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Post by **psi29a** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:48 am

*laughs*

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:31 am

psi29a wrote:Yeah, its the things you agreed to when you registered. *grin* I should sneak stuff in there to see if people really do read what they are agreeing to. I dunno, that you can't sue me for anything and if you try, you are legally obligated to pay all my lawyer fees. *mwah hahahahahha*

agreement

Heh, that's awesome. You really should put some funny stuff in there sometime, just to see how it goes.

Post by **Tolgarien** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:30 am

MrFelony wrote:
Tolgarien wrote:Hello Everybody hehe, At first, My Name is Daniel, but call me like the nickname that i put in the forum xD, it's a pleasure enter and search things about this manga that is very cool, i hope enjoy and have fun here, and i hope to be able to help too ^^ - Thanks for he atention ~~/o/
so where are you from?

From Brazil Dude xD - sorry about my wrong talk hehe, but i'm trying to speak right to you understand (lol...)

Post by **Skullkracker** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:31 am

swallow wrote:Jesus f***ing Christ! I'm so sick of lawyer jokes. Especially by business students - business students have no goddamn right - for god sakes it's not like stockbrokers and accountants are that bloody fantastic, white collar crimes are more heavily populated in places like the banking industry than anywhere else. (Yeah, I'm not sure if you're a business student, but if you are I would certainly feel like kicking one up your ass.)

as a business student I'd just like to ask: just who do you think are the ones who keep the ass of white collar criminals clean?

just joking

over the past few years this tiype of opposition between law and economy students has faded away

Post by **Aeriel** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:25 am

swallow wrote:Jesus f***ing Christ! I'm so sick of lawyer jokes. Especially by business students - business students have no goddamn right - for god sakes it's not like stockbrokers and accountants are that bloody fantastic, white collar crimes are more heavily populated in places like the banking industry than anywhere else. (Yeah, I'm not sure if you're a business student, but if you are I would certainly feel like kicking one up your ass.)

Actually, I study electrical engineering

The thing is that in my place law school is right next to ours, and we have kinda healthy competition btw us, joking and throwing each other in garbage cans

Nice sense of humor you've got, by the way

Post by **swallow** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:49 pm

Hey, you got no idea how annoying it is to be a law student. I might have meant that half-jokingly, but when I meet people for the first time, they compare me to <insert vulgarity here> and then tell me half a dozen ways that they're going to kill/hurt/injure me. For a while I think I've heard them all, and always at some point someone throws me a curveball. I kid you not - if it didn't happen so often I wouldn't get so worked up.

I don't think any other profession (except for maybe cops) catch so much flak all the time.

EDIT: And, a couple of years back at the neighbouring law school - yeah the engineering students kicked our asses with their goddamn spud guns - damn their engineering knowledge!

Post by **Skullkracker** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:07 pm

is it so bad for lawyers over there?

ouch

Post by **swallow** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:15 pm

Not really, people only mean it as a joke - the only thing is I've heard dozens of different combinations already that it gets tiring having to go through it all the time. At least I don't think anyone is really going to go out and hit me with a car or anything (many of the combinations include cars).

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:22 pm

You're a fucking law student?

Suddenly, I don't *want* you *here* anymore.

Nah, just kidding. Honestly, I don't think law students in Australia catch much insults compared to America, for obvious reasons. It's not as intense here than there. My law friends don't get much insults, although there is some sort of rivalry with Business students, but not at the same level as you described. I think most of us has this concept of lawyers always boning people up the arse with the law.

It must be a Perth thing, I guess.

Post by **Khelegond** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:22 pm

Tolgarien wrote:From Brazil Dude xD - sorry about my wrong talk hehe, but i'm trying to speak right to you understand (lol...)

Hey, someone else from down here...whazzup?
I'm from Rio!

Post by **Tolgarien** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:39 pm

Khelegond wrote:Hey, someone else from down here...whazzup?
I'm from Rio!

Hey Ya! - Whatz up! - it's hard to find someone from brazil auheuehaue, greetings Khelegond ^^ i'm From Santos/SP - close from you comparing the people from the forum heheh.... I hope that the next chapter come soon ._~ . Khelegond, Do u Know when berserk's manga will finish:!

Post by **OdIN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:12 pm

Hi!, me again i got the direct download link just wanted to say thank u for helping me out.

Post by **Sandman** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:35 pm

Tolgarinen wrote: Do u Know when berserk's manga will finish:!

Welcome all... and just to let you know the only person who has the answer to your question is Miura. But you could always finish it your self in the stupid theory thread... go on make your own ending

Post by **Skullkracker** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:38 pm

we should make a contest: who writes a better ending? (than Sandman

)

Post by **Tolgarien** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:28 am

yeah, but the history are very good now xD, i hope that this ending that i'm talking don't arrive soon heheh,
PS: go Chapter 280 XDDD
PS2: i don't know how my ending history would be ._.", maybe caska back to be sane, gatts will lose a leg and make a fake one (lol) with a piece of log, and the old ones of the Band come back by griffith hehe

Post by **Aeriel** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:35 am

swallow wrote:EDIT: And, a couple of years back at the neighbouring law school - yeah the engineering students kicked our asses with their goddamn spud guns - damn their engineering knowledge!

[In a Darth Vader voice]:
Do not underestimate the power of the engineering side!

Tolgarien wrote:PS2: i don't know how my ending history would be ._.", maybe caska back to be sane, gatts will lose a leg and make a fake one (lol) with a piece of log, and the old ones of the Band come back by griffith hehe

These things should really go in Stupid Theories thread...

And I really don't know if I should include this here, but I don't feel keen on starting a new thread, considering the way you guys flame all the newbies who to such a thing

So, check this out: http://www.x3gen.com/forum/index.php?topic=3358.0

After reading the review I suddenly got a very strong urge to take a VERY sharp battleaxe and try to blunt it on the guys neck

Though, when you think about it, it would mean an unfortunately quick death, so I figured I would first torture the guy by reading him Berserk all over

Post by **MrFelony** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:37 am

someone should send that to femto heh. though i can def see where he is coming from.

Post by **LordMune** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:14 am

I am not even going to dignify that review with a read-through.

Post by **Eldo** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:01 am

The review he wrote up is so full of holes as he had suggested about the storyline.

He might as well write, 'swords are so stupid, they should have used guns, those retards'.

Post by **swallow** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:58 am

Cut the guy some slack - he did say that his review was poorly written. Besides I'm enough of a realist to know that the reason why I like Berserk is to an extent because of the violence and whatnot. And you've got to admit that sometimes Berserk is a little on the ridiculous side.

As far "swords are stupid, they should have used guns, those retards" - Eldo haven't you learnt anything from Indy - it's true goddammit, if you've got a gun, use it!

Post by **Aeriel** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:02 pm

Nonononononono! Indy is ONE AND THE ONLY! Do not mix him with other mortals!

Besides, Gutts does use a cannon.

And it is true that there are people who dislike Berserk (what ridiculous side are you reffering to, by the way?), but it is by no means a reason to write such an untrue review...

Post by **Dark_Nemesis** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:20 pm

So when is Berserk Chapter - 280 gona be released?

Post by **MrFelony** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:22 pm

i hope that was a joke

Post by **Dark_Nemesis** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:25 pm

MrFelony wrote:i hope that was a joke

Why did I say something wrong?

Post by **Eldo** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:12 pm

Let me tell you what you did wrong. Because you are heading down the path of n00b.

1) You asked for release dates. Bad idea. No scanlation groups appreciates this. If you don't see it at the end of the chapter, then nobody knows. What makes you think that we know more than you about release dates? We get the next release date from THE END OF THE CHAPTER. Miura doesn't whisper in our ear when it's going to be out. Only dumbshit posters would ask for release dates, and I see you do fit in the category right now.

For the last fucking time, WE WILL TELL YOU WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE OUT, SO DON'T FUCKING ASK. We don't keep this a fucking secret, OK? That goes for every single last one of you. It's not going to be out next week or anything, so don't bother. The official news is, we don't know, you don't know, and if we do know we will tell you and not keep it amongst ourselves. That sounds fair. There goes several months in a row without anyone asking for release dates.

2) Your signature is too big. If you've bothered to read the rules, then you should know the forum's regulation and rules. I see that you went lazy and neglected to read it.

3) Thirdly, you didn't read the rules. The two aformentioned points were both in written clear as day in the rules and such. Never, ever, go into a forum or anything without reading the rules and guidelines of the forums. We adhere to it, and although some parts are lax, but we do have strict guidelines for this place.

My response has been fairly generous, and I am currently withholding all my urges to flame your ass. I could have moved your post to the Interstice, but I won't. I'm giving you a chance here.