Evil Genius

Sorry if this theory is here all ready, but I'm not interested reading through 1700+ posts. I know there is search.

Guts was raped by Donovan. Guts kills Donovan.
Griffith had sex with Lord Gennon. Griffith kills Gennon.
Caska was almost raped by a noble. Caska kills noble.
Caska was raped by Femto. ...

Shiroi_Karasu wrote:Sorry if this theory is here all ready, but I'm not interested reading through 1700+ posts. I know there is search.

Guts was raped by Donovan. Guts kills Donovan.
Griffith had sex with Lord Gennon. Griffith kills Gennon.
Caska was almost raped by a noble. Caska kills noble.
Caska was raped by Femto. ...

Hmm interesting tidbit. Caska was also almost raped by 3 thugs and killed them too. But after that she was almost raped by Guts which would mean, according to your theory...

Aetherfukz wrote:

Shiroi_Karasu wrote:Sorry if this theory is here all ready, but I'm not interested reading through 1700+ posts. I know there is search.

Guts was raped by Donovan. Guts kills Donovan.
Griffith had sex with Lord Gennon. Griffith kills Gennon.
Caska was almost raped by a noble. Caska kills noble.
Caska was raped by Femto. ...

Hmm interesting tidbit. Caska was also almost raped by 3 thugs and killed them too. But after that she was almost raped by Guts which would mean, according to your theory...

Casca will rule the universe.

Shiroi_Karasu wrote:Sorry if this theory is here all ready, but I'm not interested reading through 1700+ posts. I know there is search.

Guts was raped by Donovan. Guts kills Donovan.
Griffith had sex with Lord Gennon. Griffith kills Gennon.
Caska was almost raped by a noble. Caska kills noble.
Caska was raped by Femto. ...

If she killed everyone that tried to rape her, she would be the only character left in the story.

casca and the elves

Aetherfukz wrote:

Shiroi_Karasu wrote:Sorry if this theory is here all ready, but I'm not interested reading through 1700+ posts. I know there is search.

Guts was raped by Donovan. Guts kills Donovan.
Griffith had sex with Lord Gennon. Griffith kills Gennon.
Caska was almost raped by a noble. Caska kills noble.
Caska was raped by Femto. ...

Hmm interesting tidbit. Caska was also almost raped by 3 thugs and killed them too. But after that she was almost raped by Guts which would mean, according to your theory...

... She'll almost kill him

The Elf King is actually Guts' and Casca's demon-tainted child come back from fifty years in the future, when he sacrifices his lover (the demon-tainted daughter of Griffith and Charlotte) to gain the power to come back to the past to save the future.

...and Skull Knight is Future Guts, and Flora is Future Schierke, and Major Armstrong is Future Adon.

...and it turns out elves hatch from cocoons that look suspiciously like Gungans. That's right, Puck is Future Jar-Jar!

hbi2k wrote:The Elf King is actually Guts' and Casca's demon-tainted child come back from fifty years in the future, when he sacrifices his lover (the demon-tainted daughter of Griffith and Charlotte) to gain the power to come back to the past to save the future.

...and Skull Knight is Future Guts, and Flora is Future Schierke, and Major Armstrong is Future Adon.

...and it turns out elves hatch from cocoons that look suspiciously like Gungans. That's right, Puck is Future Jar-Jar!

Out of idle curiosity, how does everyone else (other than Guts and Caska's child) gain the power to travel through time? Just wondered.

Hmm, guess that's why it's called a "stupid" theory. (-:

Istvan wrote:Out of idle curiosity, how does everyone else (other than Guts and Caska's child) gain the power to travel through time? Just wondered.

With the Delorean of course!

Aetherfukz wrote:

Istvan wrote:Out of idle curiosity, how does everyone else (other than Guts and Caska's child) gain the power to travel through time? Just wondered.

With the Delorean of course!

Hah? Sorry, can't place the reference. Could you explain?

The Delorean is used for time travel in the movie Back to the Future, which stars Michael J. Fox.

NO.... you can't fit all those in the Delorean, they used the time traveling train from the ending of the 3rd movie. Everyone hops on board and they go back to find out who the Skull Knight really is.

However, upon their arrival back in time, they are hailed as the 4(?) angels who took care of that king and are branded the God Hand.
Gutts becomes Void
Isidro becomes Conrad
Serpico becomes Ubik
Schiekre becomes Slann... this explains why shes got the hots for him now.

(Everyone else in Gutts new crew dies when Caska accidentally opens the train door in mid air and they fall out)

dialdfordesi wrote:The Delorean is used for time travel in the movie Back to the Future, which stars Michael J. Fox.

Got it. Sorry, I was trying to think of an anime/manga with that word, and coming up blank. It all makes sense now. Well, as much sense as can be expected from a stupid theory, anyway.

lon3vvolf wrote:NO.... you can't fit all those in the Delorean, they used the time traveling train from the ending of the 3rd movie. Everyone hops on board and they go back to find out who the Skull Knight really is.

However, upon their arrival back in time, they are hailed as the 4(?) angels who took care of that king and are branded the God Hand.
Gutts becomes Void
Isidro becomes Conrad
Serpico becomes Ubik
Schiekre becomes Slann... this explains why shes got the hots for him now.

(Everyone else in Gutts new crew dies when Caska accidentally opens the train door in mid air and they fall out)

Except for Farnese's brother, who also manages to not fall out, and goes on to become Idea.

Guts can't become Void, he's the SK. Though, if he weren't, then Griffith is the SK! Though, I don't think Guts tried to rape Casca, I think he was trying to eat her, or at least the jackal inside him was O_o

You are wrong!!!

Horribly......Terribly.....Colosally WRONG!!!!

He was trying to rape her AND eat her.

You have to pray some more...... .......aaaaahhh nothing like enlightment in the morning.....

Rolos wrote: He was trying to rape her AND eat her.

Those two actions COULD be the same thing...

lon3vvolf wrote:

Rolos wrote: He was trying to rape her AND eat her.

Those two actions COULD be the same thing...

I just raped an orange.

Just like the pie in American Pie. Dude, Berserk is a bad teen comedy! And I thought the producer was high when he said it was a teen show.

That makes me think.......What if Isidoro is really Stiffler in disguise???
So many things would make sense then......his constant yet always fruitless efforts to get laid, his lack of even the slightest bit of empathy and lots of other funny stuff he had in common with Stiffler that i wont mention bcause I am too damn lazy......

Actually Guts and Caska are exactly the same age. As I heard (from a credible source) that in Elfeigm, the Fairy King will reveal that they are in fact brother and sister.....fraternal twins actually. Where Caska dropped out from her mother's corpse, only after Gambino picked up baby Guts and took off.

It will also be revealed that Griffith is in fact Gut's father.

Puck (dying):
Guts... there... is... another... wait, what the hell IS your last name, anyway?

(-:

... Blaine

Rolos wrote:That makes me think.......What if Isidoro is really Stiffler in disguise???
So many things would make sense then......his constant yet always fruitless efforts to get laid, his lack of even the slightest bit of empathy and lots of other funny stuff he had in common with Stiffler that i wont mention bcause I am too damn lazy......

If Isidro is the Stiffler, then Puck is the kid who did the pie. Guts is his dad.

Slan is the MILF!

The Herald wrote:

Rolos wrote:That makes me think.......What if Isidoro is really Stiffler in disguise???
So many things would make sense then......his constant yet always fruitless efforts to get laid, his lack of even the slightest bit of empathy and lots of other funny stuff he had in common with Stiffler that i wont mention bcause I am too damn lazy......

If Isidro is the Stiffler, then Puck is the kid who did the pie. Guts is his dad.

Guts would so be that Lacrosse guy.