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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:59 pm
by Femto
What would Jesus be like on the internet?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:05 am
by Eldo
Femto wrote:What would Jesus be like on the internet?
Instead of turning stones into bread and stuff like that, the miracle worker would turn random files into mp3's and porn. What a saviour.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:08 am
by Femto
Eldo wrote:Instead of turning stones into bread and stuff like that, the miracle worker would turn random files into mp3's and porn. What a saviour.
HAHAHAHAAHAHHA
This thread is fucking gold.
I'm leaving now.
There better be a lot of questions and answers when I come back.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:10 am
by Laik
Dr. Eldo, I was quietly walking down a street when I just snapped and robbed myself. Should I press charges? Is it even illegal?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:13 am
by Eldo
Laik wrote:Dr. Eldo, I was quietly walking down a street when I just snapped and robbed myself. Should I press charges? Is it even illegal?
If you turn yourself in, you would get off with a lighter sentence than concealing that atrocious felony. Otherwise, the cops will beat the shit out of you for a confession anyway.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:23 am
by DarkenRahlX
Should I stick with trying to be an engineer or should I strive to be a rock star?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:24 am
by Eldo
DarkenRahlX wrote:Should I stick with trying to be an engineer or should I strive to be a rock star?
Whatever one keeps your clothes on and not on your boxers.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:28 am
by halfnhalf
who is better.. Vin Diesel or Chuck Norris??
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:34 am
by Eldo
Most researchers tend to side with Vin Diesel, as research suggests that baldness is actually used as a solar power source.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:54 am
by Buzkashi
Why did temptest steal that He Man bit off of vh1?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:58 am
by Femto
Buzkashi wrote:Why did temptest steal that He Man bit off of vh1?
hahahahahahaha
Fucking owned.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:00 am
by Eldo
Buzkashi wrote:Why did temptest steal that He Man bit off of vh1?
Because he thinks he-man's his mommy.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:05 am
by Femto
Why can't I stop posting here?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:47 am
by Kazure
Why do poeple name thier sons Bob?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:52 am
by Ellen
Where can I get a massage?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:06 am
by Oro
Ellen wrote:Where can I get a massage?
Let me guess the answer for this one...
from eldo himself?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:36 am
by Tempest
Buzkashi wrote:Why did temptest steal that He Man bit off of vh1?
I'll take this one:
Because you touch yourself at night.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:12 am
by Starnum
What does flaccinaccipillafinallication mean?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:29 am
by Tempest
Starnum wrote:What does flaccinaccipillafinallication mean?
Nice.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:12 am
by calvin
why isn't weed legalized?
why doesn't it snow in warm weather so we can have the best of both worlds?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:26 am
by Starnum
calvin wrote:why isn't weed legalized?
The government's worried they'll lose money on the deal. 
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:43 am
by calvin
Starnum wrote:calvin wrote:why isn't weed legalized?
The government's worried they'll lose money on the deal.
do they actually make money from it now?
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:49 am
by Starnum
Definitely, they make all kinds of money. The larger the drug bust, the more money they make, and who knows what they do with it behind the scenes.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:56 am
by calvin
well, they can always add crazy-ass tax to it if it were legal. they can tax us for buying it. they can tax the people bring it in from outside, etc.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:02 am
by Starnum
The thing is, it would still be sold on the black market, only then they couldn't do anything to you for having it. So they'd loose money that way.