Ask Dr. Eldo

Post by **Messatsu** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:46 pm

Do you know jesus? If so whats he like ?

Post by **Tempest** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:14 pm

Do you know jesus? If so whats he like ?

Good doctor, if I may be so bold I have an answer for this question. I know Jesus, this is an artist's rendition of him:

He fights crime in 2076, and occasionally travels back through time to track down time-felons. He's a pretty nice guy, but it kind of puts me off when he refers to me and everyone else as a "puny Human". Other than that he's cool.

Once again Dr. Eldo, I may not be nearly as qualified as even Dr Pepper, (And he doesn't even use the period in the doctor title), but I felt that I should tkae that question, if only to give you some time off. If you don't liek it, then I will (maybe) never do it again (today).

Post by **MrFelony** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:38 am

actually by "post on this forum?" i mean that a girl could find someone desperate enough guy who wants a gf, and if a guy posted on this forum it could be enough to cause a break up

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Post by **Eldo** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:46 am

Do you know jesus? If so whats he like ?

I met him at a strip joint in a red light district, he's a pretty nice guy. He said he'll pimp me some hawt nuns, which is nice of him. But when he's drunk, he cries and sobs crap like 'I died for your sins' and shit like that. He's a crazy guy.

Once again Dr. Eldo, I may not be nearly as qualified as even Dr Pepper, (And he doesn't even use the period in the doctor title), but I felt that I should tkae that question, if only to give you some time off. If you don't liek it, then I will (maybe) never do it again (today).

Nicely answered, Nurse Tempest.

Post by **DarkenRahlX** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:53 am

What do you think of Myspace?

Post by **Ruuppa** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:10 pm

Is it possible to live longer in starvation by eating your own leg?

Post by **Finito** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:18 pm

What can I do to payback at a geek that ask favors to my doctor not to help me?

Post by **Libaax** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:25 pm

Im not dr.eldo but i say beat the crap out of him so he knows he cant mess with you anymore.

Post by **Eldo** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:50 pm

What do you think of Myspace?

It's an attention whore tool.

Is it possible to live longer in starvation by eating your own leg?

Yes. You can eat your hand instead if you don't want to gnaw your leg off.

What can I do to payback at a geek that ask favors to my doctor not to help me?

Find another doctor.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:36 pm

Eldo wrote:
Is it possible to live longer in starvation by eating your own leg?
Yes. You can eat your hand instead if you don't want to gnaw your leg off.

isnt that like impossible??? you wouldnt the pain of eating yourself cause you to stop eating yourself??? its like trying to drown yourself, you cant do it unless you use weights to weigh yourself down...

Post by **Ruuppa** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:09 pm

You can drown yourself without any helpers. It's just a matter of breathing your lungs full of water. Admitted, not many people can do that off the bat.

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:29 am

isnt that like impossible???

No.

you wouldnt the pain of eating yourself cause you to stop eating yourself???

I'm not sure the question makes sense, but anyway, it's either eat yourself or starve to death.

Post by **halfnhalf** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:53 pm

Femto has been confessing his love to a lot of men lately... so does that mean he is gay?

also, why hasnt he confessed to me yet?

Post by **Loeviz** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:36 pm

I think I saw Santa today, am I going crazy?

Post by **Eldo** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:13 pm

Femto has been confessing his love to a lot of men lately... so does that mean he is gay?

Yeah, he's a chocolate thief undoubtedly. I guess his homosexual tendencies has passed through from real life to the intraweb.

also, why hasnt he confessed to me yet?

You being an ugly mother fucker probably has nothing to do with it.

I think I saw Santa today, am I going crazy

He gets around, stealling candy from children and stuff.

Post by **Messatsu** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:00 pm

Is killing aliens considered a hate crime ?

Post by **MrFelony** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:14 am

what is the best way to solve a sudoku?

Post by **Femto** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:33 am

Eldo wrote:Yeah, he's a chocolate thief undoubtedly. I guess his homosexual tendencies has passed through from real life to the intraweb.

I think it's the other way around.

Post by **Eldo** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:56 am

Is killing aliens considered a hate crime ?

If it is to protect the human race, then yes.

what is the best way to solve a sudoku?

http://www.google.com

Post by **Ruuppa** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:03 pm

Why does yaoi get translated faster than yuri?

Post by **Messatsu** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:38 pm

If i have a time portal in my garage, should i use it ?

Post by **Loeviz** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:30 pm

What is the correct way to raise a child?

Post by **Eldo** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:04 pm

Why does yaoi get translated faster than yuri?

The unparalleled power of fangirls.

If i have a time portal in my garage, should i use it ?

Yes, you can take the time portal and go back in time to stop yourself from taking it.

What is the correct way to raise a child?

With nurture and care.

Post by **Messatsu** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:22 pm

Whats the most evil power source in the known universe?

Post by **Libaax** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:24 pm

Why are people stupid?

Whats the meaning of life?