Ask Dr. Eldo

[halfnhalf]

Whats the meaning of life?

oh know this one!!! its 42!!! sorry dr. eldo i had to answer this one.

[Loeviz]

Why are some people fat, and some arent ?

[MrFelony]

why are atheists going to hell ?

[Eldo]

Whats the most evil power source in the known universe?

emo power.

Why are people stupid?

I think I've answered that one before.

Whats the meaning of life?

This too.

Why are some people fat, and some arent ?

Genetics and McDonalds. And also the fat people won't stop eating, and the skinny people won't eat.

why are atheists going to hell?

Why would atheists go to hell? There is no hell.

[Libaax]

Eldo i dont care answer my questions anyway, i dont wanna go back ten pages to check the answers

[Messatsu]

So yeah, i got around to meeting jesus the other day...real nice guy. Exept well...hes realy clingy. He just doesnt wana leave me alone for a second. Things got realy out of hand when i found him inside my closet. So the question would be: How the fuck do i get rid of jesus ?

[MrFelony]

Did Femto get that girl preggers?

[halfnhalf]

Did Femto get that girl preggers?

OH SNAP!


lol that post is soo worth the necro.

[Rolos]

Dear Dr. Eldo:
I have been reading your answers for a while, constantly amazed by the endless flow of wisdom that comes from your words.
Recently i came to the conclusion that the wisdom contained in them is far beyond the reach of any living being, so i ve being wondering:

Are you the AntiChrist? if so, would you mind making me your prophet?

[Starnum]

We call them apostles. *Cough* I mean, no, uh what? Who have you been talking to? Dr. Eldo isn't accepting applications at this time...>.>

[Eldo]

Hm, seems like I've neglected the forums and everything as a whole. I've been relatively busy, but I guess I have time for this one thread, should it be kept alive. I'm always here to help, not only those with money.

Did Femto get that girl preggers?

I'm bound by doctor-patient confidentiality, unfortunately. So I can't show you the ultrasounds, the DNA tests, or the positive test results. But be sure to read my new book, 'Preggars and beggars', where a particular case study mentioned is of a member of a fairly dead forum posted about getting some chick preggers, and we pretend to extend our congratulations and stuff. We are currently arranging a movie deal based on the unreleased book, and the movie adaptation into the novel would be written by J.K. Rowling. Also, we hear Oprah is interested in this because an ethnic is involved in the book or something. However, I must stress that I can't and refuse to expose any of my patients information or details on a public forum if there is no profit to be made.

Dear Dr. Eldo:
I have been reading your answers for a while, constantly amazed by the endless flow of wisdom that comes from your words.

I couldn't agree anymore.

Are you the AntiChrist?

No. But thank you for the compliment. I'm flattered.

if so, would you mind making me your prophet?

Since I answered 'no' to the first question, this sort of becomes redundant. But my people will call you.

[Rolos]

shit, just when I thought I had found my way to inmortality. well, may be another day.
Wait, perhaps Dr Eldo has the answer.
Do you know if there is a way to live forever? literally, I dont mean to be remembered.



pd: Decapitating a guy that claims to be inmortal doesnt work, I already tried that one.

[Kazure]

Reading the beginnings of this thread brought back such sweet memories. Femto was such a doll back then.

Dr Eldo, Why do I not understand Rolos' posts?

[Eldo]

Do you know if there is a way to live forever?

Don't die.

Dr Eldo, Why do I not understand Rolos' posts?

Because I'm a doctor and you're not.

[dialdfordesi]

Is there ever a wrong time to play the race card?

[MrFelony]

who is going to win the election of the president of the US

[Albator]

Is there any scientific evidence that the French have evolved from the douchebag?

[MsNomer]

Will my deepest desire ever meet fruition?

[uncempt]

Briefs or boxers?

[Devil_Dante]

Any good advice for constipation?

[Rolos]

Do you know if there is a way to hide a beheaded corpse in your backyard without anyone noticing it?

I would aprecciate a fast answer, im in a hurry right now....

[Eldo]

Is there ever a wrong time to play the race card?

Yes, in a prison.

who is going to win the election of the president of the US

Whoever wins, I lose.

Is there any scientific evidence that the French have evolved from the douchebag?

It's a universal fact and truth. You don't need scientific evidence to know that apples grow from trees, or an orange is an orange. A cigar's a cigar, and French are douchebags.

Will my deepest desire ever meet fruition?

It'll never work between us.

Briefs or boxers?

Boxers, need all the room I can get.

Any good advice for constipation?

You know how on the gum packages they have those text that say 'may cause a laxative effect'? Eat boxes of those chewing gum.

Do you know if there is a way to hide a beheaded corpse in your backyard without anyone noticing it?

Do it while nobody's looking. Remember to bury it and not put it in your lawn. If not, hide it in the same place as the head.

[War Machine]

Dr. Eldo:

If I were able to freeze time, wouldn't touching somebody while time is frozen completely obliterate that person?

[Eldo]

Dr. Eldo:

If I were able to freeze time, wouldn't touching somebody while time is frozen completely obliterate that person?

No.

You have my permission to fondle Buzkashi if you do freeze time.

[Finito]

What would be the best way to spend my 15$ I got for shaving my friends back?