Evil Genius

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:45 am**

Dr Eldo:

Is there a way to make omake that doesnt require even the slightest bit of skill?

Also, How do you become a dictator while still being loved by the people AND without losing your honesty in the trade?

Posted: **Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:30 am**

My time freezing machine is complete and its purpose has been fulfilled, what should I do now?

1) Take it apart and reassemble it. Proceed to step 2.
2) Repeat step 1.

I have a problem with staring at women with very large breasts, however the only reason why it is a problem is because the very large breasted women say its a problem. Are they right?

It's only a problem if you get charged for it. Otherwise, not guilty, your honour.

Also, what damages could occur if i were to lets say, push a female down some stairs?

Monetary damages.

I always drink beer on Fridays, why is that?

It's because of some ancient occult Swedish ritual of sorts. But I'm not an expert on this field, my research is mainly directed in the orgy area of the rituals.

Is there a way to make omake that doesnt require even the slightest bit of skill?

Yes. All you need are the particular manga chapters, glue, scissors, lettering, and MS paint.

Also, How do you become a dictator while still being loved by the people AND without losing your honesty in the trade?

Become fictional.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:03 am**

i remember a comic from xkcd that said that the standard creepiness rule is to not date anyone that is

your age
_______ +7
2

does Eldo agree with this rule and if yes, does it also work the other way around? ( your age x2 -7)

just curious.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:41 pm**

I've always heard: Half Your Age Plus Seven <-- which seems more realistic than the one you stated.

This is for the older person in the relationship.

Also, all the variations of this 'formula' including the one above are completely arbitrary and meaningless really.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:29 pm**

Dr Eldo I have a maths question...

Half Your Age Plus Seven = your age/2 + 7?

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:31 pm**

hahahahahahahah........thats the kind of answer you would get from psi......who else would answer that accurately, leaving no space for a reply?

I feel kinda retarded when psi answers something.....

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:07 pm**

Rolos wrote:hahahahahahahah........thats the kind of answer you would get from psi......who else would answer that accurately, leaving no space for a reply?

I feel kinda retarded when psi answers something.....

Awwww, there is always room for a reply.

I read Fuji's comment to say this (your age + 7)/2 because of how the 2 was above the ______ <- division symbol. My fault if that wasn't the case.

Let us do some plug and chug: (32/2 + 7) == 23 (where 32 your age), so lowest that a 32 year old should go is 23 without being creepy. Let us reverse this, (23*2 - 7) == 39 (where 23 is your age), so the highest you want to go is 39. But wait, (39/2 + 7) == 26.5 so something doesn't add up and the system is flawed and 'reverse' of the original proposed ( your age x2 -7 ) shouldn't be trusted.

Now, if we do it this way: 2*(your age-7) then it should be more accurate.

note: For those that need matlab

Code: Select all

age=input('Enter your age: ');
if age>=14
lower=age/2+7;
upper=2*(age-7);
fprintf('dating range is %3.0f - %3.0f\n', lower, upper)
else
disp('You are too young to date.')
end

^-- found that elsewhere... don't ask.

Age should not be a factor and the formulas are worthless anyway imho.

Of course, Dr. Eldo has the final say.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:52 pm**

Yeah, I don't trust this guy. Where's the degree? Who's the doctor around here?

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:55 am**

yes.....where is now Dr Eldo?

Where is he now when enlightment is most direly needed?

Dr Eldoooooooooooo!!!

*ok, that was supossed to sound like Luke Skywalker famous nooooooooo!!! after discovering Vader was his father*

Posted: **Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:35 am**

Is it possible to date an anime girl? If yes, does the above formula applies to this kind of relationship?

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:36 am**

although i believe that age can be irrelevant, i was curious if the rest of the people here thought otherwise in reference to the equation i found. i was trying to make it look the most clear, but alas i have failed. i did mean (your age/2) +7 just as xkcd's comic stated. i was curious if it went the other way around, and as psi explained the more accurate methood of 2*(your age-7) i believe i have found the answer to the second part of my question. now the first of, if Eldo belive in this rule.

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:22 am**

War Machine wrote:Yeah, I don't trust this guy. Where's the degree? Who's the doctor around here?

I'm a doctor biyatch. And soon I'll be a doctor doctor biyatch biyatch.
Fick. I'm so wasted............... let's get up in a few hours and do some surgering. Hells yeah!

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:06 am**

Bah! Don't listen to the drunk guy over here, he's just drunk from getting drunk too much on drunkiness.

Shut up!

*falls over*

Zzz...

Posted: **Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:28 pm**

seriously, whats with all the drunks? thought this was a place of well being...

Posted: **Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:11 pm**

Well drinking cures wounds a famous raid leader once said. So to make this here a place of well being we have to drink alot.

Posted: **Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:48 pm**

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

Also, when your prefrontal cortex is suppressed you're more likely to post stupid sh$t online. I'm pretty sure I read that in JAMA.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:40 pm**

Whats is it to be drunk anyway? I personally prefer to call it "artificialy induced state of happiness that makes you mumble stupid shit and.....he....he....happiness......

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:16 pm**

halfnhalf wrote: Also, what damages could occur if i were to lets say, push a female down some stairs?

I only know the answer to this part and the answer is: She would be protected.

ta da

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:13 pm**

MsNomer wrote:
halfnhalf wrote: Also, what damages could occur if i were to lets say, push a female down some stairs?
I only know the answer to this part and the answer is: She would be protected.

ta da

sup goonette buddypal

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:52 pm**

*grin* You don't know who she has protection from...

*slaps steel pipe in hand*

Posted: **Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:47 am**

Thats what i was thinking...

Posted: **Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:22 pm**

psi29a wrote:*grin* You don't know who she has protection from...

*slaps steel pipe in hand*

not who, what and that is: the terrible secret of space.

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:20 am**

the one answer that i do need....

what will truly cure a hang over?

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:41 pm**

My approach is to drink water throughout the night and take a multivitamin before crashing.

I stumbled on http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/han ... rfull.html and it's got a nice way to cure hangovers.

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:34 am**

not drinking would prevent the hangove

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