Evil Genius

Didn't Flora say that the previous owner of the armour (Skull and Chestplate showing) died of his wounds in battle? This indicates that SK is more of an incarnation of upper to layers of reality rather than that of the natural world that Guts and crew are now in.

wh0a wh0a wh0a guys, be careful! these stupid theories are in danger of becoming understandable ones!

Stupid Theory :

Guts uses big swords cause he's insecure about his "equipment"

stupid theory: ishidoro wants to sodomize schierke!

Everyone wants to sodomize Schierke

dos.azn wrote:stupid theory: ishidoro wants to sodomize schierke!

Doesn't seem too stupid to me. There is that whole idea of being mean to a person meaning you really like them. Isidoro wanting to sodomize Gutts now that is stupid!

As Donovan would say.... "MMMMmm.... butt sex."

Tempest wrote:Doesn't seem too stupid to me. There is that whole idea of being mean to a person meaning you really like them. Isidoro wanting to sodomize Gutts now that is stupid!

Not really since Gutts spends his days in bed sweating. XD Isidoro could so totally use the plunger on Gutts. lol

Buzkashi wrote:Everyone wants to sodomize Schierke

hell no!

Everyone wants to sodomize the entire female cast in Bleach!!!

Buzkashi wrote:Everyone wants to sodomize Schierke

OK, she's twelve, at max. Age her up a few years and I would want to sodomize her. At least as an 18 year old, if I was like her age, I guess I would want to sodomize her, but at that age, I didn't know what sodomizing was, so I guess I wouldn't.

Tempest wrote:OK, she's twelve, at max. Age her up a few years and I would want to sodomize her. At least as an 18 year old, if I was like her age, I guess I would want to sodomize her, but at that age, I didn't know what sodomizing was, so I guess I wouldn't.

Tempest, don't lie to yourself, you know you want to sodomize Schierke.
And I have to agree with Starnum in saying that he does not seem to be wearing much armor now. So it would be odd if he fused with any kind of armor.

welcom guy and guy. my only advice is to fear your gods and make plenty of sacrifices. if you dont then they get mad. and sacrifices in the form of intelligent posts devoid of any mention of early 1990's heros who would summon mechanical beasts and dinosaurs...dont use me as an example though ...

If you are talking about me and Ayanami, it's welcome guy and guy. And all I'm sating about SK and soul fusing is that if SK was the last berserker armor user, that he would need someway to go from corpse to Apostle hunter, I am merely trying to find the most logical path between the two. Although, whoever said Berserk was logical?

Casca is cured. however she thinks she is an apostle and tries to kill Guts but guts still loves her and ties her down. Shierke, jealous of Guts' love for casca sleeps wiht isidoro to get his attention and becomes pregnant. Shierke kills casca a week after she was "restored" and then uses her magic to get him to think isidoro did it, thus his short life being ended in Gut's rage. In a night of depression, guts takes solace in the only thing he can, Farnese, but has to kill Serpico because he vowed to kill Guts after he desecrated Farnese's holy nether regions...twice... with Serpico dead, Farnese flees, leaving Guts only with Shierke and the 2 elves. with nothing else left to comfort him but little old shierke, he is forced to go to her. 6 months later, Shierke and Isidoro's baby is prematurely born due to Shierke's constant magic abuse. the baby looks like a half elven baby with downs syndrome. She passes it off as GUt's. With this, Guts finally gives up chasing after Griffith for good. 18 years later, Gut's and Griffith's baby meet Shierke and Isidoro's. they fall in love at first sight. oh what an ugly sight it is.

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Hollywood hotshots finally decide to make a movie out of Berserk. they cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as Guts and Halley Barry as Casca

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yeah, I can taste it. Lordy that is bad, albeit HILARIOUS. Goood work. You woludn't happen to be a Hollywood writer would you? If not, try it, you have the skills.

Good it looks like this thread is turning back to normal. A little stupidity goes a long way.

i dunno how 18 people voted that dark should die for this thread when so many people are enjoying it

Arresty wrote:Good it looks like this thread is turning back to normal. A little stupidity goes a long way.

you got the perfect man for the job too

GUts sits down for tea and biscuits with Griffith and some apostles when one day he puts on his secret armor of tranquility by mistake.

That one is funny, just funny.

Mrfelony has made this thread alive again

Felony, you are so right it should be made a law to prevent it from happening.

Hollywood rewrite effects:

Schierke is now a older acrtress pretending she's 15-17 or so, possibly Michelle Tractenburg.

Isidoro (Frankie Muniz) knows kung fu.

In berserk Armor, Gatts is comletly cgi, as well as the Elf's and Zodd.

Casca now was apparently asking for it, because pre Eclipse, she dressed like a total slut in leather armor.

Either Stone Cold Steve Austin or the Rock will play the Apostle villan.

Serpicho is played by vin diesel, and now bald as a result.

Wow, I don't think I could possibly come up with a worse casting for Serpico than Vin Diesel.

*Head Explodes*

*Brain and eyes shuts down by itself*