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Gotta say that I really don't think any of these are funny, so far. Maybe I just don't like you guys enough to subscribe to your humour.
Hmmm. Guess I'll (try and) put my money where my mouth is...
Well, shit. So far it's been me posting omakes, so you're actually saying that you have a problem with *MOI* humour. Maybe you can tell me what *REAL* humour is by posting some of *YOUR* omakes here, that is, if *YOU* can put in the effort making some. Maybe I just don't *LIKE* *you* enough to subscribe to your opinions. And I usually listen to the regulars opinions on how to improve. Well, shit, of course you don't like us enough, it's your first post .
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Gotta say that I really don't think any of these are funny, so far. Maybe I just don't like you guys enough to subscribe to your humour.
Hmmm. Guess I'll (try and) put my money where my mouth is...
So please, keep on telling me how I can improve my humour.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Gotta say that I really don't think any of these are funny, so far. Maybe I just don't like you guys enough to subscribe to your humour.
Hmmm. Guess I'll (try and) put my money where my mouth is...
first post is this eh? oh boy...
you're gonna make a ton of friends here...
You know...since his 'name' is Griffiss...and there's this scene where Griffith sells his body to the count....
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
*changes the contents of this post* *Listens to Buz and Psi*
Well, yes...I shall practise tolerance...if we'll both Australians, then, I, Eldo humbly welcome you to this forum. If you're from UK...I hate the queen . No, anyway, welcome. Well, I guess I oughta say thank you to you since you gave me material for the omake
*continues to exercise tolerance*
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I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
maybe he meant , "I dont know you guys well enough" as suppose to " I dont like you guys well enough". Leave him be , for all we no hell be one interesting guy. What ever happend to Idaru?
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
btw, a good portion of people that visit here are from other countries where english isn't the primary language. just be careful, exercise good judgement. If there is something you don't like, laugh it off, if it continues... then burn to a crisp. thanks, that is all.
Buzkashi wrote:maybe he meant , "I dont know you guys well enough" as suppose to " I dont like you guys well enough". Leave him be , for all we no hell be one interesting guy. What ever happend to Idaru?
Maybe he intended that, but I guess the execution of his intention was poorly worded . It's usually me who say give noobs another chance, but just the way he said it...well, that ticked me off a bit. And I felt that he registered just to say that...I mean, with Idaru...he at least MADE an omake. I admired his effort.
*sigh* I guess I have to show more tolerance to newbies...it's not their fault.
*Goes off to train underneath waterfall just like the manga characters do*
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Where is Idaru, i liked that guy even if he didnt like me. Kind of like that simpsons episode where moe went up to lisa and was like " ok i dont like you and u dont like me so lets get that strait first", and Lisa was like " what ? i like you moe"
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
Buzkashi wrote:Where is Idaru, i liked that guy even if he didnt like me. Kind of like that simpsons episode where moe went up to lisa and was like " ok i dont like you and u dont like me so lets get that strait first", and Lisa was like " what ? i like you moe"
I thought it was rather like Maggie and the bulk-toothed baby....
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Well, I kinda have to agree with the guy. I didnt find your omake very funny, maybe I just dont know the mods or you well enough. I did like the masturbation one though, but thats just because I dislike ugly people.
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then
blames them for his own mistakes." - Gene Roddenberry
Constructive criticism is always welcom.....I guess *oh shit i just farted and its smells like fuckin death*
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
Gaiseric wrote:Well, I kinda have to agree with the guy. I didnt find your omake very funny, maybe I just dont know the mods or you well enough. I did like the masturbation one though, but thats just because I dislike ugly people.
Bah. I accept that, I guess. I'm not trying to be funny to everyone, there will always be some critics. Really, I'm not out to please the crowd. As long as there's an audience, I'll keep on posting omake, be it funny or not funny. And plus, I kinda know you a bit, since we both like Infernal Affairs and Storm Riders
As for Australians:
Not intended to be funny, by the way.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Everyone: rule of thumb, "live and let live". You don't go around pissing off the natives, or they will come after you and eat you alive. If you find something you don't like, then leave and find another place. If you feel you can do better, then please do. We would all love to see more 0make.
Perhaps I should specify more clearly: 0make in Berserk forum should be berserk based. feel free to add outside sources, but make sure it is relevent to berserk. If you have an 0make that isn't berserk or berserk forum related, start a new one in a more appropriate forum area.
You know who was good at omake, Shisho , where is he now? Possibly wating 250 before his comeback, or has he left us for good?
A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.
-Sir Francis Bacon, Of Atheism <---Did I make this my sig? This shits gay as fuck.
Everyone: rule of thumb, "live and let live". You don't go around pissing off the natives, or they will come after you and eat you alive. If you find something you don't like, then leave and find another place. If you feel you can do better, then please do. We would all love to see more 0make.
And I'm the friendliest and the most nice native in this forum. So if you pissed me off, you know there's a communication problem...
Yeah, Shisho was the MASTER with images. He can manipulate any image with ease and put it in good use for flaming/humour purposes. Some say that a picture is worth a thousand words...Well, I'm just awaiting his return. He's still here, occasionally posting here and there.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
It's all World of Warcraft's fault you see. Remember how I was gone for almost a week when I got the Berserk game. Yeah, Shisho's got W.O.W. and it's a longer game, or something.
American, and just prefer the right spelling of things, actually.
As it turns out, I find Evil_Genius an inseparable twin brother that I can't quite love and can't quite drive myself to beat up. I am a Berserk addict, and 250 just cannot come soon enough. The work done here for us fans is priceless.
I, too, appreciate tolerance as I am, in fact, just an asshole. The wording was premeditated. I simply don't find strong root in some of the humour that I've seen here, and I absolutely despise flaming--regardless of who's noob and who's "native". It makes me a rather unpleasant forum lurk at times, but I will apologize this once.
See, it doesn't matter if you’re new to a forum or if you're a regular. The only thing that warrants a good flame is stupidity, or some unfounded shit talking. In which case, I say, "No mercy!" Anyway, I've found Eldo's stuff to be dry at times as well. I liked some of it though. Mainly I liked the things with us Mods because you could tell he tried to be funny and pick at our specific traits. If you know us very well, it was kind of funny.
Starnum wrote:See, it doesn't matter if you’re new to a forum or if you're a regular. The only thing that warrants a good flame is stupidity, or some unfounded shit talking. In which case, I say, "No mercy!" Anyway, I've found Eldo's stuff to be dry at times as well. I liked some of it though. Mainly I liked the things with us Mods because you could tell he tried to be funny and pick at our specific traits. If you know us very well, it was kind of funny.
Hey, I can't please everyone. Yeah, we set off at the wrong foot, Griffiss, and I regret the dispute. I have admitted in several occasions that my humour is VERY dry, and I don't deny that fact. Hope the misunderstanding is behind us, and I look forward to your omake.
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
Eldo wrote:
Bah. I accept that, I guess. I'm not trying to be funny to everyone, there will always be some critics. Really, I'm not out to please the crowd. As long as there's an audience, I'll keep on posting omake, be it funny or not funny. And plus, I kinda know you a bit, since we both like Infernal Affairs and Storm Riders
I know you weren't making the omake for everyone and it was intended for the regulars. But with the way you jumped on Griffiss I kinda felt like showing that he wasnt alone. At least you are making omakes, you seem to be the only one.
Hm..I feel sort of dumb asking this now, but what exactly is an omake? Been watching anime/reading manga for 8 years now and I have never heard of it.
Oh, and speaking of Infernal Affairs. Hollywood is making a remake of it, but Miramax is releasing the original in theaters in September. Depending on how close the hollywood remake is to the original, wont that be kind of weird to the general public?
Bonus Stories (Omake): Some manga artists will include stories or mini-sections that are completely unrelated to the plot, which are placed in for the purpose of giving the reader more to read about the series. These bonus stories/sections are referred to as "omake" (meaning "extra"). Omake can take many different forms, whether it is a manga artist taking a section to describe interesting things about drawing characters, interviews, exclusive pictures, or, most commonly, completely unrelated comedy stories involving the characters (even the villains). The example on the right, taken from Fushigi Yuugi, is one of an omake featuring one of the most nefarious and manipulative villains in the series, Nakago - here reduced to "playing housewife" and wiping the floors. Omake are just another way in which manga is made more entertaining for its readers.
Well, if you've gone through all the lessons so far, you know the drawing style. You know what to expect in mangae. Still interested? Now we're going to show you who the major players are in the manga company world and how to pick up some manga from them.
Damien: Oh god, you gotta stop using the coloured text....
Gaiseric: Yeah, I wasn't really myself, I had some personal problems, and well, Griffiss was there and all ...I regret that incident, and hope that there is no hard feelings between us. I don't like flaming either, and I hardly do so.
As for the Hollywood remake, the Departed, they'll getting rid of Inspector Wong and the Gang Boss Sam. Don't ask me why, ask Martin Scorsese .
I don't think half the toilet seats in the world are as clean as I should like; and only half of those are half as clean as they deserve. - tsubaimomo, July 26, 2010 3:00 am
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. No, anyway, welcome. 
thanks, that is all.
. It's usually me who say give noobs another chance, but just the way he said it...well, that ticked me off a bit. And I felt that he registered just to say that...I mean, with Idaru...he at least MADE an omake. I admired his effort.
...I regret that incident, and hope that there is no hard feelings between us. I don't like flaming either, and I hardly do so.