto came out"-chris kromer(judeu)

"look at this stuff, istn neat? dont you think my collections complete, wouldnt you think that im the girl, that has everythiiiiiiing?"

i dunno if you all know but thats the little mermaid's song...

i personally liked all the goku jokes and yes...the "im just a girl who cant say no, cant seem to say it al aaaall" what was that line?
"When a person tries to kiss a girl,
I know she orta give his face a smack.
But as soon as someone kisses me,
I somehow, sorta, wanta kiss him baaaaaaaack!"

good stuff.


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...when you know the omakes by heart.
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Fuji wrote:
i think its like, "darkness, imprisoning me, all that i see, absolute horror,.I cannot live, I cannot die......no terror..something and then: HELL!!! ugh, i forget.
I think thats part form a Metallica song........"One".


When you draw an Omake and every single time you look at it you say: Today, I am going to digitalize it !! Then I will add it some things on paint and I will post it !!

When you drew that Omake like....6 months ago and its still the same....
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"That's the problem with you women. You're always menstruating. STOP IT!"

When you start a flippy cup game with the chant "HAI YAI FORCES!"
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Fuji Nagase wrote:"When a person tries to kiss a girl,
I know she orta give his face a smack.
But as soon as someone kisses me,
I somehow, sorta, wanta kiss him baaaaaaaack!"
I think its actually
"When a fellar tries to kiss a girl,
I know she oughta give his face a slap, *slapping noise*
But when a fellar starts a kissing me,
I kinda sorta wanna kiss him baaaaaccccKKK!"

"Oh come and rock me Amadeus!"

"You weren't listening were you?" - Caska
"You weren't listening were you?" - Gutts voice actor guy in a very mocking female manner :lol:

"Uhhhhh high noon on my sundial.... Fuji" I mean Caska! :P


... when you go to mental hospitals looking for Caska. I got kicked out when I tried to rescue her....
// that last one was fake, I actually got away with her :ssh:
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sorry. i was actually copy pasted it from the oklahoma lyrics i found...i can never remember that one line quite right the way the he says it..::shame::


the menstration line was awesome. just the way he said it i guess. the batman part was..genius. i love those outtakes to death really..i always tell people to watch them but nobody ever does it right. they either just watch them without watching the real anime or they just watch the anime and never watch the outtakes. stupid fuckers.

when you have to have a berserk figure (judeu or guts preferably) on your night stand to sleep at night.


i just found, deeeep at a store at nagoya station, in the corner, behind some littel gundam figure, a little judeu figure!! i say i havea pretty good eye because it was so hidden. berserk doesnt get passed me!! even if its super hard to find. it was like 400yen and, yes, i use to sleep at night. i used to read one of my now many berserk volumes, but sometimes it made me 1) have bad dreams 2)made me depressed if i chose the wrong one and is traumatized all over again and may or may not sleep or 3 ) makes me want to read more until there is no more and then start over and then finally ill reach a sad one and then #2.

all my real berserk figures (all guts) are in america. good thing is this little one doesnt look to crappy in the workmanship.


...when you have read this whole thread and still have new ones to add without repeating anyone.
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:LOL:

Frigging hilarious, though not as much as the Abridged series.....

When you keep looking at the main page of Evil Genius to see if the 291th chapter was posted while you were replying in the forum.......

When you keep trying to convince yourself that, even if the announced date was the 9th of November, the release has not been delayed, and that is your fault for not finding it....
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I agree entirely about the Judeau action figure thing. I found my Judeau action figure at a convention where we were being watched constantly in the dealer's room then heckled if we were taking too long. The Judeau figure I found was under a table, waiting for some Inuyasha figure to be sold so he'd have some room. He's a big one too, seven inches I think? Though, I found a Guts Black Swordsman eight incher at a store once, but didn't buy it, am I losing my Berserk edge? I already had a three inch version of him, but still ...
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yeah, i have 2 big figures of Guts. one expensive one middle priced(though it was a gift so im guessing) and then 1 small guts, one mini keychain..and little judeu. i think i want to just save up for a really nice Art of War berserk figure. those are so amazing! but thats for the berserk merchandise thread.
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I want a Behelith necklace.
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I made one of those in art class in grade 11. My teacher thought it was ingenious, like a 3D Van Goht thing. I didn't want to get in trouble for plagiarism so I brought in one of my Berserk DVDs. It was glazed with red so it's darker on the bottom than the top. And shiny.
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Fuji Nagase wrote:yeah, i have 2 big figures of Guts. one expensive one middle priced(though it was a gift so im guessing) and then 1 small guts, one mini keychain..and little judeu. i think i want to just save up for a really nice Art of War berserk figure. those are so amazing! but thats for the berserk merchandise thread.
Fuji if I walked into my GF's house and found a Berserk statuette sitting on a mantle somewhere, I'd propose right there.

But I digress, although #5 is my personal favorite, #1 is ridicluously awesome. And would be the one you should save up for.

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I'd take Number 4 over the others any day. I just love the image of Guts when his cape covers all his armor.
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Aetherfukz wrote:I'd take Number 4 over the others any day. I just love the image of Guts when his cape covers all his armor.
Naahhh its hard to lookover anything with Chestnut Puck in it.

But the 4-mold is really cool. Especially considering the scene in which it was based. This scene sticks out to me looking back at it, even though it appeared subtle at the time. Shows that Guts really cares for his crew and was there to help if it was needed, but assessed the situation as something Isidro could handle by himself. The dignified, calm of the picture, also helped show how far Guts has come as a person, since the early days as the Black Swordsman.

Scenes chrono. Left to right.....not like manga.....

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i guess it could be based on that scene, but that seems like a typical emo guts pose :P
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The Prince wrote:
Fuji if I walked into my GF's house and found a Berserk statuette sitting on a mantle somewhere, I'd propose right there.

But I digress, although #5 is my personal favorite, #1 is ridicluously awesome. And would be the one you should save up for.

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hahaha, very funny! i like #1 a lot but i did really love that scence of #4.

some of my fav art of war( i remember doing this for a thread long ago, hahaha)


http://www.art-of-war.co.jp/items/photos.php?gid=183
http://www.art-of-war.co.jp/items/photos.php?gid=133
http://www.art-of-war.co.jp/items/photo ... hp?gid=159

this is the closest thing to a behlit or griffith model ill ever come close to:

http://www.art-of-war.co.jp/items/photos.php?gid=151

yaay!

..man i want one so bad...
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... when you're sad this thread hasn't been touched for about a week.

... when you bust out laughing every time you see a Sweeny Todd(?) commercial, and it gives you a great idea for an omake.
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Really? Howso? I can't get over that his Sweeny Todd voice sounds like his Jack Sparrow when he's maniacal.
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...when you realize that Griffith has moved out of the "having your own kingdom" thing and started his own energy company.
(cuz thats where all the money is nowadays)
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You should call the number below "How am I driving" and tell them "You have driven Caska crazy!".
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I'm sure there is some crazy drunk Berserk fan that has done that :P. One of my buddy's last name is Griffith, so that's what I call him. Everyone else calls him Mike, I don't think he gets it though.
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The Herald wrote:I'm sure there is some crazy drunk Berserk fan that has done that :P. One of my buddy's last name is Griffith, so that's what I call him. Everyone else calls him Mike, I don't think he gets it though.
Peter Griffith from the Family guy is actually based off of Griffith's character.
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Too bad it's Peter Griffin? ANDY Griffith is another story though...
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Merv Griffith just has to be one of the Godhand with all of those God awful gameshows he makes up.
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