Evil Genius

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:50 pm**

edit: silly me, forgot the picture

"hot butter burn tongue <--Mr Felony"

(sorryysorrysorrysorrysorry BUT I HAD TO DO IT

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Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:29 pm**

n00blets shouldnt wander around in dangerous wilderness

************explicit image******************

cant afford a table but i sure can afford this 2$ whore

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:23 pm**

... I hate you, Mister Felony sir.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:35 pm**

"I should have known he has such fetishs."

Weird picture though.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:31 pm**

"I didnt think this is what he meant when he asked to bring food into the bedroom

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Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:04 am**

Saying: Yea baby, I'm in Finance making 200K/year...
Thinking:"Dumbest-chick ev4r"

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:31 am**

"So thats what he meant by back door."

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:36 am**

Cornbred?

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:39 am**

"Choosing corn before me?....."

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:36 am**

"so i thought I thought he said he wanted to bring porn into our relations. turns out he said corn

worst honeymoon ever"

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:31 pm**

Haha felony

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:23 pm**

From the backround, "Honey, stand still while your father finishes his corn. And don't make that face, it'll stick that way forever."

*Cue 'Dueling Banjos'*

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:28 pm**

I tried to look for a homoerotic image so I could add a Buzkashi related quote to it but all google gave me was gay porn.

I've never been so violated in my entire life.

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:31 pm**

how much fun your family will have if they wanna check what content you were viewing on the net

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:35 pm**

I innocently typed "gay" in google.

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:43 pm**

once in the university computer room a girl I knew was searching for something and suddenly a bunch of porn related popups came up...she got soooo embarrased: "it wasn't me"

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:52 pm**

Skullkracker wrote:once in the university computer room a girl I knew was searching for something and suddenly a bunch of porn related popups came up...she got soooo embarrased: "it wasn't me"

That's what they ALWAYS say... hehe

I'm not sure if this should be here, or in funny pictures:

Also on the same topic:

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:06 pm**

rather the funny pictures
the first picture was already up somewhere

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:50 pm**

Femto wrote:I innocently typed "gay" in google.

Well, you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:19 pm**

And whrere are the non-sensical names/quotes for the bush pics?

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:11 pm**

"I caught me a fish so now all dem negra's dont have to pillage any more food"

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:05 am**

"Get your own fish niggas,so i dont have to do it for you"

Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:31 am**

Well sens Bush is speaking ebonics now,I might as well throw in this pic

And on behalf of tha American people, I thizzank tha world fo` its trippin' of support. America wizzle playa forget tha sounds of our National Anthem play'n at Buckingham Palace, on tha streets of Paris, n at Berlin's Brandenburg Gate.

We wizzay not forget South Korean children gather'n ta pray outside our embassy in Seoul, or tha brotha of sympathy offered at a mosque in Cairo. We wizzay not forget moments of silence n days of spendin' in Australia n Africa n Latin America . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.

Izzle wizzay we forget tha citizens of 80 otha nations who died wit our own: dozens of Pakistizzles mizzy than 130 Israelis; mizzy tizzle 250 citizens of India; men n bitchez from El Salvador, Iran, Mexico n Japan; n hundreds of British Citizens. America has no trua nigga thiznan Great Britain. (Applause.) Once again, we is joined gangsta in a bootylicious cause -- so honored tha British Prime Nigga has crossed an ocean ta shiznow his unity of purpose wit America. Thank you fo` com'n, friend. (Applause.)

On Pimp tha 11th, enemies of freedom committed an act of war against our country. Americans have K-N-to-tha-izzown wars -- but fo` tha past 136 years, they have bizzle wars on foreign soil, except fo` one Sunday in 1941. Americans have known tha casualties of war -- but not at tha crazy ass nigga of a bootylicious city on a peaceful morning. Americans have kniznown surprise attacks -- but brotha before on thousands of civilians. All of this was brought upon us in a single day -- n night fell on a different world, a world where freedom itself is shot calla attack.

(Yeah not me writing anything funny myself,but its still hilarious

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Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:56 am**

My god.... so much...retardation...cant form... whole...sentences

Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2005 3:22 pm**

OMG! IT'S THE B-UNIT!!

Evil Genius

Give non-sensical names/quotes to teh pics