Evil Genius

and on the bakery you would have a day per month where there would be a cake battle. all sorts of cakes flying through the air. of course the entire cast of Berserk woulb be there and "play".
another possibility is for Guts to play a sort of baseball where the Dragon slayer is the bat and the cakes are the balls

**Where the hell do i came up with this shit??**
**You're a very disturbed person - says my doctor**



EDIT: now say that this isn't suited for my 300th post.

I think Gutt's would be a porn star..


he would be like
" Do you want to taste my big long sword, or how bout my hot cannon?"

okay you lost all right to speak

You gotta admit though. Hed make a better porn star than ah baker. I mean he could have like a vibrater attachment to his cannon.

Buzkashi wrote:You gotta admit though. Hed make a better porn star than ah baker. I mean he could have like a vibrater attachment to his cannon.

WTF?!

Oh, wait. This is the Stupid Theories thread. OK, everything's cool.

Guts decides to start posting at Mindwerks forum, and ends up wanting to be like Buzkashi.

Oh yeah, I went there.

Oh it makes me sadder, that I thought of it. I am just glad I got it out in the stupid theories, if I said that anywhere else, I would deserve a good flaming. I woudl probably help gang up on myself. Gotta be a team player.

Arresty wrote:Oh it makes me sadder, that I thought of it. I am just glad I got it out in the stupid theories, if I said that anywhere else, I would deserve a good flaming. I woudl probably help gang up on myself. Gotta be a team player.

now that is worth of being here
when i created this thread i thought that it wouldn't be long before it was locked but now i see that we all need someplace to let all those crazy theories flow and get them out of our system so we can post good stuff on the threads that matter

Arresty wrote:Guts decides to start posting at Mindwerks forum, and ends up wanting to be like Buzkashi.

Oh yeah, I went there.

HAHAHAHA burn!

Oh, oh, I've got one! What if Guts was actually some kind of superior being, some kind of high-end elven creature, because of his pointy ears in volume 1? That'd be like, cool and stuff. Since he, like, kicks arse, and stuff. Like, humans can't do that and shit.

Got the inspiration from here.

Well in Lord of The Rings all the elves run away. And in berserk all the elves are 6 inches tall. So you dont have much credentials..

You know what Starnum, your lucky. Whenever you lock a thread you get the last word. Just once I would like to have the last word.

I humbly request from the Admin and mods the power to have the last word!!

Yeah, like, I was typing a post relating to that damn 'elven ears' thread and just like two seconds later it got locked.

Disney land is awesome. I went there when I went to Japan. And I met some pretty slutty school chicks.

DISNEY LAND IN JAPAN!!?!!? SLUTTY SCHOOL CHICKS!!! mUSt g0 To0 JaPaN11~!!@!

@_@

Starnum wrote:Well, I tried to give it to you man, but then Eldo started blabbing.

I want my bitching rights!!

Apparently, Korea is the 'guy's paradise'. I wouldn't know about that...

And, like, the origin of this thread is actually quite funny...back in the DP days, of course.

Another stupid theory back on topic. Guts and them arrive at Elfhelm to meet Starnum the Elven King.

Mysterious Child is actually the Elven King!

Whaddya think about that?

*head blows up*

thats how i feel.

[thinks about it]

....so is that a yay...or a nay?


btw, i liked your old avatar better.
Rock Lee..well...rocks.