Evil Genius

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:49 am**

hmm I almost forgot about the mysterious kid. *thinks* Who knows. *shruggs*

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 8:48 am**

Arresty wrote:Another stupid theory back on topic. Guts and them arrive at Elfhelm to meet Starnum the Elven King.

Score! Good one Arresty, I love it!

By the way, the mysterious kid is Gatts and Casca's son. I'd bet money on it!

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:41 am**

Yeah, I think so too. That kid's probably playing the role of the guardian angel, like he did before protecting Casca. Muira's got a lot of explaining to do...

Another stupid theory back on topic. Guts and them arrive at Elfhelm to meet Starnum the Elven King.

Now that's the craziest theory so far

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:07 am**

Eldo wrote:Yeah, I think so too. That kid's probably playing the role of the guardian angel, like he did before protecting Casca. Muira's got a lot of explaining to do...

Another stupid theory back on topic. Guts and them arrive at Elfhelm to meet Starnum the Elven King.
Now that's the craziest theory so far

Oh, but its so appropriate. I can see it happening now.

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:03 am**

Oh I can imagine Muira coming to these forum and thinking: "A Starnum Elven King? Great idea! I'll just ingenuously call him Munrats, and copyright it and trademark it."

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:08 pm**

Eldo wrote:Oh I can imagine Muira coming to these forum and thinking: "A Starnum Elven King? Great idea! I'll just ingenuously call him Munrats, and copyright it and trademark it."

Even better. Now we are talking.

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 4:42 pm**

Starnum wrote:By the way, the mysterious kid is Gatts and Casca's son. I'd bet money on it! [/color]

Oo yeah that isn't ruled out as well but.... Didn't Griff take the child's body?

*sigh* I don't have to energy to look throught this stuff.

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:21 pm**

Grahf wrote:
Starnum wrote:By the way, the mysterious kid is Gatts and Casca's son. I'd bet money on it!
Oo yeah that isn't ruled out as well but.... Didn't Griff take the child's body? *sigh* I don't have to energy to look throught this stuff.

Yes Griffith did use the child's body, but Starnum as well as many other people including me, feel that some how or the other that is their child. Casca has the draw to it has she did to their child. Also he was able to pull Guts back from berserk mode, no normal child could do that, when he was about to attack Casca and them. After that he just disappeared. Odds are is he is their child, just how he got a real human body, after loosing his demon body we will never know.

But lets stop this here, because this is way off topic since it is an intelligent theory and this is supposed to be full of stupid theories.

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:27 pm**

Well, I wanna add one last thought to that...
Maybe Griffith used the tainted demon part of that Child to make his new body...
But not the rest of it...

On another note, how much do you guys think Gatts can bench?

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:11 am**

I think they would have to create a new bar for gutts. The normal ones wouldnt be able to hold enough weight for Gutts to use. And im serious bout that too.

But since Gutts has a white spot on his hair and hes ears are pointy I guess hed be able to bench a bagillion.

And thats not counting if he uses the behelit!11!!

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:17 am**

Buzkashi wrote:And thats not counting if he uses the behelit!11!!

You should die a painful death for that.

But this is the place to post it so I will let it slide.

Guts decides to throw away revenge and signs up for the midland Olympic weight lifting team. He then wins the gold medal in weightlifting.

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:25 am**

YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT GET IT!!!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:28 am**

Don't you mean

YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT GET IT!111!1!

Posted: **Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:54 am**

Haha, yead, he'd be pretty beasty.
I saw this guy who'd be about Gatts' build...I think He was maxin like...800-900, I can't remember exactly.

It was insane, but I'd put Gatts around that level.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:06 am**

Gutts isnt just strong. Hes an athlete. He has endurance, agility, strength and speed. So its really futile to compare him to real humans. Unless you believe Neitzche's teachings and think a "superman" will come along.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:55 am**

Actually, you know, putting me in Berserk wouldn’t be a very good idea, as I could slay all of the characters at once, without even trying. I exist on a whole other level than the Berserk crew. The crossover just wouldn’t work very well. It would be like putting Goku in the series, and we all know that is a bad idea. By the way, I’m stronger than Goku too. Heh, I’m not just making this up by the way. We’re talking eleven years off hard-core role-playing to achieve this kind of godly level.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:18 am**

Damn, no wonder you are so powerful. But you would be stripped of all those powers and shrunk down to size. You would be a mini siphoroth with pointy ears and no clothes.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:25 am**

Wow, that sounds like a nightmare.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:30 am**

Arresty wrote:But you would be stripped of all those powers and shrunk down to size. You would be a mini siphoroth with pointy ears and no clothes.

WTF?!

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:32 am**

Yeah, except I dress differently, have more armor, and don’t use a nodachi. I use a broadsword, which can evolve and get bigger. In it’s ultimate form it’s a great sword like the Dragon Slayer, only more elaborate looking.

Oh, and I’m not The King of ALL Elves. I’m just an elven king. For The King of all Elves, please see Oberon.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:34 am**

Starnum wrote:Yeah, except I dress differently, have more armor, and don’t use a nodachi. I use a broadsword, which can evolve and get bigger. In it’s ultimate form it’s a great sword like the dragon slayer, only more elaborate looking.

Oh, and I’m not the king of all elves. I’m just an elven king. For the king of all elves, please see Oberon.

LOL

Do you want me to edit that pic, or...?

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:44 am**

To those of you who think it's l33t having Starnum in Berserk, I have to say this to you: BIG DEAL. I'm in Berserk all the fucking time. I have the privilege to assist Mr. Muira in his work. I'm a cameo for some of his scenes. I can be seen in these pics:

Sometimes, when he's short of people, I wear da monster suits as well.

As for the second monster pic, no females were hurt in or for the production of that particular scene. I can assure you. We all wore condoms.

You can catch me in some other scenes in the manga as well.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:47 am**

Hey, if you want to edit that pic, that'd be fine, but I don't think you could actually make it look right, not knowing how my armor and sword look. *Shrugs*

Anyway, that last post with you being the extras was really funny. Great stuff man, I really got a kick out of that gag.

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:55 am**

Good stuff man.

'da monster suits'.... hehehe

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:59 am**

Starnum wrote:Hey, if you want to edit that pic, that'd be fine, but I don't think you could actually make it look right, not knowing how my armor and sword look. *Shrugs*

Yeah, I'm not sure if I could portray those aspects perfectly, so I decided that to drop it

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As for the cameo action, it was good fun! I was laughing the whole way!

Evil Genius

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