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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:13 pm
by Femto
Are you being overwhelmed by all these members seeking enlightenment?

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:26 pm
by MrFelony
why are the premium rubber bands sitting on my table named Quill?

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:34 pm
by Saiyah
Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:46 pm
by Kazure
Why isn't Tony The Tiger the world commanding dictator?

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:48 pm
by Devil_Dante
How come maddox succeeded in comparing Bush with some tic tacs?

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:04 pm
by Eldo
Is the guy crying on your sig? if yes why? If not what is he doing then?
No. He's sitting in a boat, looking up at the sky.
Why do people lose their hairs and turn ball?
Um, ball, that's because, they like balls and pull their hair out of it.
Whats the default skin color of Micheal Jackson's kid?
It doesn't matter if it's black or white.
Are you being overwhelmed by all these members seeking enlightenment?
Yes. It just shows how many troubled people in such of help there are.
why are the premium rubber bands sitting on my table named Quill?
The person who put it there left it there.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
A respectable man of course. Like father like son.
Why isn't Tony The Tiger the world commanding dictator?
Because you dickheads voted for Bush.
How come maddox succeeded in comparing Bush with some tic tacs?
They're both white and have no brains.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:33 pm
by halfnhalf
why the fuck cant i get in the chat room????

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:33 pm
by Rosiel
Whos a better actor, Gene Hackmen or Michael Caine?

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:08 am
by Starnum
Why do some people constantly stay logged in to their instant message clients, even though they're rarely around to talk to anyone?

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:59 am
by Eldo
why the fuck cant i get in the chat room????
Because you're a fucking retard.
Whos a better actor, Gene Hackmen or Michael Caine?
Michael Caine.
Why do some people constantly stay logged in to their instant message clients, even though they're rarely around to talk to anyone?
That sounds like me. I guess they just forget to turn it off.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:52 am
by Rosiel
Would you sleep with this woman?

Image

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:59 am
by Eldo
Would you sleep with this woman?

Image
No.

But for charity, yes.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:11 pm
by psi29a
Starnum wrote:Why do some people constantly stay logged in to their instant message clients, even though they're rarely around to talk to anyone?
Because I leave it up as a pager service, sometimes I'm not around but at least you can leave a message. Lemme guess, you are one of those people that can't stand to leave a message on voice mail. :P

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:40 pm
by Libaax
:holycrap:

Eldo something is wrong with you how can Caine be better than Gene Hackman??

And you wouldnt sleep with the cute girl,something is amiss here.....

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:50 pm
by LordMune
Dr. Eldo, what the fuck?
Answer plz.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:27 pm
by Devil_Dante
Libaax wrote::holycrap:

Eldo something is wrong with you how can Caine be better than Gene Hackman??

And you wouldnt sleep with the cute girl,something is amiss here.....
It's a doll not a girl (thats what I think)

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:31 pm
by Eldo
Eldo something is wrong with you how can Caine be better than Gene Hackman??
Because I liked Caine in Get Carter (original) and his role as Alfred in Batman Begins. And Gene Hackman always looks angry in his movie roles.
And you wouldnt sleep with the cute girl
When I'm drunk, sure, but I have standards normally. Look carefully, that's not really 'cute', it's just the dressup and makeup and shit that's misleading, maybe it's because she's cosplaying or something. Splash some water on her and she will dissolve. Think 'outpostnine'.
Dr. Eldo, what the fuck?
Not with you, I'm afraid.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:08 pm
by LordMune
Eldo wrote:Not with you, I'm afraid.
Image

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:43 pm
by Starnum
psi29a wrote:
Starnum wrote:Why do some people constantly stay logged in to their instant message clients, even though they're rarely around to talk to anyone?
Because I leave it up as a pager service, sometimes I'm not around but at least you can leave a message. Lemme guess, you are one of those people that can't stand to leave a message on voice mail. :P
Oh, well that's a good reason. I don't mind leaving people messages. It's when they never get back to me, that I stop leaving them. Not that you're guilty of that by any means. You do a good job man, and it's appreciated. ;)

Dr. Eldo, how come the spell check doesn't recognize the word, "I'm". Now that's just weird.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:14 pm
by Eldo
Starnum wrote:Dr. Eldo, how come the spell check doesn't recognize the word, "I'm". Now that's just weird.
I blame it on the AI. Since AI is gradually developing itself, it's spell check thinks it's too good to recognise 'I'm'. The fucking arrogance of AI.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:02 pm
by psi29a
I'm is a contraction of I am. phpSpell uses a US dictionary of words and uses mysql to do a soundex comparison (how it sounds) so it can offer options to you if you spelt the word wrong. The letter ' is not pronouncable thus making it weird and fails. Not a bug, in that it can't make the comparison to the ' thus flagging it as a misspelling of something. Adding ' support might come later depending on the quality of phpSpell.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:01 am
by Starnum
Who would win in this fight: Starnum vs. Vegeto

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:26 am
by Rosiel
Starnum wrote:Who would win in this fight: Starnum vs. Vegeto
Oh no, a vs! My eyes burn and my mind spins! Oh sweet Lucifer, how you tempt us mortals! Did not Adam and Eve eat the sacred fruit? Oh woe is me, and history shall repeat itself! Who will win in a fight, Goku or Guts? O how i have fallen! (Don't anwser that Dr. Eldo) May we be forgiven for are sins. Another? Femto vs Lord Mune? I need to cure myself. I need to wash away these sins. I need to get porn. If you will excuse me, i need to look over very important documents on my computer, very important. :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:46 pm
by Eldo
Who would win in this fight: Starnum vs. Vegeto
Versus battles are totally uncool, man. I ain't gamefaqs or narutofan.
Femto vs Lord Mune?
Whoever wins, I lose. The angry homosexual will win.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:55 pm
by Femto
Eldo wrote:Whoever wins, I lose. The angry homosexual will win.
hahahahahahaha

You're a crazy man, Eldo.

A fucking crazy man.