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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:52 pm
by Loeviz
What is the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola??

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:04 pm
by Libaax
Cocaine?

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:14 pm
by MrFelony
how much force does a chuck noris round house exert?

how many chucks can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How did god get Mary Preggers? (pregnant)

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:21 pm
by Messatsu
Will th sun ACTUALY shine out of some ones ass one day ?

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:33 pm
by MrFelony
was chris tucker really the 13th disciple?

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:02 pm
by Eldo
What is the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola??
Caffiene and sugar.
Cocaine?
It's a drug.
how much force does a chuck noris round house exert?
Exponential.
how many chucks can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It's actually all dependent on the ninjas.
How did god get Mary Preggers? (pregnant)
How else? Do I need to explain the birds and the bees on that one?
Will th sun ACTUALY shine out of some ones ass one day ?
We are currently genetically modifying humans to have a miniture sun in someone's anus, I'm sure it'll serve many different purposes. It's going to be reality soon.
was chris tucker really the 13th disciple?
No, Eddie Murphy is.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:55 am
by Finito
What is the best way to stay alive in a manga?

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:57 am
by Tempest
Why won't Jessica Alba return any of my calls, or take that restraining order away?

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:30 am
by MrFelony
Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

is Buz actually Buzz lightyear?

Was Dilbert based off of psi or vice versa?

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:02 am
by Eldo
What is the best way to stay alive in a manga?
Don't make any indication that you're alive, so you won't be killed. Don't appear on any of the frames or panels.
Why won't Jessica Alba return any of my calls, or take that restraining order away?
She's like that, yeah, she took my pants and wouldn't give it back.
Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
I try to wear it around like a belt so people don't misunderstand.
is Buz actually Buzz lightyear?
Not really, in the same way George Costanza is like George Bush.
Was Dilbert based off of psi or vice versa?
They were based on Scott Adams.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:01 pm
by Saiyah
If males are fueled by testosterone and females run off estrogen what hormone does a hermaphrodite use?

Why do they keep making "Chucky" movies? Why wont they just let him die?

What's a "brain-moron"?

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:09 pm
by Eldo
If males are fueled by testosterone and females run off estrogen what hormone does a hermaphrodite use?
They have both.
Why do they keep making "Chucky" movies? Why wont they just let him die?
Because they've got wood.
What's a "brain-moron"?
A moron wearing a brain like a hat.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:04 pm
by Saiyah
I see!

Well, Why do people named "John" want to be know as "Jack"? It takes the same amount of time to say both names. What is the correlation between the two?

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:49 pm
by Kazure
Dear Dr Eldo,

If train A leaves a intersection at a speed of 60 mph, and rocket B is launched toward Ellis Island at a speed of 794 mph, how long will it take for Bob Sagat to run a lap around saturn's rings?

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 11:56 pm
by Messatsu
How does Arnie keep from having total brain failure ?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:06 am
by Eldo
Well, Why do people named "John" want to be know as "Jack"? It takes the same amount of time to say both names. What is the correlation between the two?
Because the john stinks and they don't know jack.
If train A leaves a intersection at a speed of 60 mph, and rocket B is launched toward Ellis Island at a speed of 794 mph, how long will it take for Bob Sagat to run a lap around saturn's rings?
He wouldn't be running in space, duh.
How does Arnie keep from having total brain failure ?
Small Penis + Hardened Brain muscle = Governor

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:34 am
by Femto
Why haven't you added "best thread ever" to the goddamn title of this thread?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:47 am
by Eldo
Femto wrote:Why haven't you added "best thread ever" to the goddamn title of this thread?
Because a good doctor never brags about his work. People already know in their hearts.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:17 am
by Femto
Eldo wrote:Because a good doctor never brags about his work. People already know in their hearts.
That drew a tear in my eye.

Why are you making me cry?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:25 am
by Eldo
Femto wrote:Why are you making me cry?
Because you feel emotional that I've granted you my professional and qualified service free of charge. It makes me cry too when I look at how many freebies I give people and the money I earn.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:02 am
by MrFelony
why havent you given me or lordmune a massage yet?

why arent beanie babies still popular?

and where would i be able to sell mine if i..you know...still had them...which i dont...?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:27 am
by Eldo
why havent you given me or lordmune a massage yet?
Because you're both fucking filthy, filthy, ogres. I mean, males.
why arent beanie babies still popular?
Because people like eating baby's pussies.
and where would i be able to sell mine if i..you know...still had them...which i dont...?
At a pawnbroker.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:11 pm
by Finito
What should I do to make my kids grow up just like you?

Why does your voice sound so attracting, convincing and profound?

Where is S Club 7 now and do they plan on doing a come back?

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:18 pm
by Eldo
What should I do to make my kids grow up just like you?
Don't take drugs, eat vegetables, follow the law...oh, and don't get arrested. That should be the first track of things.
Why does your voice sound so attracting, convincing and profound?
I'm trying to quell my sexiness and charisma, but it's proving to be a hard task.
Where is S Club 7 now and do they plan on doing a come back?
They're at the dole office with the rest of the Spice Girls.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:15 pm
by Saiyah
Why does Russel Crowe think he's a better actor the Robert DeNiro?

Who makes better movies Quentin Tarantino or Robert Rodriguez (not counting spy kids and the other mainstream shit.)?

Why do people like Collen Farrel?

Where the hell is Chris Tucker?