Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:16 pm
You mean fifty-five pages.
*edit: With this post fifty-six.*
*edit: With this post fifty-six.*
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:13 am
HOW DID YOU GUYS MANAGE 56 PAGES!!! THIS IS PAINFUL!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:56 am
Mainly due to spam and it's longetivity. This is one of the few threads that had started when the forums first formed, and people generally post their spam and stupid theories here ever since day 1.
Yeah, I need theories that can make me chuckle. Wyrm basically destroyed every ounce of anticipation and my hope for this thread.
Yeah, I need theories that can make me chuckle. Wyrm basically destroyed every ounce of anticipation and my hope for this thread.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:56 am
Because Godo is Guts' father (see: Sheath Episode), Guts has his talent for metalworking. Due to his terrible wounds, he is forced to forge himself a new body, becoming ROBOGUTS. Movie contracts flood his mailbox.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:10 am
Then n00bs appear starting "RoboGuts vs RoboCop" threads and fire and brimstone rain down upon them.
oh and this is how martyr
oh and this is how martyr
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:01 pm
Robocop would not stand a chanse against Roboguts, one swing of the dragon slayer in Roboguts's hands and there goes Robopigs head along with what ever is in a block radius. 
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:59 pm
I'm thinking more of kilometer radius... the shockwave you know? The sword might be a block long... but the shockwave...
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:21 pm
RoboGuts' Roboslayer would have a miniature H-bomb built into it to blow shit up.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:43 am
Yup, there is SO gonna be a tactical nuke in that left arm...
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:13 am
RoboGuts would commit suicide because he could never again fuck Casca.
Hm maybe he creats a RoboDick?
Robotentacle Hentai!
Hm maybe he creats a RoboDick?
Robotentacle Hentai!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:29 am
You just made me get a mental image that is in my top 10 of disturbing mental images...
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:38 am
Of course RoboGuts needs a RoboPenis. He still has to take a piss you know. And what is his love for Caska if there's no wild forest sex spanning 3 pages and punctuated by a disturbing flashback to the scene of his childhood rape??? Nothing, that's what.
RoboGuts also gets a lot of offers to make adult films because of the... longevity of his RoboPenis.
RoboGuts also gets a lot of offers to make adult films because of the... longevity of his RoboPenis.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:03 am
The first man to use decades as the time unit he can stay hard in
P.S. I think that mental image disturbed me too much, for the 1st and SECOND time in the history of my forum history I had to edit my post for grammar.
P.S. I think that mental image disturbed me too much, for the 1st and SECOND time in the history of my forum history I had to edit my post for grammar.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:50 am
hahaha. now thats a powerful affect. griffith accepts a 10,000$ check to star in a porn with roboguts (gay porn of course 
), in order to fund his gang.
), in order to fund his gang.Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:02 am
we might need to find a new term for what they do in that porn. it is not gay anymore, it is beyond that: man & robot
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:21 am
"and that makes you... a gay robot!"
For great Red vs. Blue justice.
For great Red vs. Blue justice.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:19 pm
Wow mune... RvB, Berserk and our current topic all intermingled... nice.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:35 pm
ReEyes said:
Who says that Gutts, or Griffith, is a man?
And the Skull warrior... could ir be a beta version of robofucker?
we might need to find a new term for what they do in that porn. it is not gay anymore, it is beyond that: man & robot
Who says that Gutts, or Griffith, is a man?
And the Skull warrior... could ir be a beta version of robofucker?
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:46 pm
god hand/reborn Griffith & robot --> things become even more complicated 
Mune, I didn't get the RvB justice, what is that?
Mune, I didn't get the RvB justice, what is that?
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:01 pm
"And that makes you... a gay robot!" Is a line by Caboose from Red Vs. Blue...
"For Great Justice" is a quote from Adon from the Berserk anime... or maybe its the anime outtakes either way it was hilarious the way he combined it with Red Vs Blue.
"For Great Justice" is a quote from Adon from the Berserk anime... or maybe its the anime outtakes either way it was hilarious the way he combined it with Red Vs Blue.
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:21 pm
nice catch for both of you... bloody hilarious indeed!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:17 pm
The adult film is titled Booty and the Beast, and mostly features hard core RoboPenetration.
The horror of it causes Slan to join a convent and become a nun. Darkness falls over the land.
The horror of it causes Slan to join a convent and become a nun. Darkness falls over the land.
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:15 pm
One thread blends into gayness and stuff, and this one is about hardcore porn now...What's next?!?!
Ok, stupid theory: Griffith's father is someone we never suspected so far:
Darth Vader
why?
Becouse G boy mastered both sides of the force now
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:28 am
What the does the force have to do with anything in Berserk, Gay robots, ar porn?
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:37 am
This is the stupid theories thread. Remember that and pray. 