Evil Genius

The Prince wrote:Nothing like having a retarded kid who can fly.....


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psi29a wrote:

The Prince wrote:Nothing like having a retarded kid who can fly.....


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Don't mess with perfection.

The Prince wrote:

psi29a wrote:

The Prince wrote:Nothing like having a retarded kid who can fly.....


Edit: Is it me or is this site having technical issues. Are you guys doing updates?

I'm doing updates.

Don't mess with perfection.

Evolutionary process.

Besides, there where bugs that needed to be squashed.

I meant inbreeding. But, sex is in essence a means to an end which is reproduction, so ... Anyways, I know that Magnifico's brother is next in line to the Papacy, which would make sense why he would be in an incestual homoerotic orgy. All of the papal guys want to do it you know. Though, when that old guy who is in love with Griffith dies I guess that means he'll be the next pope. Whoa, after all of the macinations run through in my head ... Griffith is going to have sex with Farnese. We all know how impressionable she is. Just like Charlotte.

psi29a wrote: Leavitt has argued that inbreeding in small populations can have long-term positive effects: "small inbreeding populations, while initially increasing their chances for harmful homozygotic recessive pairings on a locus, will quickly eliminate such genes from their breeding pools, thus reducing their genetic loads". (Leavitt 1990, p. 974.)

Well yeah but that also makes a small population even smaller, doesn't it? Also you have pure homozygotic dominant individuals, so if the environment changes and the recessive allele or even the heterozygote does confer some sort of advantage (ie: carriers of sickle cell anemia in areas with malaria don't suffer from the disease, but still have immunity from malaria like those who are affected by sickle cell anemia), That population is screwed. I guess if the environment remains stable it's no problem, but the population itself is at more of a risk than an interbreeding population.

Anyways...

Skull Knight will die due to osteoporosis. I mean c'mon, if he's Gaiseric, he's over 1000 years old and all he eats are behelits...

dialdfordesi wrote:

psi29a wrote: Anyways...

Skull Knight will die due to osteoporosis. I mean c'mon, if he's Gaiseric, he's over 1000 years old and all he eats are behelits...

But behelits are an excellent source of calcium. Everybody knows that.

Well I figured they were more for hydration since they are made from an apostle's tears.

Quality of discussion here rivals most 'serious' threads.



I'm not sure if that is a good thing or not...

What are you people talking about?
Behelits are obviously made of stone!! Strange, eyed, living stone, but stone still.
SK probably has all kinds of nutritional problems, but he has those problems because of a deficit of organic nutrients.
Protein, lipids, carbohydrates, thats what his diet lacks.

My guess is that, in the last fight, when he is about to deal his finishing blow to Void, his arm will not move. He will say something like this: "No, for fucks sake, not now!!......I knew I should have eaten more vegetables like my mom told me to!!"
Spiderman will then enter the scenario and will stare at the screen, saying: "and thats what happens if you don't eat your broccolli!! Listen to your Mom, you little fucker!! If you want to be like me, you have to live healthily"


PD: Ah.....thats a relief.....this thread was becoming excessively smart for one that has the word "stupid" in its title.

Rolos wrote:What are you people talking about?
Behelits are obviously made of stone!! Strange, eyed, living stone, but stone still.
SK probably has all kinds of nutritional problems, but he has those problems because of a deficit of organic nutrients.
Protein, lipids, carbohydrates, thats what his diet lacks.

My guess is that, in the last fight, when he is about to deal his finishing blow to Void, his arm will not move. He will say something like this: "No, for fucks sake, not now!!......I knew I should have eaten more vegetables like my mom told me to!!"
Spiderman will then enter the scenario and will stare at the screen, saying: "and thats what happens if you don't eat your broccolli!! Listen to your Mom, you little fucker!! If you want to be like me, you have to live healthily"


PD: Ah.....thats a relief.....this thread was becoming excessively smart for one that has the word "stupid" in its title.

Every time a God Hand member takes a dumb, a new behelit is formed. That is why its so sad looking and cries all the time.

*closest thing to a crying behelit smiley I could find*

Ganishka finally takes Charlotte away from Griffith. He does it by using this approach

Dammit Prince!!! Stop Seinfielding me!!! At first I loved the fucking picture, but now you use it as your answer to everything I say!!

You know what? its payback time!!

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Pd: Gutts will die from AIDS, which he contracted back in the first volume......



It was so obvious......he should have used protection.

When Guts realizes he has AIDS, he's just going to screw as many demons as possible...

Even if they are male?

I think everyones going to die. Every single last person just ... drops dead. No explanation, nothing gets resolved, no one elopes, no one has sex, they all just die. The End.

Amazing Amanda wrote:I think everyones going to die. Every single last person just ... drops dead. No explanation, nothing gets resolved, no one elopes, no one has sex, they all just die. The End.

And then you search for the 7 balls of the dragon and resurrect everyone. It's kinda of reset switch that forces Guts, Caska and Co. to suffer the same thing over and over again.

you read my mind!

Death&Rebirth wrote:

Amazing Amanda wrote:I think everyones going to die. Every single last person just ... drops dead. No explanation, nothing gets resolved, no one elopes, no one has sex, they all just die. The End.

And then you search for the 7 balls of the dragon and resurrect everyone. It's kinda of reset switch that forces Guts, Caska and Co. to suffer the same thing over and over again.

Better yet, after Guts finally manages to kill Griffith, he realizes it wasn't enough, so he uses the Dragon balls to bring Griffith back to life. Then he kills him again. Then he brings him back to life. And kills him again. And this cycle just keeps endlessly repeating, until the dragon gets fed up, and decides to kill everyone (which is how Amanda's ending comes about).

Istvan wrote: Better yet, after Guts finally manages to kill Griffith, he realizes it wasn't enough, so he uses the Dragon balls to bring Griffith back to life. Then he kills him again. Then he brings him back to life. And kills him again. And this cycle just keeps endlessly repeating, until the dragon gets fed up, and decides to kill everyone (which is how Amanda's ending comes about).

Yaaay team work!
I love the expansion of my theory.

You know, the only form of a condom back in the time of Berserk would have been sheep intestines. They can also be used for sausages. Anyways, that scene has always confused me. Why was Guts fucking a demon chick? As the rest of the story plays out it makes little sense. Especially if you read it chronologically, this is after he's been with Casca and he's still technically in love with her ... but she is brain dead ... argh Guts, even Griffith has an easier sexuality to explain!

The Herald wrote:argh Guts, even Griffith has an easier sexuality to explain!

I bet that Griffith it's jealous and wants Guts so bad (crossing-over with Berserk Abridged)...

The Herald wrote:You know, the only form of a condom back in the time of Berserk would have been sheep intestines. They can also be used for sausages. Anyways, that scene has always confused me. Why was Guts fucking a demon chick? As the rest of the story plays out it makes little sense. Especially if you read it chronologically, this is after he's been with Casca and he's still technically in love with her ... but she is brain dead ... argh Guts, even Griffith has an easier sexuality to explain!

Moreover they both knows each other identity (even if Guts looks like he wasn't aware of it) ... So once again why? Easy kill or Guts is simply some kind of pervert;p?

Shiva wrote:

The Herald wrote:You know, the only form of a condom back in the time of Berserk would have been sheep intestines. They can also be used for sausages. Anyways, that scene has always confused me. Why was Guts fucking a demon chick? As the rest of the story plays out it makes little sense. Especially if you read it chronologically, this is after he's been with Casca and he's still technically in love with her ... but she is brain dead ... argh Guts, even Griffith has an easier sexuality to explain!

Moreover they both knows each other identity (even if Guts looks like he wasn't aware of it) ... So once again why? Easy kill or Guts is simply some kind of pervert;p?

Sometimes a guy need to loose some steam and it seems Guts isn't much into screwing brain-dead chicks (unless himself possessed).

That apostle didn't know who Gutts was.
Judging from the way she killed Corkus, her modus operandi was pretty simple.
To appear in the middle of nowhere as a naked blond chick "literally" asking to be fucked. And once the guy who fell victim of her trap was...ehem.."busy", she ate him.
Gutts probably realized who she was and, pretending to have fallen for her like anyone else, killed her when she less expected it.

Of course, thats the normal explanation. the "stupid theories thread" explanation is that Gutts was...........practicing.

Read this and you will understand.

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