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Are you being overwhelmed by all these members seeking enlightenment?
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why are the premium rubber bands sitting on my table named Quill?
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Nah, It's not true.
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Why isn't Tony The Tiger the world commanding dictator?
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How come maddox succeeded in comparing Bush with some tic tacs?
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Is the guy crying on your sig? if yes why? If not what is he doing then?
No. He's sitting in a boat, looking up at the sky.
Why do people lose their hairs and turn ball?
Um, ball, that's because, they like balls and pull their hair out of it.
Whats the default skin color of Micheal Jackson's kid?
It doesn't matter if it's black or white.
Are you being overwhelmed by all these members seeking enlightenment?
Yes. It just shows how many troubled people in such of help there are.
why are the premium rubber bands sitting on my table named Quill?
The person who put it there left it there.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
A respectable man of course. Like father like son.
Why isn't Tony The Tiger the world commanding dictator?
Because you dickheads voted for Bush.
How come maddox succeeded in comparing Bush with some tic tacs?
They're both white and have no brains.
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why the fuck cant i get in the chat room????
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Whos a better actor, Gene Hackmen or Michael Caine?
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Why do some people constantly stay logged in to their instant message clients, even though they're rarely around to talk to anyone?
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why the fuck cant i get in the chat room????
Because you're a fucking retard.
Whos a better actor, Gene Hackmen or Michael Caine?
Michael Caine.
Why do some people constantly stay logged in to their instant message clients, even though they're rarely around to talk to anyone?
That sounds like me. I guess they just forget to turn it off.
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Would you sleep with this woman?

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Would you sleep with this woman?

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No.

But for charity, yes.
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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Starnum wrote:Why do some people constantly stay logged in to their instant message clients, even though they're rarely around to talk to anyone?
Because I leave it up as a pager service, sometimes I'm not around but at least you can leave a message. Lemme guess, you are one of those people that can't stand to leave a message on voice mail. :P
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Post by Libaax »

:holycrap:

Eldo something is wrong with you how can Caine be better than Gene Hackman??

And you wouldnt sleep with the cute girl,something is amiss here.....
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Dr. Eldo, what the fuck?
Answer plz.
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Post by Devil_Dante »

Libaax wrote::holycrap:

Eldo something is wrong with you how can Caine be better than Gene Hackman??

And you wouldnt sleep with the cute girl,something is amiss here.....
It's a doll not a girl (thats what I think)
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Eldo something is wrong with you how can Caine be better than Gene Hackman??
Because I liked Caine in Get Carter (original) and his role as Alfred in Batman Begins. And Gene Hackman always looks angry in his movie roles.
And you wouldnt sleep with the cute girl
When I'm drunk, sure, but I have standards normally. Look carefully, that's not really 'cute', it's just the dressup and makeup and shit that's misleading, maybe it's because she's cosplaying or something. Splash some water on her and she will dissolve. Think 'outpostnine'.
Dr. Eldo, what the fuck?
Not with you, I'm afraid.
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Eldo wrote:Not with you, I'm afraid.
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psi29a wrote:
Starnum wrote:Why do some people constantly stay logged in to their instant message clients, even though they're rarely around to talk to anyone?
Because I leave it up as a pager service, sometimes I'm not around but at least you can leave a message. Lemme guess, you are one of those people that can't stand to leave a message on voice mail. :P
Oh, well that's a good reason. I don't mind leaving people messages. It's when they never get back to me, that I stop leaving them. Not that you're guilty of that by any means. You do a good job man, and it's appreciated. ;)

Dr. Eldo, how come the spell check doesn't recognize the word, "I'm". Now that's just weird.
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Starnum wrote:Dr. Eldo, how come the spell check doesn't recognize the word, "I'm". Now that's just weird.
I blame it on the AI. Since AI is gradually developing itself, it's spell check thinks it's too good to recognise 'I'm'. The fucking arrogance of AI.
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I'm is a contraction of I am. phpSpell uses a US dictionary of words and uses mysql to do a soundex comparison (how it sounds) so it can offer options to you if you spelt the word wrong. The letter ' is not pronouncable thus making it weird and fails. Not a bug, in that it can't make the comparison to the ' thus flagging it as a misspelling of something. Adding ' support might come later depending on the quality of phpSpell.
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Who would win in this fight: Starnum vs. Vegeto
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Starnum wrote:Who would win in this fight: Starnum vs. Vegeto
Oh no, a vs! My eyes burn and my mind spins! Oh sweet Lucifer, how you tempt us mortals! Did not Adam and Eve eat the sacred fruit? Oh woe is me, and history shall repeat itself! Who will win in a fight, Goku or Guts? O how i have fallen! (Don't anwser that Dr. Eldo) May we be forgiven for are sins. Another? Femto vs Lord Mune? I need to cure myself. I need to wash away these sins. I need to get porn. If you will excuse me, i need to look over very important documents on my computer, very important. :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
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Who would win in this fight: Starnum vs. Vegeto
Versus battles are totally uncool, man. I ain't gamefaqs or narutofan.
Femto vs Lord Mune?
Whoever wins, I lose. The angry homosexual will win.
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Post by Femto »

Eldo wrote:Whoever wins, I lose. The angry homosexual will win.
hahahahahahaha

You're a crazy man, Eldo.

A fucking crazy man.
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