Evil Genius

More omake thanks.

HAHAHA

I would post more but I want the bunny to get it.

You mean like THIS?




I can't decide if that is the most diabolical or the smartest man who currently walks the face of the earth, probably both.

You know some animal lover will buy all the necessary books right before the time comes. That is evil, and smart. But generally the smartest route is evil.

Time is up:



Sadly enough I actually used MS Paint to do that.

Hehe, Pain(t)killer, Coming soon for XBox.

How many more bunnies must John Malkavich kill before a new omake appears.

I'll probably make an omake soon, based on a IRC conversation with some people cussing EG. So far the omake is not as funny as I want it to be, it's missing something important: humour.

Kazure wrote:

is it me or does bullwinkle look like he has been up for the past 4 days on speed and rocky look like he is holding the gun he used to kill your mom with behind his back...

Just a bit of background for my omake. I was on IRC about to make a release for a group, stressing over the finishing and final touches on the chapter. martyr calls me in another channel notifying me of the chaos that was ensuing at lurk, and in my crazed-out stressed and pissed off mood, I made it to lurk, without reading the prior conversations that occurred earlier, and regardless of anything, I wanted blood. I was restraining myself, trying not to be too pissed off and burst a blood vessel or something. I was going to start a new thread about this, but screw it, I'll put it here. Thanks to martyr for the logs. None of these makes any sense, but just background to my omake.

[02:30] <Scyfer> berserk chapters being scanned by multiple groups
[02:30] <purafyre> sooooo fricking hilarious
[02:30] <Puck-> its the same as wny chobits was done by like 8 fansub groups
[02:30] <Inner-Voice> yes, outakes on the dvds fucking rock
[02:30] <Puck-> people wanna get in on the hit stuff
[02:30] <Scyfer> yeah -.- pain for fans there are some crap translations out there
[02:30] <purafyre> the scene were guts and caska make love, guts looks lovingly into caska's eye and says "i want to fuck you like berserker!"
[02:30] <mansalkun> its mainly Evil Genius right? seems like Gods Hand is not doing it, and there are translations on skullknight
[02:30] <muramuramuramune> lmao, the bloopers were insane
[02:30] <martyr3810> bah, the only groups worth getting scans of berserk from are The Hawks and Evil_Genius
[02:30] <purafyre> caska: " did you just say fuck you like berserker?"
[02:30] <muramuramuramune> they sounded like retarded fucks
[02:30] <martyr3810> and The Hawks stopped
[02:31] <martyr3810> GodHang blew.
[02:31] <Puck-> Evil Genius is good
[02:31] <purafyre> no they didnt
[02:31] <purafyre> they just delay
[02:31] <Puck-> no they ddient
[02:31] <martyr3810> Period.
[02:31] <Scyfer> yeah Im glad Hawks is continuing them; pretty much the best quality ones
[02:31] <AprilFool> !list
[02:31] <purafyre> and EG doesnt translate
[02:31] <purafyre> they steal
[02:31] <Puck-> We(Hawks) release volumes, not chapters
[02:31] <Inner-Voice> Hawks are only doing tankobans
[02:31] <martyr3810> Hawks do too trans
[02:31] <martyr3810> err EG does too
[02:32] <xero01> l
[02:32] <martyr3810> else they wouldnt be so much farther ahead of everyone
[02:32] <muramuramuramune> i would of never discovered 20th century boys, if it werent ffor the hawks by 3 hours
[02:32] <Scyfer> Yeah I took a break from manga for a couple of years, and I'm glad Hawks is still around (and doing well even); good quality stuff
[02:32] <muramuramuramune> yea, theyre great
[02:32] <Inner-Voice> yup, that's why I've only been getting the volume releases, so technically I'm more than a volume behind on Berserk XD
[02:32] <Scyfer> Manga project seems to have died though :X
[02:32] <infinite|sin> 20thCB <3
[02:33] <Puck-> way more then a volume
[02:33] <martyr3810> yeah, more like 4 volumes
[02:33] <Puck-> Im kinda a traitor to the hawks, I real EG releases
[02:33] <Puck-> no
[02:33] <purafyre> hawks was my first introduction to scanlations and manga in general
[02:33] <Puck-> maybe just over 2 volumes
[02:33] <purafyre> then omanga
[02:33] <martyr3810> the last release by the hawks was 26... EG did 27,28,29, and is in the middle of 30.
[02:33] <Akitobdb> wats so good about 20th cb?
[02:33] <purafyre> then lurker
[02:33] <Puck-> wow
[02:33] <Puck-> your new then?
[02:33] <Inner-Voice> huh... thought latest Berserk release was something in vol 30?
[02:33] <Inner-Voice> I have up to vol 28
[02:33] <Eldo> EG rox0rz.
[02:33] <purafyre> im kidna new, im about 2 months into manga scanlations
[02:33] <martyr3810> it is Inner, dunno wtf theyre talking about
[02:33] <muramuramuramune> WTF, wATS GOOD ABOUT 20th CENTURY BOYS????
[02:34] <martyr3810> Nothing mura, theyre on crack
[02:34] <Inner-Voice> lol
[02:34] * dvd_burner is now known as lavie|out
[02:34] <TAIMAT> from hawks v28 .. for eg ... chapter 260
[02:34] <infinite|sin> >__<!
[02:34] <Puck-> who you work for?
[02:34] <koizu> 20CB is just a very long mindfuck
[02:34] <Akitobdb> no really
[02:34] <miyagiCE> EG 4TW
[02:34] <Inner-Voice> oooh
[02:34] <Puck-> @pura
[02:34] <Inner-Voice> I should read 20CB then
[02:34] * Scyfer should find the hawks versions of the latter volumes
[02:34] <TAIMAT> it's from mangka ogf monster ... then it's good
[02:34] <muramuramuramune> 20th cb is the leader of goosebumps
[02:34] <Laik> Gah, don't make up acronyms.
[02:34] * Inner-Voice liked Lain and Boogiepop
[02:35] <martyr3810> they arent
[02:35] <purafyre> oh no one. im hobbyist. just a leecher/reader.
[02:35] <Eldo> I found out who this 'friend' is.
[02:35] <infinite|sin> Naoki Urasawa is the mangaka^^
[02:35] <Eldo> It's some random n00b. zomg!
[02:35] <purafyre> but i did some editing and some article writing for the lurker ezine editor before he quit
[02:35] <Laik> You would probably like Texnolyze also Inner-Voice.
[02:35] <Puck-> I dont mind EG, but I have to say it, there only even known because then jumped on the "hot series" bandwaggin
[02:35] <Inner-Voice> lol
[02:35] <martyr3810> bullshit. They've been around for a bit and done ones that arent Hot series.
[02:35] <Inner-Voice> and the earlier works were not that great
[02:36] <Puck-> ahhh ok, just saying "im about 2 months into manga scanlations" made me think you scanlated
[02:36] <TAIMAT> they start a lot of projects & cancel them like nothin
[02:36] <purafyre> ohhh i meant finding out about them and reading them
[02:36] <Laik> Gah, we only have one translator that is hardly there for real.
[02:36] <Scyfer> what group is this>
[02:36] <Eldo> What the hell are you on?
[02:36] <mansalkun> well the only projects they're continuing are berserk and zetman right
[02:36] <martyr3810> that happens to most scanlation groups Tiamat, look in dropped sections and youll see tons for each scanlation group
[02:36] <purafyre> lol but i was going to help start a small group just for Goldenboy
[02:36] <Puck-> EGs first release was berserk 248 I beleave
[02:36] <Eldo> EG can either stop, and that'll be no berserk of you.
[02:36] <purafyre> we wanted more out because ayanami was overworked and understaffed
[02:37] <Laik> Doesn't Ayanami already do GoldenBoy.
[02:37] <Eldo> Or another group will start and get accused by your type.
[02:37] <Laik> Ah, I see.
[02:37] <JonazanTeo> yo Eldo
[02:37] <JonazanTeo> hows it going?
[02:37] <Puck-> and I think gods hand berserk scans are better
[02:37] <Scyfer> it's just lack of coordination for the most part (which has gotten better for the most part)
[02:37] <martyr3810> <Puck-> and I think gods hand berserk scans are better -- wTF? hahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaahahahah
[02:38] <Puck-> but I was asked to rejoin hawks again, so guess I have to stop reading them
[02:38] <Inner-Voice> lol
[02:38] <Puck-> "hhahaahahahah"?
[02:38] <Puck-> how do you say that?
[02:38] <martyr3810> Have you read them? Theyre translation is crap.
[02:38] <martyr3810> wow, tired, THEIR translation
[02:38] <Laik> Not that I'm offended or anything but what makes you like God Hand's release better?
[02:38] * Scyfer is glad that was corrected XD
[02:38] <Puck-> I said there scans are better
[02:39] * martyr3810 apologizes, 13 hour work day
[02:39] <martyr3810> scans implies all factors of the finished product - and their translation blows.
[02:39] <Laik> Damn, you should take a nap or something. Hope you got some good overtime pay or something.
[02:39] <Inner-Voice> not really, scanslation implies all factors
[02:39] <Puck-> no
[02:40] <Puck-> scanlation, or release does
[02:40] <Puck-> scans mean, the scans
[02:40] * martyr3810 : Laik : Oh I did.
[02:40] <Laik> Ha. I see.
[02:40] * miyagiCE rofls at purafyre
[02:40] <purafyre> huh?
[02:40] <ranx> god hand? is that another group that scanlates berserk?
[02:40] <martyr3810> yeah, the short version is that they suck.
[02:41] <TAIMAT> just want EG to do more zetman
[02:41] <Laik> God Hand is supposedly a one man group.
[02:41] <ranx> oh
[02:41] <purafyre> godhand comes out quick though
[02:41] <Puck-> the short verson is the story blows ass atm
[02:41] <ranx> The Hawks does the best job in my opinion
[02:41] <Heffer> !list
[02:41] <Eldo> a) EG leader had RL stuff to do.
[02:41] * Heffer sets mode: +v relevasius
[02:41] <Eldo> during that time.
[02:41] <Puck-> only reason to read the chapter releases atm is the art
[02:41] <purafyre> EG leader is an ass
[02:41] * Heffer sets mode: +v Kaens[dnd]
[02:41] <martyr3810> I like EG and Hawks, dunno if I could say either is better.
[02:41] <purafyre> all of EG are asses
[02:41] <Laik> If we had translators I'm sure our releases would be more consistent
[02:41] <purafyre> digital panic is full of asses
[02:41] <martyr3810> Aww look, Pura's real reason for disliking EG, its personal for him
[02:41] <Eldo> Yeah, we sure are.
[02:41] <Laik> Damn, you don't have to do me like that.
[02:41] <ranx> evil genius does a crappy job with berserk...lots of spelling and grammar errors
[02:41] <Shijui> .......
[02:42] <Eldo> Maybe you can join and QC for us.
[02:42] <purafyre> lol
[02:42] <Puck-> lol
[02:42] <Eldo> oh noes!
[02:42] <Bakanekokun> crap..I have to restart my comp
[02:42] <Eldo> 'I'm complaining for something I got for free!'
[02:42] <Eldo> zomg!
[02:42] <Laik> My favorite groups are actually Omanga, Manga-Sketchbook, and the Hawks.
[02:42] <ranx> I'd do it
[02:42] <Puck-> your 2 months new to manga and hate groups? lol, your the man, picky as hell lol
[02:42] <ranx> Sign me up to edit the scans
[02:42] <martyr3810> He just doesnt know what hes talking about lol
[02:42] <purafyre> ill QC, hell ill edit too lol
[02:42] <Puck-> lol
[02:42] <martyr3810> They wouldnt take a n00b ass like you lol
[02:42] <[blessed]> is hellsing good?
[02:42] <martyr3810> YES.
[02:42] * Shijui sets mode: +b *!*@22cbf9e3.19108886.dyn.optonline.net
[02:42] <Laik> Oh jebus, Eldo you just got us some staff.
[02:43] * ranx was kicked by Shijui (cauz i dont like u)
[02:43] <Puck-> bet they would take me
[02:43] <Eldo> I know.
[02:43] <Inner-Voice> lol
[02:43] <Eldo> I'm good aren't I?
[02:43] <Shijui> too bad u dont need more of them
[02:43] <Shijui> u need TRANS!!!!
[02:43] * miyagiCE farts
[02:43] <martyr3810> Haha yeah.
[02:43] <[blessed]> thx
[02:43] <Laik> Sadly, you couldn't be more correct.
[02:43] <[blessed]> is black cat good?
[02:43] <Laik> Hellsing is alright.
[02:43] <purafyre> boku wa nihongo o chotto hanasemasu
[02:43] <Inner-Voice> everybody needs trans
[02:43] <Laik> It depends on your taste for real friend.
[02:43] * Shijui sets mode: -b *!*@22cbf9e3.19108886.dyn.optonline.net
[02:43] <TAIMAT> Eldo is a Real Omake maker ... treat him with respect
[02:44] <Puck-> I have best resume for editor ever, tokyopop editor
[02:44] <Eldo> I'll give you 90 pages of AirGear to edit if you want.
[02:44] <Puck-> lol
[02:44] <Inner-Voice> lol
[02:44] <[blessed]> me such a newbie on manga and anime >.<
[02:44] <martyr3810> agreed. anyone who ever saw his Berserk Vs. Bleach thing should worship Eldo
[02:44] <JonazanTeo> Eldo you
[02:44] <Scyfer> Really Puck?;p
[02:44] <[blessed]> dunno whats really good
[02:44] <Puck-> Ill scan all 9 volumes of AG I have for you to translate
[02:44] <JonazanTeo> you ebil head of s-scans
[02:44] <Puck-> ya
[02:44] <Eldo> Sure.
[02:44] <Inner-Voice> that's good, Puck-? XD
[02:44] <Eldo> Scan them.
[02:44] <purafyre> akatsuki is one of my favorites
[02:44] <[blessed]> but i'm reading bleach and yakitate now... theyre nice =)
[02:44] <Eldo> I'll take it.
[02:44] <purafyre> i like their taste
[02:44] <TAIMAT> or that noob slayer ... it was awsome
[02:44] <infinite|sin> "Berserk Vs. Bleach thing"?
[02:44] <Puck-> did Cresent moon and Battle Vixens
[02:44] <Laik> Wait, you don't have to do that. They are already up.
[02:44] <JonazanTeo> so hows AG going Eldo?
[02:44] <TAIMAT> but he say no more omake
[02:44] <Scyfer> That's pretty neat Tokyopop does a good job with their manga
[02:44] <purafyre> and i have nothing against EG
[02:44] <`real> whats this berserk vs bleach thing?
[02:44] <Eldo> Stressful times, friend.
[02:44] <Puck-> they do ok
[02:44] <purafyre> just the forums they go to
[02:44] <martyr3810> no more omake from Eldo? Say it isn't so!!!
[02:44] <JonazanTeo> whats the latest raw?
[02:45] <Kaens[dnd]> Eldo, u mean #sc?
[02:45] <Scyfer> better than viz and cmx ;(
[02:45] <Puck-> but I get payed, so its ok
[02:45] <Puck-> lol ya
[02:45] <Eldo> No inspiration for omake right now.
[02:45] <purafyre> mmm taro ice cream.... mmmm....
[02:45] <JonazanTeo> i know TT comes out monthly
[02:45] <Laik> Hmm, try getting me a job Puck. I wouldn't be a lazy editor if I got paid for it.
[02:45] <Puck-> but darkhorse still owns
[02:45] <Puck-> except they screwed up on first page of berserk volume 1
[02:45] <martyr3810> I can live with that
[02:45] <Inner-Voice> lol
[02:45] <Scyfer> lots more experience there I guess
[02:45] <muramuramuramune> was that with gutz, screwing that demon chick?
[02:45] <WrathofDog> Oh? How so?
[02:45] <martyr3810> DH makes good stuff anyway
[02:45] <Eldo> Name other mangas you have to scan.
[02:45] <ranx> I'll do QC and edits for berserk if anyone needs me to do it
[02:45] <Puck-> ya
[02:45] <Puck-> had the same word twice
[02:45] <Eldo> I'll steal those projects like a rogue.
[02:46] <Inner-Voice> if all they screwed up was one page, that's good by me
[02:46] <JonazanTeo> thats one heck of a thief
[02:46] <Puck-> just a sec, Ill find it
[02:46] <Laik> Ha, we're joking friend. We only really need translators for real.
[02:46] <martyr3810> its ok Puck, we honestly dont care.
[02:46] <JonazanTeo> Eldo you been playing too much rogue alliance and thief
[02:46] <martyr3810> he plays alliance? that explains it, pricks. Cough cough.
[02:46] <martyr3810>
[02:46] <purafyre> going afk
[02:46] <purafyre> reading a script for someone
[02:47] <Puck-> dont confuse we with me there Martyr

Here's the omake; read from right to left:





I found it amazing how the people who bash EG are still willing to join. I think it's most humourous.

Took a while to read the log.. but it was worth it.

Great stuff as always Eldo.

<purafyre> oh no one. im hobbyist. just a leecher/reader.

Next time you see some random leecher ranting about free stuffs send him to the sacrificial chamber!

bitch ass

Nice chatter there. But I'm happy to not being there, it wold spam my biiiiiig log files even more.

Eldo wrote:I found it amazing how the people who bash EG are still willing to join. I think it's most humourous.

Reminds me of little kids "Well I didn't want to be on your team ANYWAY!" *raspberry*[/quote]

Guess which person 'Bob's represents.

"Bob"??

The black guy in my half assed omake.

The "I should write haikus" guy?
no idea. o_O

I'm not in the know. ;_;

Oh, come on, take a guess.

I don't have an idea of who it could be lol

Has to be someone of the EG Team but I don't know most of them "personally" so I don't have an idea either.

From the logs, I'm guessing it's Laik?

Yea im pretty sure its laik...