Evil Genius

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:20 am**

Exactly why would Spidey change his costume just cause of that guy,who is the lamest hero i have seen in Marvel.....

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:47 am**

hmmm no the lamest hero would be either captain america or the silver surfer.... i really don't get what is so great about them...

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:11 am**

TheDarkness wrote:hmmm no the lamest hero would be either captain america or the silver surfer.... i really don't get what is so great about them...

OH no no, Captain America and Silver Surfer are awesome. I mean, Sivler Surfer has the pwoer Cosmic for cryin' out loud. I should say that with the House of M debacle, Scarlet Witch is pretty lame. Essentially each writer gets to choose how powerful she is.

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:49 am**

Chaos magic doesn't exist, despite Dr. Strange using it a fucking million times before. If any hero is lame, it has to be Strange.

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:28 am**

I dunno, we could debate lameness forever, but I can tell you who the gayest superhero is.......

Northstar

*rimshot*

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:59 am**

Northstar is a nobody though. Few people care he exsists, at least that is my experience. He was pretty lame though.

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:36 am**

I´ve never even heard off Northstar before, what powers is he supposed to have?

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:44 am**

Super speed. Some lame gay power. Those fucking French Canadians, heh...

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:26 am**

Loeviz wrote:I´ve never even heard off Northstar before, what powers is he supposed to have?

Flight, Super-Speed, and the ability to both take AND recieve shaft.

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:32 am**

DC had a gay superhero couple, but I don't know who they are. Heard it from an announcement in Wizard many years ago.

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:37 pm**

north star seems to have joined the x-men for a while..... no wonder no one knows him cause the most famous of the x-men is and will always be wolverine

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:50 pm**

Late again but it's rehash after rehash can only get you so far. Storm getting too friendly with Beast? Spiderman changing his costum and then magically changing it back? The list goes on. Aside from being corny and often having the same elements, the biggest problem with stuff like this is the constant idea of "It just needs a look!" or "It just needs a different perpective!!"

They're afraid to let go of something popular because that'll be the end of them and that's about it.

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:08 pm**

Tempest wrote: Flight, Super-Speed, and the ability to both take AND recieve shaft.

Hahaha, well I can certainly see the use off his shaft "powers" in a fight. Uh, no wait. I can´t

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:10 pm**

Loeviz wrote:
Tempest wrote: Flight, Super-Speed, and the ability to both take AND recieve shaft.
Hahaha, well I can certainly see the use off his shaft "powers" in a fight. Uh, no wait. I can´t

i would have found it close to sick if you really would see uses for the shaft technique

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:34 pm**

Gwen Stacy with Norman Osborn...

I still can't believe it.

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:43 pm**

me neither

they're not real people

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:44 pm**

Skullkracker wrote:me neither

they're not real people

Hardy har har.

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:48 pm**

don't anyone tell him: Uncle Ben and Aun May...

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:20 pm**

Skullkracker wrote: don't anyone tell him: Uncle Ben and Aun May...

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:59 am**

Might as well change the subject a bit, before I shock any more people

I used to have an issue, with a list of the 20 most important women in Peter Parker's life

interesting fact, that there are at least 3 spider women

all right, back to Gwen Stacy
she had a clone that dumped Peter even though he saved her from the Jackal. WTF?

what I still don't know about Spider Man is:
did Peter have sex with the Felicia?

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:17 am**

Another interesting fact is that Aunt May died, but she really didn't. It was actually a scheme of Norman Osborn's who hired someone to act like Parker's Aunt, while he imprisoned her at some place. Later, Osborn went insane after doing some offering occult bullshit, the same ceremony that gave birth to the third Spider Woman.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:41 pm**

i only know 1 spiderwoman and that is the one that had her own cartoon... she'd spread webs under her arms and just fly away from wherever she was at that moment.... i really do prefer good old spidey's web slinging

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:18 pm**

Eldo wrote:Another interesting fact is that Aunt May died, but she really didn't. It was actually a scheme of Norman Osborn's who hired someone to act like Parker's Aunt, while he imprisoned her at some place. Later, Osborn went insane after doing some offering occult bullshit, the same ceremony that gave birth to the third Spider Woman.

Maybe we should just make a thread and bring up all the crazy stuff and plotlines that happened in comics?

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:39 am**

Laik wrote:
Eldo wrote:Another interesting fact is that Aunt May died, but she really didn't. It was actually a scheme of Norman Osborn's who hired someone to act like Parker's Aunt, while he imprisoned her at some place. Later, Osborn went insane after doing some offering occult bullshit, the same ceremony that gave birth to the third Spider Woman.
Maybe we should just make a thread and bring up all the crazy stuff and plotlines that happened in comics?

I like that idea. That'll be cool, man, start a thread!

Posted: **Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:06 pm**

haha, we would have much to say about SpiderMan

Evil Genius

Spider-man's new costume + travesty on pg. 2