Evil Genius

Buzkashi wrote:Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.

Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.

Just make sure you're there when she does the test. I've heard some women just tell men that for various reasons.

Yeah... some females are tryflin...

In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.

*sigh*

lon3vvolf wrote:Just make sure you're there when she does the test. I've heard some women just tell men that for various reasons.

Yeah... some females are tryflin...

This is good and true advice.

Buzkashi wrote:Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.

Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.

Ack, don't be sayin that shit. I like to strap mine on AFTER I've had a little fun. Heh, I'm married, but still, one kid's enough for me, for now.

is this girl on the pill at all? she probably should be if she isnt . that way it's a lot mroe fun and a little more worry free

and now for random bit from delirius (watch the Mr T section, it's hilarious).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btFu7bZ4c2Y&NR=1[/youtube]

I'd love to see him try and do this bit today

Femto wrote:In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.

*sigh*

Can we say Attention whore?

Look, man, don't you have any friends? I mean, real friends?

And guys, seriously, listen to Buz. If you don't know a girl is on the pill, wear that cap. It's not 100%, either, but it's better than nothing.

Brainpiercing wrote:Look, man, don't you have any friends? I mean, real friends?

Hahaha.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

You're digging really deep in that "generic e-retorts" barrel, aren't you?

Femto is gay

Pantera is gay

Starnum=Starlore=Tim Curry

Femto wrote:

Buzkashi wrote:Gotta wear the jimmy cap mayn.

Pussy's evolved. Good ol' coitus interuptus don't work like it used to.

This is the perfect post, right there ladies and gentlemen.

Femto wrote: Hahaha.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

You're digging really deep in that "generic e-retorts" barrel, aren't you?

Uh, yeah, did you like it? Generic retort +1.

Femto wrote:In the old days, this thread would've reached page 5 by now.

*sigh*

Well it's not the old days, and no matter how much you talk about it or claim you're going to stop posting, it won't bring them back.

This thread has made me want to stop posting again.

Cheers.

Why? To be blessed with Buzkashi's guidance is a privilege that is given to few.

Eldo's post was completely worth it though.

It really was.

Best thread of '07.

Worst Member of 07'

shows femto's taste in members (referring to title) .

The mother fucking m0d hand is gone!!!

[youtube]mRuxCs-Ojno[/youtube]

Ya wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you had used that....

You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten laid. Seriously some people

Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?

LordMune wrote:You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten laid. Seriously some people

Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?

Ew, this disqualifies you. Getting laid is the entire purpose of MANkind.

Brainpiercing wrote:Ew, this disqualifies you. Getting laid is the entire purpose of MANkind.

Just ask your parents!

And congratulations Femto!

LordMune wrote:You wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if you hadn't gotten laid. Seriously some people

Is abstinence too good for you kids or something?

I'm almost 17-years-old, and I've never had sex, hell never even kissed a girl. I have other things to do with my youth. I wasted my youth on TV and the internet instead of fucking. And I am more concerned with realizing my dream of being a artist/film-maker than worrying about losing my virginity. Actually, I'm fine with dying without losing it.

Funny, seeing how I'm perverted, but I could care less.

My one true romance is my imagination. There's a love worthy of my time.