Is walking with your ass full of dirt and tape holding it in safe enough not to get raped in Quebec?
Why do raped people act like they were innocent?
Why are people so jealous of my handsomeness?
There's one universal response to answer all your questions:
42.
Why are Finito's question so lame?
He can't help it that he's desperately seeking medical attention from a certified professional.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
This is a bit of a cunundrum for me. How did Bush manage to divert the attention from Bin Laden to Saddam so quickly and smoothly? Thats like mindboggling geniality.Baah! And people call him stupid (entirely wrong on that account).
Until the lion learns to speak, the tales of the hunt will be(weak) told by the hunter
How did Bush manage to divert the attention from Bin Laden to Saddam so quickly and smoothly?
With oil.
How many sheep does New Zealand have?
You mean those that hasn't been sexually violated? Very few, it's like a number of an endangered species close to extinction.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
If i was a deaf man and I kicked a tree in the groin, when no one else was around, does it make a sound?
Yes, it would make a sound of a deaf man who kicked a tree in the groin.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
did you know that the border patrol calls immigrants from mexico tonks because that is the sound made when you hit them over the head with a flash light? well that and they arent allowed to use the traditional deragatory words
Doctor what is the most valuable thing in this world?
Gold.
I have this very iregular growth between my legs what should i do ?
Sounds like you have a severe case of Erectile Dysfunction. Fear not, they have pills for that.
did you know that the border patrol calls immigrants from mexico tonks because that is the sound made when you hit them over the head with a flash light?
No. I am not aware of that, it eludes me.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
You should be able to, I mean, you're basically getting free medical attention from me. Stop trying to cheat the system and take it like a man.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Are you a glass is half empty or glass is half full guy?
It's never going to reach half. It's either full or all gone.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
What is the dirtiest thing that could ever happen?
Falling in a pile of dirt.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Can you fake a mental disorder so you can get a much lower sentence on a crime youve commited? Or do doctors like you always see whos faking it or not?
\"No Sane man will dance.\"
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)
