Evil Genius

ok, corpses and animals is all wrong!!!!!!!! i really cant imagine it!. And that guy must have his rectum pierced by the horse!
U know uve read too much berserk when u are planning on buying some berserk statues. ( Damn, i cant find the skull knioght one! can only find guts in berserk mode on )
And u know that uve read too much berserk when u refuse to learn new kung fu sword moves cuz u think that the sword is too small (haha not happening to me yet, but might happen someday)

http://www.wle.com//store/w_kits.html

Check that out sometime. Cheap and freakin awesome! I haven't gotten any yet but you get the weapon(s) with the videos so...yea! I can't think of any that would be like Guts' sword so I say just go with the Broadsword and tie weights to it as you get better. Do the one handed trainings like Guts did. You should get lightning fast in no time like that. I really wish they would have throwing knife kits so as to train like Judeau but oh well...maybe in the future.

You know you've read too much Berserk when you post something like that lol

i think i'm gonna buy the wooden bench master kit

paulino wrote:ok, corpses and animals is all wrong!!!!!!!! i really cant imagine it!.

You would go with the mantally ill?

And Nothing against corpses. I work with them every day you know. (Yeah sometimes in reality, too.)

You know you've read too much Berserk if you want to fuck Slan and you don't care if she's made of corpses.

Hehe I'm with Necro...she's fucking hot and I would go for it even if she were made of dog shit....well maybe not that far...that stuff stinks when you're mowing and you run over it...sorry Slan hun, but...no shit...I'm not into that. ^_^

Starnum wrote:Well, she's not normally made of troll intestines, that was just a special case. She's damn hot, but I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole in that state. Her normal form though, that's a different story.

I know that, but we don't know what here original body is made of. Human flesh for a demon?

does it matter? slann is oh so very doable

Sortep wrote:does it matter? slann is oh so very doable

Um, yeah, it does matter. I'm no sick corpse fucker. Her normal form seems quite enticing though.

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yes slann is very doable, but have a minute and think.
Think urself in a situation that u see the hottest chix eva, but shes made of intestines orsopmething else, will u really fuck her? i seriously dont think so.

U know u read too much berserk when u tie ur wife on a tree when she is almost ready to give birth!!!!!!!!
ok, now this is really sick .... i know

paulino wrote:yes slann is very doable, but have a minute and think.
Think urself in a situation that u see the hottest chix eva, but shes made of intestines orsopmething else, will u really fuck her? i seriously dont think so.
U know u read too much berserk when u tie ur wife on a tree when she is almost ready to give birth!!!!!!!!
ok, now this is really sick .... i know

thats excellent... i can't even think of anything to follow that

What did I do, now everybody talks about Slan.

You know you have read too much Berserk if you avoid riding horses 'cause you fear the want to mount you.

Whoever said that even though you're with the hottest chick eva to stop and think(Im not much of a quoter)....sorry man, but if you're with the hottest chick ever and she's made of intestines, then there's most likely NO chance of you seeing her again. And doing her would hopefully make her think more highly of you to visit in her normal form. People, you gotta learn that for love you HAVE to make sacrifices! Love isn't always pretty ya know...plus the intestines were fresh and she did sculpt her body out of them so she's still flesh ^_^ (like her body was sculpted smoothly only her hair looked intestiny)

oh shit, u got a very good point here, i didnt think about that. Well, might take my chance so i can do with her in her real form
naaaaaah its disgusting i think to do it with intestines. And its not like u wont be able to fuck another chix in ur life ....
So my conclusion is: im undecided for this!!!!!!

U know that u read too much berserk when ur favorite defensive move is to stop ur ennemie's weapon with ur teeths and hope that it wont cut ur tongue or that u have enough jaw muscle to restrain its movement. Oh yeah, also wish that ur mouth wont produce too much saliva so the blade wont slide!

You know you've read too much Berserk when you talk about fucking characters from the story in different situations, while in different meduims of exsistance.

May Guts have mercy on you Slan Lovers

TheDrizzit wrote: People, you gotta learn that for love you HAVE to make sacrifices!

You know there is a small difference between love and lust don't you?
Why is it always love if you want to fuck a "hot chick"?

because if she's hot and can fuck.. then you can move on to.. if she's cool... then you have option of marrying her :oD

First comes lust then comes love. Right? I mean think about it before you slam me. ^_^

EDIT: Fine Starnum, MOST of the time!

TheDrizzit wrote:First comes lust then comes love.

Not always, in some cases it's just one or the other.

Sortep wrote:because if she's hot and can fuck.. then you can move on to.. if she's cool... then you have option of marrying her :oD

Marrying a girl only because she is hot (, can fuck) and is cool (if you mean you get along with her well with cool, then it's a bit more okay ) is a bit stupid.

Hehe I'm a bit old school romantic, don't mess with the necromantic.
I wouldn't have sex with a girl if there aren't any feelings (and no I don't mean lust).

But we are getting a bit offtopic here, so:

You know you've read too much Berserk if you start getting into a serious love topic because of this thread (and fucking Slan).

that's why i think guts and caska ( old school caska- not new, demented caska) were so fucking awsome. literally.

you know u read too much berserk when you focus on the sex (or opportunity of sex) rather than the plot. ( because youve already overkilled on discussing the real story.)