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Guts gets his size from his mothers side... you didnt answer my question did Godo have pointy ears?
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I don't think Godo is a dwarf, he's not that small. Besides, wasn't Godo the original wielder of the Dragonslayer?! I just thought that was implied by him going "Don't ask about the dragon..." and his strange fondness for the sword.

Or, maybe he's also related to Slan just like Farnese! :shock:
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Nice try but I think after Godo Slayed the dragon he had a wild night with Guts mom and their is Guts father.
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misuru wrote:I don't think Godo is a dwarf, he's not that small. Besides, wasn't Godo the original wielder of the Dragonslayer?! I just thought that was implied by him going "Don't ask about the dragon..." and his strange fondness for the sword.

Or, maybe he's also related to Slan just like Farnese! :shock:
I think he just made it for these knights to slay a dragon with. But no one was ever able to wield it or something.
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OH I KNOW! Guts mom was being hung because she mated with "godo the freak" back when Godo was a circus attraction named "Godo: the muscled man-midget" and his mom was teh Bearded lady, hence why we always see Guts so clean shaven. I bet he had to use all of his giant swords to shave.
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lol :lol: :lol:
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he gets his size AND his beard from his mom's side.
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we soon discover that the reason why guts has been getting so thin as of late is because of his severe case of low self esteem. this is a result of Griffith not raping him during the eclipse and his rejection at the hands of "retard Casca." to cope he has resorted to severe anorexia and self disfigurement.
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Lol, Griffith only wants to be a king, so Guts can marry him and become his queen. :D
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Godo made Dragon Slayer. One day he saw Slann "riding" on it and he fell in love. And Guts and Farneze are twins from their "encounter".

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Guts, Farnese and Serpico, a happy family finally re-united. WTF?!
But you now Slan is such a Bitch she wants to fuck with her own son. Incest!
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Guts is kicked out of the Berserk manga for testing positive on his random drug tests while Griffith is kicked out of the army for telling when he wasnt asked.
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MrFelony wrote:Guts is kicked out of the Berserk manga for testing positive on his random drug tests
Yes. He has been seen chewing coca sprigs, after all (only once though, I think)...
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i think he means steroids.... but sure, coca leaves.
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The point I'm trying to make here is that Gatts actually is on drugs. :)
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among Guts' possessions were found, a cypress hill cd, a pink floyd cd, an apothecary's business card, and a pinch hitter
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The reason Guts carries the huge sword is to slay apostles .....and also cause he finds pleasure in seeing himself masturbate in its reflection.

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The Dragonslayer is too dirty and bloody from all the fighting to see anything in it.
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LordMune wrote:The point I'm trying to make here is that Gatts actually is on drugs. :)
Exactly, that is why he is so skinny now compared to earlier. He is a coke head now.
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next casca will thin out just like lindsey lohan and berserk viewership will dramatically decrease
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Caska isn't mentally ill, she just doesn't want to talk :|
btw, wtf??? I got this rank when I had 50 posts, and now I have it again?
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She is mentally ill, she acts like a 7-year old boy. If she just didn't want to talk, she'd still be more sympathetic towards Guts.

The rank titles were changed a few days ago.

EDIT: Forget everything I said, I just realized this is the stupid theories thread. :kekeke:
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Femto is getting too smart for his own good. :lol: But I agree.

Now for the stupidity. Casca and Farnese end up hating eacheother and write songs trash talking the other and stuff. They become the biggest hollywood fued ever.

PS They moved to california.
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Arresty wrote:Femto is getting too smart for his own good. :lol: But I agree.
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Stupid theory: Femto gets better grades from reading berserk and this forum. :P
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