Evil Genius

Maska wrote:Ganishka (anyone remembers the correct spelling?) seems to be just an extremely powerful apostle who has amassed even more incredible amounts of mundane power (i. e. taking control and expanding the Kushan Empire). As such, it´s not surprising that he doesn´t want to give himself up to Griffith who, though a member of the God´s Hand (God´s Finger?), is just a newcomer.

Newcomer not exactly, Griffith did conquer Midland, or a big part of it, with the original Band of the Hawk.

What?

Griffith didn't conquer shit for himself during the old days.

Not really conquest, but the Band of the Hawk was crucial in ending the 100 Year War for Midland.

What I meant is that Griffith is a newcomer to the demon world (or whatever you like to call it), while Ganishka probably has been an apostle for ages.

Does experience matter for this kind of thing. Femto has been granted powers beyond any normal demons grasp from the get go.

If he wasn´t, apostles wouldn´t have flock to his side, and so, Ganishka wouldn´t be in conflict with him.

I don't think Ganishka 'disrespects' Griffith because he's a newcomer, I think it's because he's not bound by the system of 'apostle serving master' scenario. He sticks it to the MAN!

To me, it seems Ganishka has risen above the common apostle, so he's much, much more powerfull. So, with this powers, come great arrogance So, he doesn't want to lose his empire to Griffith, and his arrogance makes him think he can stand him, at least IMHO...

Khelegond wrote:To me, it seems Ganishka has risen above the common apostle, so he's much, much more powerfull. So, with this powers, come great arrogance Smile So, he doesn't want to lose his empire to Griffith, and his arrogance makes him think he can stand him, at least IMHO...

If Ganishaka is not part of the God hand, than this would be my second theory

Methinks that Griffith will find a sniper rifle somewhere, climb on a roof and take out Guts from a distance. I rule.

42ndEndOfTheWorld wrote:Methinks that Griffith will find a sniper rifle somewhere, climb on a roof and tries take out Guts from a distance...

... but Guts feeling Griffith's presence is ready for anything, when Griffith shoots Guts, hearing the trigger pull, assesses distance, velocity, and angel at which he would have to put the dragon slayer to direct the bullet right back at Griffith... Griffith dies for trying to be a cheap bastard GUTS RULES PUNK

But the night before Guts had raped farneze and so when Guts was countering griffy, Serpico slice Guts in the back in two. Serpico rapes and kill Casca afterwards.

With Isidoro close by he hears the struggle and heads to see what is going on, he gets there just before Serpico is finished raping and killing Casca. After he plunges the knife into Casca Isidoro leaps on Serpico's back and stabs him with his fire dagger. With his powers of the wind Serpico tries to put out the fire in his back but he just endes up worsening it and burning him self to death. And that is what you get for raping and killing Casca you closed eye white bastard

while Serpico rapes casca, casca, without knowing, summons demons out of her ass. The demons eat Serpico's dick. From that day on, Serpico is known as Serpica

Nice I like that one better

So all thats left are the 2 elves, since Isidro had his legs cut and satured by the wind-flames combo breaker final attck of Serpica and dies in the flames.

Ok here's the dumbest berserk theory. Ever. Better be prepared to read this since it is really fucked up shit... During a final battle with Guts leading army of everybody against Griffith and his minions it will be revealed that Griffith is Guts father!

42ndEndOfTheWorld wrote:Ok here's the dumbest berserk theory. Ever. Better be prepared to read this since it is really fucked up shit... During a final battle with Guts leading army of everybody against Griffith and his minions it will be revealed that Griffith is Guts father!

Star wars?

and that would make me a monkey's uncle twice removed

Couldnt he be something else than his father like being his father and brother at the same time, you know like he raped his mother and killed her then gutts gets born from the corps and all, Griffy did that when he was 2 and a half years old or something, thats why there is not much of an age difference between both.

New one, the only way for Schireke to get back in her body is for Guts to penatrate her At least that is what Schireke told him when the truth is all he had to do was touch her

Hahahaha love it

What about a switch of bodies between guts and schierke, both get alot of fun with their new bodies.

How about this:

Gatts, in pursuit of Griffith's army, passes by the site of the battle where he killed Donovan, only to find that night falls, and Donovan's lone spirit rises from the grave for a second attempt.

Gatts, not having his sword at the ready (Farneze had promised she would "polish" it with fluids only she could provide), tosses Isidro before the ghastly figure of the undead rapist. Donovan, his face having been mangled beyond recognition, falters for a second, but greedily and happily accepts the substitute.

Isidro, pleaing for Gatts' intervention, is told by Gatts that the quickest way to become an enraged master swordsman begins with ass rape.

"After all," Gatts is believed to have said airily, "I wouldn't be half the man I am today if not for that figure before you."

He then walks off, leaving the two eyesores to their own devices, content to have killed two birds with one stone.

EDIT: Gatts would later come to regret this decision years after Griffith's demise, for little did he realize that his sarcastic remark held a vast amount of truth. Scientific research of the time, had, in fact, determined that ass rape had a strong correlation with swordsmanship and the success rate of revenge attempts.

A little too much ass raping for me I am sorry, but your first post shouldnt be about ass raping it might give people the wrong impresion

I still like the rape=+10lvl of swordsmanship theory, both griffith and guts were ass raped and became great swordsmen.

Finito wrote:I still like the rape=+10lvl of swordsmanship theory, both griffith and guts were ass raped and became great swordsmen.

I guess we gotta wait to found out who got raped the best.