Ask Dr. Eldo

Post by **calvin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:05 am

they could always be like britain and pull a Stamp-Act on us. i think if they ever did that, there would be riots... everywhere

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:07 am

Why can't I stop posting here?

Because you are in dire need of some medical advice and help from a qualified professional.

Why do poeple name thier sons Bob?

Because they named their elder son Robert.

Nazgûl wrote:
Ellen wrote:Where can I get a massage?
Let me guess the answer for this one...

from eldo himself?

Not on the first date, doll.

What does flaccinaccipillafinallication mean?

That's the part where the head goes.

why isn't weed legalized?

Like Starnum said, but I'll further elaborate on it from my professional opinion and expertise. You see, alcohol and smoking is actually more detrimental to the health than weed long term, but the government can't make too much monies on it with taxes and shit. Plus, the government want to keep it for themselves. You know how much shit you get it stealing the President's weed?

why doesn't it snow in warm weather so we can have the best of both worlds?

Because America and Canada are stealing the snow from other parts of the world. They have a snow stealing machine which I will expose it to the world once I have sufficient proof. I'm onto you, corrupt governments.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:22 am

Eldodamus?

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:25 am

Buzkashi wrote:Eldodamus?

It's Dr. Eldo, respect the doc's badge and his probing rod.

Post by **calvin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:26 am

what did Buzkashi just say?

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:27 am

calvin wrote:what did Buzkashi just say?

Eldodamus.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:27 am

You know like Nostradamus, or Negrodamus...[/quote]

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:28 am

Buzkashi wrote:You know like Nostradamus, or Negrodamus...

Yes, but they weren't doctors.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:34 am

Yes but they did have the all the answers.

Oh a doctor you say? Do you happen to be a proctologist? Cause the other day I felt something go up in there and i havent been able to get it out at all.

Post by **calvin** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:36 am

was it a flying beaver? if so, you're fucked

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:38 am

calvin wrote: if so, you're fucked

I hope no pun was intended....

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:39 am

Buzkashi wrote:Yes but they did have the all the answers.

Oh a doctor you say? Do you happen to be a proctologist? Cause the other day I felt something go up in there and i havent been able to get it out at all.

Tell your partner to start wearing a condom and stay the fuck away from sex toys.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:42 am

Eldo wrote:
Buzkashi wrote:Yes but they did have the all the answers.

Oh a doctor you say? Do you happen to be a proctologist? Cause the other day I felt something go up in there and i havent been able to get it out at all.
Tell your partner to start wearing a condom and stay the fuck away from sex toys.

You hear that Femto, strait from the docotrs mouth! That means you to starnum.

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:45 am

Hey, leave my sex life out of this.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:48 am

Starnum wrote:Hey, leave my sex life out of this.

....I've seen what you do what that sword hilt of yours.

Post by **Starnum** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:52 am

It's the things you don't see that are really amazing.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:53 am

Starnum wrote:It's the things you don't see that are really amazing.

Heh, hey me and you are like the only ones posting tonight.

Post by **Loeviz** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:22 am

Why do people do stupid things when they are drunk/high?

Post by **Femto** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:24 am

Why is Buzkashi looking at me that way?

Post by **Shaka Zulu** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:36 am

Eldo wrote:
Libaax wrote:Who was that guy again? Arresty? Buz? Starnum?
It's Batman.

Libaax wrote:Who is the biggest shemale in this forum?
Of all the patients I've examined, I have to say Shaka Zula.

Can you make me a woman?

My order is the Halle Berry,Tyra Banks kind...No mix up ya dig? I dont want to suddenly wake and see I look like Star Jackson or Oprah fucking winphrey.

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:14 pm

Why do people do stupid things when they are drunk/high?

Because they are intoxicated/stoned.

Why is Buzkashi looking at me that way?

Do you have some chocolate on you? Or some sweet juices of nectar? We all know that Buz is a chocolate thief with a sweet tooth.

Can you make me a woman?

My order is the Halle Berry,Tyra Banks kind...No mix up ya dig? I dont want to suddenly wake and see I look like Star Jackson or Oprah fucking winphrey.

I'm not too sure if Libaax would appreciate that. Consult your family before making rash decisions.

Post by **Shaka Zulu** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:22 pm

I consulted them,and they also said make sure he doesnt make you look like Star or Oprah.

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:41 pm

Shaka Zulu wrote:I consulted them,and they also said make sure he doesnt make you look like Star or Oprah.

I'm pretty sure I can transplant your brain to a female corpse and reanimate that. I've always wanted try that Frankenstein trick out, but no willing participants. I can't be too sure about what the female corpse looks like, because we usually dig graves searching for money in the coffins that goes towards our research funding, and the corpses are there just as a bonus or something I guess.

Post by **Shaka Zulu** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:14 pm

Ohh dead bitches....that shall do...for now(Hihihi can sue this mofo's ass...)...make sure they have been 6 ft under for a while...those larvaes should have chewed of the extra weight if they are phat bitches.

What kind of payment plans do you have?

Post by **Eldo** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:16 pm

Shaka Zulu wrote:What kind of payment plans do you have?

Well, I don't like to brag about my rates, but it is more expensive than a couple of mercy killings put together, probably an estimate right there.