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Caffiene and sugar.What is the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola??
It's a drug.Cocaine?
Exponential.how much force does a chuck noris round house exert?
It's actually all dependent on the ninjas.how many chucks can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How else? Do I need to explain the birds and the bees on that one?How did god get Mary Preggers? (pregnant)
We are currently genetically modifying humans to have a miniture sun in someone's anus, I'm sure it'll serve many different purposes. It's going to be reality soon.Will th sun ACTUALY shine out of some ones ass one day ?
No, Eddie Murphy is.was chris tucker really the 13th disciple?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Don't make any indication that you're alive, so you won't be killed. Don't appear on any of the frames or panels.What is the best way to stay alive in a manga?
She's like that, yeah, she took my pants and wouldn't give it back.Why won't Jessica Alba return any of my calls, or take that restraining order away?
I try to wear it around like a belt so people don't misunderstand.Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
Not really, in the same way George Costanza is like George Bush.is Buz actually Buzz lightyear?
They were based on Scott Adams.Was Dilbert based off of psi or vice versa?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
They have both.If males are fueled by testosterone and females run off estrogen what hormone does a hermaphrodite use?
Because they've got wood.Why do they keep making "Chucky" movies? Why wont they just let him die?
A moron wearing a brain like a hat.What's a "brain-moron"?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Because the john stinks and they don't know jack.Well, Why do people named "John" want to be know as "Jack"? It takes the same amount of time to say both names. What is the correlation between the two?
He wouldn't be running in space, duh.If train A leaves a intersection at a speed of 60 mph, and rocket B is launched toward Ellis Island at a speed of 794 mph, how long will it take for Bob Sagat to run a lap around saturn's rings?
Small Penis + Hardened Brain muscle = GovernorHow does Arnie keep from having total brain failure ?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Because a good doctor never brags about his work. People already know in their hearts.Femto wrote:Why haven't you added "best thread ever" to the goddamn title of this thread?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Because you feel emotional that I've granted you my professional and qualified service free of charge. It makes me cry too when I look at how many freebies I give people and the money I earn.Femto wrote:Why are you making me cry?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Because you're both fucking filthy, filthy, ogres. I mean, males.why havent you given me or lordmune a massage yet?
Because people like eating baby's pussies.why arent beanie babies still popular?
At a pawnbroker.and where would i be able to sell mine if i..you know...still had them...which i dont...?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Don't take drugs, eat vegetables, follow the law...oh, and don't get arrested. That should be the first track of things.What should I do to make my kids grow up just like you?
I'm trying to quell my sexiness and charisma, but it's proving to be a hard task.Why does your voice sound so attracting, convincing and profound?
They're at the dole office with the rest of the Spice Girls.Where is S Club 7 now and do they plan on doing a come back?
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am