Teh Chuck Norris Thread

Post by **halfnhalf** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:22 pm

Starnum wrote:I really don't understand this recent Chuck Norris fad going on all over the Internet.

Thank conan o'brien, ytmnd, and yours truly 4q.cc

dont worry he wont be around for to long, and im gonna state it here, Captain Planet will have his reign on the internet sometime soon.

Post by **Skullkracker** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:15 pm

OH NO, not colorboy again!

Post by **grimStar** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:00 am

lol captain plant rocks. the song still resonates in my head.

Post by **Starnum** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:16 am

halfnhalf wrote:Thank conan o'brien, ytmnd, and yours truly 4q.cc

Hm, I see. Evil Puppy!

Post by **Eldo** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:36 pm

Despite his mastery and proficiency at several martial arts and his trademark roundhouse kicks, Chuck Norris could not escape the terrorizing weapon of doom shaped like an oar.

Post by **Sortep** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:08 pm

The oar is indeed terrifying.

Post by **Loeviz** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:40 pm

I can´t believe you´ve missed this one.
Shame on you all WoW players

haha

http://apustolacis.net/CN/index.html

Post by **Tempest** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:59 pm

Another WoW Chuck Norris reference:

http://wowtwonewraces.ytmnd.com/

I suspect the Alliance is goign to be winning a WHOLE lotta raids from now on.

Post by **Loeviz** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:19 pm

Ah hahaha, that was awesome Tempest

I need to start playing again now then

Post by **halfnhalf** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:27 pm

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:53 pm

If Chuck Norris was alive back in World War 2, he would have kicked Hitler's ass and end the war quicker.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:10 pm

Eldo wrote:If Chuck Norris was alive back in World War 2, he would have kicked Hitler's ass and end the war quicker.

and...

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

Post by **Libaax** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:09 am

Eldo wrote:

Despite his mastery and proficiency at several martial arts and his trademark roundhouse kicks, Chuck Norris could not escape the terrorizing weapon of doom shaped like an oar.

Lol

You would think he would be a good stuntman after all the martial art movies.

Post by **Loeviz** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:51 pm

maybe he was high when that happened

Website · Post by **Damien** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:40 am

I don't understand what the big deal is with chuck norris.

Post by **Tempest** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:52 am

Damien wrote:I don't understand what the big deal is with chuck norris.

What, haven't you been reading these?

Quick question, who wins in a fight: Chuck Norris or God?

Trick Question. Chuck Norris IS God!

*EDIT* - http://cnop.ytmnd.com/ Click for the truth!

Post by **halfnhalf** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:36 pm

ahh boo its over... chuck norris aknoweledged his super powers, but now its just getting boring. Fads die out, and for chuck norris, he comes and goes.