WORST THREAD EVER,RELATING BERSERK!!

Post by **RedEyes** » Thu May 19, 2005 5:17 am

Oceans Eleven vs Akatsuki

ANBU vs Delta Force
Wolverine vs Guts

Silver Surfer vs Goku

I have to admit that these guys are creative in a weird way...

Post by **Eldo** » Thu May 19, 2005 5:32 am

Now that you mention it, we do have our own 'forum' for versus threads. It's called the Interstice.

I don't think I'll ever get anything off narutofan ever again...I'm cutting off all ties with them, heh...

Post by **RedEyes** » Thu May 19, 2005 5:52 am

Eldo vs narutofan

Now that you mention it, we do have our own 'forum' for versus threads. It's called the Interstice.

maybe, we should lure them to feed the Interstice

Post by **Necromancer** » Thu May 19, 2005 8:54 pm

i think this has been done b4 and alucard would easily win.....he cant die."

Bah, as if the demons Guts slays are this easy to kill. Guts would find a way to kill him.

All this N00bish fools!

Post by **MrFelony** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:11 pm

heh i loved hte "Eating vs Sleeping" and "David Bowie vs anyone"

Post by **RedEyes** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:18 pm

OMFG !!! From Wolverine vs. Guts thread:

So Gutts may or may not be able to cut through Wolverine's skeleton.
No, he cannot. There is no may or may not about it, he can't. The Hulk is RIDICULOUSLY stronger than anyone Guts has even dreamed of, and at best he bent it a little. Adamantium is invincible, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I don't care if he tore Corundum with his little pinkey, adamantium is another ballgame. It is one of those laws of physics.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
PV=nRT
V=IR
Fg=gm1m2/r^2
Adamantium is invincible.

So if you see Guts somehow make a Resistor of 50 Ohms with a voltage of 50 Volts have a different current than 1 Amp, I'll believe he can cut through adamantium. It is a fictional metal, obviously. Just because the name is similar to a real one doesn't matter. I don't argue Guts is just a pile of organs and blood, therefore he can't fight.

oh, yeah baby...

Post by **Femto** » Fri May 20, 2005 12:29 am

RedEyes wrote:http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=34929

Alucard vs. Guts

I knew that somebody would eventually do this...

Holy fucking god...

A whole forum about versus threads. Narutofan has hit a new low.

Post by **Buzkashi** » Fri May 20, 2005 1:00 am

OH no i cant believe narutofan allows this , i mean there credibility as a forum is "sooooo gooood"

Post by **MrFelony** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:36 am

well if you think about it, it atleasts concentrates teh noob threads to one place...

Post by **Sortep** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:40 am

wow... i leave for a bit and naruto fan does it again... though they should all be destroyed... better they go there than clog up mindwerks

Post by **Eldo** » Fri May 20, 2005 9:51 am

So Gutts may or may not be able to cut through Wolverine's skeleton.
No, he cannot. There is no may or may not about it, he can't. The Hulk is RIDICULOUSLY stronger than anyone Guts has even dreamed of, and at best he bent it a little. Adamantium is invincible, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I don't care if he tore Corundum with his little pinkey, adamantium is another ballgame. It is one of those laws of physics.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
PV=nRT
V=IR
Fg=gm1m2/r^2
Adamantium is invincible.

So if you see Guts somehow make a Resistor of 50 Ohms with a voltage of 50 Volts have a different current than 1 Amp, I'll believe he can cut through adamantium. It is a fictional metal, obviously. Just because the name is similar to a real one doesn't matter. I don't argue Guts is just a pile of organs and blood, therefore he can't fight.

Don't see how ideal gas law, Ohm's law, and Newton's law of Universal Graviation has ANYTHING to do with Guts VS Wolverine. I remember those formulas from my highschool physics years. The poster sounds like a highschooler who thinks typing BS and supporting his argument with totally irrelvant physics formulas can somehow strengthen his agrument on Wolverine beating Guts.

Post by **Starnum** » Fri May 20, 2005 12:15 pm

We don't really discuss that kind of crap (vs. threads) here anyway, so who cares. Not me, that's for sure.

Post by **psi29a** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:03 pm

Drop the vs. talk or I'll drop you. MMmm kay, thanks.

Post by **Sandman** » Fri May 20, 2005 5:43 pm

Lock it up guys before THIS becomes the worse thread about berserk.

Post by **Necromancer** » Fri May 20, 2005 8:52 pm

Whats so bad about getting on topic?

Post by **InsaneNoodlyGuy** » Tue May 24, 2005 1:44 pm

ZOmg Gatts would totally beat Neo in a fight yo!

Post by **kamiboy** » Tue May 24, 2005 4:26 pm

Adamantium might be unbreakable but it can be melted. So if, say, Guts and Wolvy were duking it out on top of a active volcano or maybe by a lake of hellfire in, oh I don't know, hell?, then Wolvy would be in a heap of trouble. Obviously Guts is the superior fighter, there is really no argument there, so once Guts hands Wolvy his ass by delivering it and the rest of him into the ever burning flames of the "Hot enough for you?" choice location of not-so-damn-comfortable warmth then the deal is pretty much sealed, as is Wolvy's fate. If, in the unlikely event that someone should present the wonderful counter point that Wolvy's Adamantium skeleton only melts at extremely high temperatures then all is not yet lost.

See, Wolvy's skeleton might be as comfy in a pool of lava or lake of inferno as a baby in a tub 'o lukewarm water, but I bet Wolvy himself will not notice the heroic resilience of his skeleton towards the red element as he would no doubt be too busy screaming things like: "Oh god make it stop!", "It burns, it burns, it buuuuurns!" and the timeless classic "aaaaaaargh!". Cause you can bank on that the choice source of searing heat will eat trough Wolvy's flesh faster than the fat kid everyone picks on in class gobbles down a box twinkies to quench the pain of his soul slowly dying. For the less technically minded among you that would be faster than Wolvy's miraculous healing powers can regenerate him.

So in a matter of seconds all that remains of Wolvy-san is a hardly used, nice looking, shiny and very well kept skeleton (honestly, it has no scratches or anything). Guts can then fish it out of whatever final destination he chose for Wolvy and carry it home to hang on the proverbial mantelpiece as a pretty spiffy looking trophy or maybe even give it to his smith ex-hawks friend to fashion into a new tool of death to be feared by the disciples and Godhand alike.

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Sorry I didn't know about the general feeling of revulsion towards VS threads. I only wanted to post a rebuttal to the rubbish posted in Naruto fans forum which you guys seemed not too happy about. Anywaste, this post was meant as a hit and run post but you didn't have a guest account I could use to post so I had to register. I have no plans of posting here anymore.

Post by **Femto** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:33 pm

kamiboy wrote:Adamantium might be unbreakable but it can be melted. So if, say, Guts and Wolvy were duking it out on top of a active volcano or maybe by a lake of hellfire in, oh I don't know, hell?, then Wolvy would be in a heap of trouble. Obviously Guts is the superior fighter, there is really no argument there, so once Guts hands Wolvy his ass by delivering it and the rest of him into the ever burning flames of the "Hot enough for you?" choice location of not-so-damn-comfortable warmth then the deal is pretty much sealed, as is Wolvy's fate. If, in the unlikely event that someone should present the wonderful counter point that Wolvy's Adamantium skeleton only melts at extremely high temperatures then all is not yet lost.

See, Wolvy's skeleton might be as comfy in a pool of lava or lake of inferno as a baby in a tub 'o lukewarm water, but I bet Wolvy himself will not notice the heroic resilience of his skeleton towards the red element as he would no doubt be too busy screaming things like: "Oh god make it stop!", "It burns, it burns, it buuuuurns!" and the timeless classic "aaaaaaargh!". Cause you can bank on that the choice source of searing heat will eat trough Wolvy's flesh faster than the fat kid everyone picks on in class gobbles down a box twinkies to quench the pain of his soul slowly dying. For the less technically minded among you that would be faster than Wolvy's miraculous healing powers can regenerate him.

So in a matter of seconds all that remains of Wolvy-san is a hardly used, nice looking, shiny and very well kept skeleton (honestly, it has no scratches or anything). Guts can then fish it out of whatever final destination he chose for Wolvy and carry it home to hang on the proverbial mantelpiece as a pretty spiffy looking trophy or maybe even give it to his smith ex-hawks friend to fashion into a new tool of death to be feared by the disciples and Godhand alike.

You just wasted 3-6 minutes of your life typing that post because, frankly, nobody here gives two shits about vs. threads. Your points may or may not be valid, but no one will care enough to read through them. We hate vs. threads so much here that our very own forum Rules and Guidelines mentions them. If you want to talk about how much stronger Wolverine or Hulk or Guts or Naruto or whoever the fuck is, then you can go to Narutofans to do it, I hear they have a forum dedicated to that shit.

Welcome to the boards.

Post by **CladInShadows** » Tue May 24, 2005 11:17 pm

LordMune wrote:
Tempest wrote:"Forces" Pwnz j00!
IMHO, Forces and Gattsu are the only two songs worth listening to on that soundtrack. But they do rock, incredibly so.

I think Behelit's pretty good as well, and to erm tempest, what i was listening to fit the violence of the manga... XDDDD

Post by **Buzkashi** » Wed May 25, 2005 1:41 am

kamiboy wrote:Adamantium might be unbreakable but it can be melted. So if, say, Guts and Wolvy were duking it out on top of a active volcano or maybe by a lake of hellfire in, oh I don't know, hell?, then Wolvy would be in a heap of trouble. Obviously Guts is the superior fighter, there is really no argument there, so once Guts hands Wolvy his ass by delivering it and the rest of him into the ever burning flames of the "Hot enough for you?" choice location of not-so-damn-comfortable warmth then the deal is pretty much sealed, as is Wolvy's fate. If, in the unlikely event that someone should present the wonderful counter point that Wolvy's Adamantium skeleton only melts at extremely high temperatures then all is not yet lost.

See, Wolvy's skeleton might be as comfy in a pool of lava or lake of inferno as a baby in a tub 'o lukewarm water, but I bet Wolvy himself will not notice the heroic resilience of his skeleton towards the red element as he would no doubt be too busy screaming things like: "Oh god make it stop!", "It burns, it burns, it buuuuurns!" and the timeless classic "aaaaaaargh!". Cause you can bank on that the choice source of searing heat will eat trough Wolvy's flesh faster than the fat kid everyone picks on in class gobbles down a box twinkies to quench the pain of his soul slowly dying. For the less technically minded among you that would be faster than Wolvy's miraculous healing powers can regenerate him.

So in a matter of seconds all that remains of Wolvy-san is a hardly used, nice looking, shiny and very well kept skeleton (honestly, it has no scratches or anything). Guts can then fish it out of whatever final destination he chose for Wolvy and carry it home to hang on the proverbial mantelpiece as a pretty spiffy looking trophy or maybe even give it to his smith ex-hawks friend to fashion into a new tool of death to be feared by the disciples and Godhand alike.

Oh come on now. You wasted your first post. No one cares about vs. threads. And the people that care about vs. threads....well i dont care about them!

Post by **psi29a** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:26 am

alrighty.. I'll fix this

Next person to post a vs. post, even as a joke will be banned, till... i remember to unban them. ^_^ Problem solved!

My stance on vs. crap is outlined in the guidelines. I suggest those unfamiliar with it to read up. Thanks.

Post by **dos.azn** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:27 pm

berserk is cool

Post by **Necromancer** » Wed May 25, 2005 10:09 pm

You repeat yourself Dos.

Post by **dos.azn** » Thu May 26, 2005 2:22 am

well i skipped a day of posting on this forum, and i return to see a lot has been posted since my last visit. so instead of reading all that crap, mr. lazy dos jus says some random shit like "berserk is cool" to start up a different conversation where he can know whats going on

Post by **Buzkashi** » Thu May 26, 2005 3:34 am

dos.azn wrote:well i skipped a day of posting on this forum, and i return to see a lot has been posted since my last visit. so instead of reading all that crap, mr. lazy dos jus says some random shit like "berserk is cool" to start up a different conversation where he can know whats going on

Thats the gook genius!!