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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:47 pm
by Femto
Why are Finito's question so lame?
I may have asked this question before, I'm not sure.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:53 pm
by Finito
You didnt but someone else did. Keep digging people
Why are people so jealous of my handsomeness?
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:54 pm
by Femto
You've asked four questions now.
I ask Eldo that he not reply to any of them.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:07 pm
by Eldo
Why do animals get raped so oftenly?
Is walking with your ass full of dirt and tape holding it in safe enough not to get raped in Quebec?
Why do raped people act like they were innocent?
Why are people so jealous of my handsomeness?
There's one universal response to answer all your questions:
42.
Why are Finito's question so lame?
He can't help it that he's desperately seeking medical attention from a certified professional.
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:07 pm
by Shaka Zulu
This is a bit of a cunundrum for me. How did Bush manage to divert the attention from Bin Laden to Saddam so quickly and smoothly? Thats like mindboggling geniality.Baah! And people call him stupid (entirely wrong on that account).
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:14 pm
by isse-pisse-päron-pung
How many sheep does New Zealand have?
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:31 pm
by Eldo
How did Bush manage to divert the attention from Bin Laden to Saddam so quickly and smoothly?
With oil.
How many sheep does New Zealand have?
You mean those that hasn't been sexually violated? Very few, it's like a number of an endangered species close to extinction.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:25 am
by BasouKazuma
If i was a deaf man and I kicked a tree in the groin, when no one else was around, does it make a sound?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:26 am
by Eldo
If i was a deaf man and I kicked a tree in the groin, when no one else was around, does it make a sound?
Yes, it would make a sound of a deaf man who kicked a tree in the groin.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:35 pm
by Finito
Doctor what is the most valuable thing in this world?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:37 pm
by Messatsu
I have this very iregular growth between my legs what should i do ?
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:27 pm
by LordMune
Messatsu wrote:I have this very iregular growth between my legs what should i do ?
O! Ooooo! I know this one! Home surgery.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:24 pm
by Loeviz
LordMune wrote:Messatsu wrote:I have this very iregular growth between my legs what should i do ?
O! Ooooo! I know this one! Home surgery.
LOL
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:25 pm
by MrFelony
did you know that the border patrol calls immigrants from mexico tonks because that is the sound made when you hit them over the head with a flash light? well that and they arent allowed to use the traditional deragatory words
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:34 pm
by Eldo
Doctor what is the most valuable thing in this world?
Gold.
I have this very iregular growth between my legs what should i do ?
Sounds like you have a severe case of Erectile Dysfunction. Fear not, they have pills for that.
did you know that the border patrol calls immigrants from mexico tonks because that is the sound made when you hit them over the head with a flash light?
No. I am not aware of that, it eludes me.
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:39 pm
by Loeviz
Why can´t I ever pay my bills on time?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:03 am
by Eldo
Why can´t I ever pay my bills on time?
You should be able to, I mean, you're basically getting free medical attention from me. Stop trying to cheat the system and take it like a man.
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:07 am
by Rosiel
Are you a glass is half empty or glass is half full guy?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:04 am
by Eldo
Are you a glass is half empty or glass is half full guy?
It's never going to reach half. It's either full or all gone.
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:20 am
by Finito
What is the dirtiest thing that could ever happen?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:07 pm
by Eldo
What is the dirtiest thing that could ever happen?
Falling in a pile of dirt.
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:47 pm
by Rosiel
Why does Pacino always have to yell at people for about four minutes in all of his movies?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:46 pm
by Loeviz
Can you fake a mental disorder so you can get a much lower sentence on a crime youve commited? Or do doctors like you always see whos faking it or not?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:53 pm
by Ruuppa
What is the best way to get a boyfriend?
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:58 pm
by Finito
What is the best way to lose a girlfriend?