Evil Genius

If I take it the bible way, I'm somehow related to all of you.

Bah, you don't need a bible to tell you that. We all can eventually find that by going back 6 generations, everyone is related to everyone else. Due to the 'global village' effect, we will bread ourselves into homogeneity. The only way to solve this would be selective breeding programs, catastrophic event (killing large amounts of people or only certain groups), colonizing other planets... all of which have a common theme, isolation which is key in any evolution of life. Essentially, evolution can't occur till things start dying off, most people miss that point. In isolation, life changes... those changes will either promote the species or it will cause it to die. Right now, we as humans are at a disadvantage.

psi29a wrote:Right now, we as humans are at a disadvantage.

Maybe it's good, after the human race is dead, the world can finally rise again.

drinking stories? i got a good one... it involves me barfing and shit

i was at this party that a friend from work invited me to.. it was his 19th birthday and alot of people were there... i had a pretty good time too.. this one hot ass chick was there and she drank like a fish and got tottally wasted... we even tried to get her to make out with this other chick but she was on the floor before anything happened ... i didnt really know anyone and i was just laying back the drinks as best i could... i wasnt even talking to anyone just standing and swaying back and forth basking in the ambieance... a while later i had to go to the washroom to throw up.. (those fuckers gave me 2 shots of Fireball 30% alcohol that didnt even taste like alcohol but it was in a double shot glass)

i sat down on the foot of the stairs waiting for the washroom to open up (big mistake) as soon as i got up i felt "the urge"... i said to this guy next to me i had just met "damn... people take so long in the washroom..." BAARRRRF all over the floor... i wasnt embarassed or nothing... i thought it was pretty funny actually.. i was laughing too and much to my surprise NO ONE was in the bathroom :/ and so i proceeded to empty my stomach... the rest of the night i was passing out in the guys upstairs washroom.. after much intrusion from other people asking me if i was alright, he let me sleep in his bed (what a nice guy )

my only regret is that i didnt continue drinking because i was done at 12 while the party went on until 2am+

moral of the story.. dont fucking sit down while drinking because youll NEVER get back up

My lineage is of three german noble families

Some old portraits of them is hanging in one of the most known Swedish castles.

isse-pisse-päron-pung wrote:My lineage is of three german noble families .

Do I have to bow now?
Never! Hang me, but I'll come back.

Necromancer wrote: Do I have to bow now?
Never! Hang me, but I'll come back.

It doesn't matter how many times you return to life, we (von Würtenberg, von Mark und von Rausing)will still gladly hang you once more

That sounds funny, your every day hanging situation.

"I've got no time. Have to participate in my daily death penalty."

Now how the heck did I miss this thread for so long?

It's cool that so many of you have a famous lineage...I don't know much about mine, but it doesn't matter that much to me...what is important that I make my successors proud!...somehow...need time to figure that out.

Back to drinking:
where I come from there is no official limit to drinking: well theoratically children under 14 I guess wouldn't be allowed to buy alcohol or cigars, but guess who follows this rule...

Anyway I am not a drunkard, but I've begun to realise that a good drinking with good people just tops anything.
What is strange that I've gained a reputation of drinking much and takin' it: I never have been drunk, but I like to taste everything on stock...hehehe

A favourite of mine is St Hubertus if you know it, and Beherovka is also good. I've had a bottle of Namiroff vodka once: vodka with honey and hot paprika seasoning: gives you quite boost, especially the paprika on the bottom: HOT.

The most brutal you may ever experiance is Absynthe. Take it easy though: I'm not a "disco fever" guy, a bit on the shy side actually, but this shit made me wanne shake it all night...with the hot girl I was talking to...hehe, took her to the dancefloor immediately.

Read an article about it once: many famous people used to be addicted to it (rumour has it: Van Gough cut off an ear beccouse of it) and was banned, but with a few changes it is on the market again advertised with Marilyn Manson and Eminem...at least that's what it said.
So I recommend a taste, but take care: dangerous stuff, only try it if you know you won't regret it afterwards!

too bad in the States the hardcore drinks arent legal.. so there is no where to buy them... unless a good friend form a forum that lives over seas sends it to me...

halfnhalf wrote:too bad in the States the hardcore drinks arent legal.. so there is no where to buy them... unless a good friend form a forum that lives over seas sends it to me...

What do you want halfnhalf? Absenth?

Absynthe, everclear, and w/e other drink that can fuck me up pretty good in like 2 or 3 shots lol.

See, when you hit a point of drunkness where u forget wut happened the other night, things get ugly fast. I drank a twixer of bacardi lemon and a bunch of other shit my friends gave me out of depression from a break up in a party once. The last memory was of me screaming out alot of stuff and throwing up alot. Next morning I woke up without my pants next to someone... I don't even know her. I am still scared to this day that i got the chick pregnent. You might think I made this shit up because it sounds so cliche. But I shit you not friends, I shit you not. Just don't ever get to that point...

I still drink but i don't get past 7 beers of something equal to that.

The point is, don't ever drink beyond the limit... It screws up your body, and it might screw up you future...

Damien, I advise you not to drink alchohol at all because there have been studies done on alchoholism being related to heredity... Just to be on the safe side you know?

I dont drink not cuase of my religion cause i hate alcohol,the smell,what it does to people. I think its the worst man have ever made, without it many millions would dare to be themselvs.

I started drinking when i was 17 then on my 19th birthday I got FUBARRED. I saw a video of myself being a clown and laughing a people's small penises while they were peeing and just being an idiot. The video got shown all over the campus. It was very embarrassing. It's been over a year and 7 months now since I've gotten drunk. It doesn't mean I won't enjoy a beer with my friends. Just means I'm not going to get drunk. I probably have 2 or 3 drinks a month at most.

If only more were like you.....

I live in a country where the teenagers cant do anything except getting drunk.

Man really Takes time to control your drinking ;p to notice what your limit is etc,, .

ehh for me, when im pass my limit, i just happen to head butt a lot of people. My friends said i head butted like 4 other guys and one had a bloody nose. best part was 3 of the other guys were even more drunk then me, so they couldnt even do anything back, and the 4th guy ended up punching me in the face, but i like felt no pain and just kept coming back for the next punch. My friends told me the other guy wasnt really punching at just like little taps or w/e, but meh i usually dont get too drunk, but when i do, its cuz i mix drinks (beer, hard-a, then chase hard-a with beer). Yah not the greatest feeling in the world...

Gotta dissapoint you halfnhalf...I 've never seen Absynthe in any shop, I just happened to be in the middle of an Absynthe party...the green fairy has been unherad of ever since...
Would be quite costly to send a bottle of booze oversees anyway, but if you happened to come by I would treat you to something good for sure
Anyway you must be at least 21 for that! I haven't seen that on the birthday thread, but I did see that I'm older than most.

Now that it's been mentioned, alcoholism IS a serious problem, and especially in my country. There have to be limits! Libaax is right, teenagers are really out of their way nowadays.
I'm not small fry, but I wouldn't dare go out into the night on my own. Gotta recruit a bunch of friends. Clubs are full of agressive bastards, who are even worse when they get drunk.

You halfnhalf surely wouldn't get away with headbutting someone without having the shit beaten out of ya. Can get into trouble for much less where I live.

There are many stories about what happens where alcohol flows: a famous football player got beaten to death, an actor got a heavy beating for trying to protect a couple from some gorillaz, a box champ was stabbed, even in my hometown a first year law student was beaten to death.
Perhaps it's better where you guys live, if people can't buy almost any kind of alcohol.

If someone wants to enjoy alcohol without getting drunk, (I should have started with this in the first place) I recommend quality wine, esp if it's Hungarian. A bottle of Bull Blood from Eger or Lass from Tokaj (how the heck did I screw up these names for the first time?) is an excellent gift. (it's interesting that there is a dispute with Italy for the use of the name Tokaj, becouse they have a brook called Tocaj, but that sucks, we have the Tokaj mountain after all)

Anyone ever drinked "Dom Perignon"? This is sweetest thing to drink on the planet! 1 problem: too expensive:(.
It's like 125 Euros a bottle and more!.

Skullkracker wrote:Gotta dissapoint you halfnhalf...I 've never seen Absynthe in any shop, I just happened to be in the middle of an Absynthe party...the green fairy has been unherad of ever since...
Would be quite costly to send a bottle of booze oversees anyway, but if you happened to come by I would treat you to something good for sure
Anyway you must be at least 21 for that! I haven't seen that on the birthday thread, but I did see that I'm older than most.

Now that it's been mentioned, alcoholism IS a serious problem, and especially in my country. There have to be limits! Libaax is right, teenagers are really out of their way nowadays.
I'm not small fry, but I wouldn't dare go out into the night on my own. Gotta recruit a bunch of friends. Clubs are full of agressive bastards, who are even worse when they get drunk.

You halfnhalf surely wouldn't get away with headbutting someone without having the shit beaten out of ya. Can get into trouble for much less where I live.

There are many stories about what happens where alcohol flows: a famous football player got beaten to death, an actor got a heavy beating for trying to protect a couple from some gorillaz, a box champ was stabbed, even in my hometown a first year law student was beaten to death.
Perhaps it's better where you guys live, if people can't buy almost any kind of alcohol.

If someone wants to enjoy alcohol without getting drunk, (I should have started with this in the first place) I recommend quality wine, esp if it's Hungarian. A bottle of Bull Blood from Tokaj is an excellent gift. (it's interesting that there is a dispute with Italy for the use of the name Tokaj, becouse they have a brook called Tocaj, but that sucks, we have the Tokaj mountain after all)

yah heh, im only 18 and the drinking age is... 21 in the states lol. Ok but im not totally stupid when it comes to like driving and what not. I usually give me keys to someone else or i just dont drive there at all.






PS this just in... I found myself Barcadri 151... ok so its not like the best stuff, but its the most proof i have found so far in my area.

Devil_Dante wrote:Anyone ever drinked "Dom Perignon"? This is sweetest thing to drink on the planet! 1 problem: too expensive:(.
It's like 125 Euros a bottle and more!.

Wow, lucky you could try it then.
125 Euros -calculating-

Well half, that's what I thought...especially when I just read that you are to graduate from High School. So don't give up when you only have two exams left!

Skullkracker wrote:

Devil_Dante wrote:Anyone ever drinked "Dom Perignon"? This is sweetest thing to drink on the planet! 1 problem: too expensive:(.
It's like 125 Euros a bottle and more!.

Wow, lucky you could try it then.
125 Euros -calculating-

Well half, that's what I thought...especially when I just read that you are to graduate from High School. So don't give up when you only have two exams left!

No worries on the graduating part, i made my grades limit for my college so i all good. Oh and after talking to my friends again.. it seems like i just head butted the same guy four times... talk about not knowing what the fuck im doing lol.

You must be quite a party animal
I bet the guy doesn't remember the whole thing...probably had him a fine amnesia arranged...if the alcohol wasn't enough.

The first thing I started off with was Smirnoff Ice. I bought a whole case and drank 11 out of 12 for my first time drinking. I puked all 11 bottles back up. Then after Smirnoff Ice I went straight to vodka and tequila. Tried gin, but that shit was NASTY. It tastes like pine tree sap. I moved from that stuff to Bacardi 151... and that was my choice drink for a long time... but then I finally knocked myself down to Jagermeister. Why you ask? Because Jagermeister is ROCK AND ROLL BABY! Now I'll have a little bit of Jager or a beer now and then with my friends. At most I'll have 3 beers.