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Post by MrFelony »

anyone take a look at his avatar?
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I wonder how he is gonna explain this to the authorities.

Gynecologist: umm okay...does it smell like butter? er uhh never mind. so Allison (why did he give out her name?), how did you burn your clitoris?

Allison: well i agreed to have sex with my 22 yr old softball coach for a couple of n64 games..and you know the love i guess.

Doctor: but thats Statutory rape!

Allison: but it was Ken Griffey Jr Baseball! i HAD to do it!

--2 hrs later
Policeman: so you gave this 15 year old girl 2 n64 games to have sex with her and then you poured scalding watery butter on her cooter?

Da Butter Pimp: well ya..but i didnt mean to hurt her. i just wanted to lose my virginity so bad!

Policeman: thats what they all say. you're goin away for a long time.
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Post by DarkenRahlX »

Whore's and dumbasses deserve that shit. I hope that punk ass went to jail or was sent to an alternative school and any girl that's a retard like that to let some person scold them with hot butter deserves everything that is done to them.

I don't know what's so funny about cooter. I thought everyone knew or referred to the vagina as cooter at least once in their life >.> I guess it's a southern word.
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after laughing hard for a min, my brain starts to get blood again :)
MrFelony wrote:anyone take a look at his avatar?
isn't it from the movie Hebrew Hammer? Anyways, the post is unbelievably funny - though it is most probably fake.
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:? :D :( :P :evil:

I don't know weather to laugh or cry. But it is just so absurd, that it might be true. Man, 22 yrs old and still a dumbass...
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Post by Libaax »

:LOL: :LOL:

What a dumbass and the girl selling herself for crappy N64 games....

what a pimp he is,he doesnt even know what to do

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Post by Messatsu »

HehehahahaHAHAHA!

Well if its fake its still funny for the sake of the situation, but considering where the post comes from id lean towards saying that this dude is real and has actually done the shit he talks about. If that's the case then, he deserves jail and she, being the stupid little whore she is, deserves to get her clit fried and never feel a goddamn thing save pain :P
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Yeah prolly is fake. He kind of gave it away in the last sentence when he asked what he should do if he was gonna give her another n64 game to shut her up ;p
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Hot butter? auch! nice story, but fake I guess. Unless he really is retarded. And which girl would let a moron do hotter butter on her. Damn, and a girl playing nintendo? Yea right.
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I don't think its fake i mean there are some really dump people around and my geuss is that he is one of them ;)
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I feel sorry for people who are that stupid.
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Messatsu wrote: and she, being the stupid little whore she is, deserves to get her clit fried and never feel a goddamn thing save pain :P
Yep, the world is a mighty big zoo...
Anyway I don't think the girl deserves to suck for a whole life becouse of butter-brain...

:D wonder how they brought this to their parents...
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Girl: Mum, dad... I've been hot-buttered for 2 n64 games... ehi, ehi
Dad: WTF?! you cheap ho [insert flying kick]
Mother: Oh my little glazed donut! [insert cries]
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Post by Necromancer »

It's obviously a fake but if there are this stupid (22 years old) people. I'll just say oh my fucking god.
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I know too many stupid people this age not to believe this...
but it's actually kinda weird that the guy posted it instead of trying to make the girl shut it. But alas, he doesn't seem to be the brightest pickle in the jar...

Maybe it's not true after all...
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Well fact or fiction this is one of those things that's bound to turn into some sort of urban legend (Net legend?).
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RedEyes wrote: Mother: Oh my little glazed donut! [insert cries]
Hehe

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Heh, it has to be fake. I just cant accept it that this would actually happen to somone. Im sorry i just cant.


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You just haven't met the greatest idiot of them all, who is the very incarnation of the god of ignorance and stupidity! Lo to be in the presence of this unholy avatar of idiocy is to wish that humanity would stop reproducing to prevent such a being from ever coming into fruition! But know that you can only tell who it is until it is to late and you are filled with unholy conviction that humanity has no hope within its name, no power from which to truly become great and grand and good. You will be left with the cruel chuckle of the mocking gods, as they watch you wright with unbelief!
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no more debate about wheter or not its real. its hilarious and thats enough :P
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Messatsu wrote:Well fact or fiction this is one of those things that's bound to turn into some sort of urban legend (Net legend?).
I it won't be on Mythbusters...
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Buzkashi wrote:And starlore where have you been all this time.
Awww someone noticed I was gone...wow, that's impressive hehe. Thanks Buz' baby :oops: lol!! I've been lurking here & there...working too much mostly. But that's good for you guys...If I'm too busy to post, then the boards encounter less random bs, spam & uproars, haha.
Devil_Dante wrote: Damn, and a girl playing nintendo? Yea right.
Hey! I played ALOT...too much even...but that was the original Nintendo, not N64. Super Mario fuckin ruined my shot at a social life in my early adolescent phase (well partially, the fact that i'm a freak ruined the rest I guess!). Agh...Altho I AM a big gamer gal, I guess I'm not a very good example, considering I'm hideous, shy & hide behind my comp LOL. Oh well, still proud to be a geek ass loser bitch! :twisted:

RedEyes wrote:Girl: Mum, dad... I've been hot-buttered for 2 n64 games... ehi, ehi
Dad: WTF?! you cheap ho [insert flying kick]
Mother: Oh my little glazed donut! [insert cries]
ROFLMAO...glazed donut...wtf?! LOL!!!

Oh shit, post count: 69...I can't post anymore!? Psi hun, bronze my pimp ass post count! LOL j/k
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Post by MrFelony »

heh you weren;t lying about random ass bs :P. and i think you get the award for best matching avatar/font color. sorry people with dark avatars and black font, that shit aint gonn cut it :P
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Starlore wrote:
Buzkashi wrote:And starlore where have you been all this time.
Awww someone noticed I was gone...wow, that's impressive hehe. Thanks Buz' baby :oops: lol!! I've been lurking here & there...working too much mostly. But that's good for you guys...If I'm too busy to post, then the boards encounter less random bs, spam & uproars, haha.
Devil_Dante wrote: Damn, and a girl playing nintendo? Yea right.
Hey! I played ALOT...too much even...but that was the original Nintendo, not N64. Super Mario fuckin ruined my shot at a social life in my early adolescent phase (well partially, the fact that i'm a freak ruined the rest I guess!). Agh...Altho I AM a big gamer gal, I guess I'm not a very good example, considering I'm hideous, shy & hide behind my comp LOL. Oh well, still proud to be a geek ass loser bitch! :twisted:

RedEyes wrote:Girl: Mum, dad... I've been hot-buttered for 2 n64 games... ehi, ehi
Dad: WTF?! you cheap ho [insert flying kick]
Mother: Oh my little glazed donut! [insert cries]
ROFLMAO...glazed donut...wtf?! LOL!!!

Oh shit, post count: 69...I can't post anymore!? Psi hun, bronze my pimp ass post count! LOL j/k
Its hard to miss that your gone cause you are the only that write with blue color and random posts, i missed that :P
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Post by Kazure »

This has got to be one of the reasons why I love the.. you know teh intarnet
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