Evil Genius

Death by Sodomy, what a way to die!!

So I was just looking over Vol. 2 today and I noticed that when Vargas shows Puck and Guts the Behelit, Puck is the first to touch it and puck is also the only person the Behelit looks at!! So I bet it is Pucks Behelit and when he uses it I bet you there will be something different at his cerimony because he is part of the Astral World.

It could also mean that because both the Behelit and Puck are of the Astral world, they acknowledge each other. Speculate all you want, but I'm glad it is here in the stupid theory thread.

Libaax wrote:Haha ikari that is sick

I know. Sometimes I'm afraid of myself....
And it's Akari.

psi29a wrote:Speculate all you want, but I'm glad it is here in the stupid theory thread.

Yes I actually know where to speculate at, but sometimes it just needs to be said some where else.

Its good to see that this thread has regressed back to the stupid theories its supposed to be full of. For a while there it was getting too intelligent. Thank god.

We need to pray more

What is this prayer group? have you started this thing arresty ?

And Ikari my bad.

Libaax wrote:What is this prayer group? have you started this thing arresty ?

I think it started around here <-- click the prayer.

We need to pray for more berserk...

New Theory Ricket will become a better blacksmith than Godo and when Guts gets back from Elfheim, Ricket is going to need to reshape the sword and embeds the Behelit so that Guts can open a dimension where him and Griffith are equal... I know they can never be equal but some how it will happen... I will pray

Sandman wrote: ... Ricket will become a better blacksmith than Godo and when Guts gets back from Elfheim, Ricket is going to need to reshape the sword ...

this part is logical but the rest of your theory is good

Would be like Skullknight swords which he made wwith his behelit and sword (and anything else?) swallowing skills.

not making sense there Redeyes lay off the pot jk, "Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up........ inhale........exhale" got to love Cyprus Hill

Edit: No... with the blood of apostle the egg will open but Guts will manipulate the shift to go to a place where he will have the upper hand.

I just tought that the first part of Sandman's theory was too logical to be in this thread, but the second part is awesome...

I like to put what ever theories pop in to my head in this topic. Stupid theories= Laughs, Good Theories = Mind work out. I should stop praying now

Sandman wrote: ... Stupid theories= Laughs ...

yep, that's what this thread is all about...

Guts: I do not think, I just swing my sword...
Farnese: Yes, but, I asked what your style is ?
Guts: Style? Crushing heads and severing limbs in no particular order!
Puck: What if you also obtain God-like speed like Kenshin Himura ? With your Dragonslayer, it would be awesome, heh ? God-like speed vs. God Hands, awesoomeee...
Guts: Just f... off! Both of you...

Is this a theory at all? Puck knows Shinta? Wow Puck is awesome.

The_Paya wrote:

Libaax wrote:What is this prayer group? have you started this thing arresty ?

I think it started around here <-- click the prayer.

It was a group effort, he was the first to make a referance to it being like Mozgus, but Ayanami and I were the ones who started us doing the prayer group thing. Click the prayer .

my stupid theory:

they set sail for elfhelm. 3 months into their trip, they have run out of food and water and everyone on the ship has gone sea-crazy. as a result, everyone starts killing each other because of combined hunger and sea insanity. it turns out puck was lying and there is no elfhelm. everyone goes ballistic and tries to kill him. puck tries to use the behelit but instead summons a giant kraken which crushes most of the remaining crew members. casca suddenly regains her memory in the heat of battle, only to have it tentacle raped out of her (again). guts finds out the kraken is his father.

yes let it out.... let the stupidity out:LOL:

What happened in the first eclipse was actually far from the truth. What we see is actually Gutts' distorted memories. You see, it is actually Gutts that was raped by Griffith, not Caska. But since it was too traumatic, Gutts subconsciously altered the events in his head so that he can still keep his anal virginity. Caska lost her mind not because she was raped, but because she saw how Gutts was enjoying the anal sex.

To2fPic did you read the early manga, or just watch the anime and then continue from V13?

Guts: WTF ??!!!
Serpico: We decided to have ranks like Bleach shinigamis. I'm a captain!!
Guts: Cosplay whatever you like for all I care, BUT what is the thing Casca wearing.
Schierke: She is my vice-captain Oh Guts, do I look hot as a captain
Guts: You cosplaying bi...es!! What's wrong with you all?
Puck: Nothing happened in chapters for Elf King's sake... Baan-Kaii... uh, now what ??!!
Guts: Just leave me alone for God Hand's sake....

Uh...huh.....hmmm..

Well these are some humorous theories you guys have here. We had some completely hilarious ones in the begining of this thread though. Check em out.

The noodly guy woucl be funny sometimes, then others he is just stupud, but I guess that his how the insane are.

farneze's mother is actually slan, but only on the weekend.

where else do you think farneze got her fetish for riding swords?