Evil Genius

that was just so funny
and Ishidoro was tied to a chair in the meantime
so many traces of sexual pervertion in one single scene...I LIKE IT!

(I seem to be an animal today)

Ah haha, well If Griffith pimped out Sonja/the princess they would know who he really was.
Zodd on the other hand already knows who Griffith is.

Exactly, his his horn abusing master.

I want to see Guts Cut off Zodds other horn and wear it as a necklace.

A little big for a necklace, must be as nearly long as Guts himself.

Well it´s funny you havent thought off this Necro, but Guts can carve out the Horn and use it as a sarcofage (Is it the correct spelling? The bot is down atm).

and what is that...

It´s a coffin.. I shouldve gone with Coffin
It´s spelled sarcophagous or something like that..

Loeviz wrote:Well it´s funny you havent thought off this Necro, but Guts can carve out the Horn and use it as a sarcofage (Is it the correct spelling? The bot is down atm).

i dont know what a sarcofage is... but i'm sure guts could make a pretty wicked bong out of zodd's horn

Ah hahaha, that would be something.
Guts lays down his sword to start and grow some off midlands finest, thus becoming more off a sissy the Casca is right now..
He even goes as far as pimping out everyone else but himself to pay for his new habit.
In the end he has become just like Gambino...

well you know the little hell dog of his looks suspiciously like gambino's little dog... or santa's little helper from the simpsons... perhaps i should leave midland's finest alone for a while

ah hahaha, I have to compare that for myself and then judge... Might´ve been a little to much off the good stuff as you said as well...

new theory... puck grows dreads becomes a rasta fairy... makes evarella sacrifice chickens... and uses his fairy grown midlands finest to calm guts down... griffith opens up a chain of coffee shops named starbucks

Dont you mean "Gutsbuck´s"

But then again we dont really know what the Fairy king in elfhelm is doing/smoking...
Maybe thats the secret weapon that Guts gets once hes there... He gets really fucked up so in his mind he thinks Casca is cured, and then he rapes her, again and again and again (Ok that was a little to weird)

maybe just a little bit... although i think guts would make an excellent ambassador

ambassador you say.. Hmm, maybe. He would be a really bad diplomat though Well bad for the country he´s stationed at anyway

this is very true... perfect diplomat... i could see it "So Mr. Guts, what is this 'Dragon Slayer Diplomacy' that makes you so valued in your home country?"

Guts is not the brightest 'cause he never was in school or something but I think he would be intelligent enought to handle such things.

Sortep wrote:this is very true... perfect diplomat... i could see it "So Mr. Guts, what is this 'Dragon Slayer Diplomacy' that makes you so valued in your home country?"

- Well...haha...you asked for it?
- No wait...stop...noooo...argggghhhh.

Necromancer wrote:Guts is not the brightest 'cause he never was in school or something but I think he would be intelligent enought to handle such things.

Ummm... Inteligent yes. Socially adapt, no. Even in his better days when he had two arms, he always felt more out of place attenting social functions then he ever did on the battlefield.

Gatts would make a far better personal trainer. THe "fight or die" aerobics course.

"This is truth! This is how much god loves you, to send these things! Now fight! Fight or die! And make sure to put your back into it, least you strain! "

He could be one off those celeb special trainers:
"run you bastard!!" And then he put them on a poster off Griffith and they dont wanna stop, cause he would cut them in half if they did

Guts as a noble would work, you saw it working with Arnold Schwarzenegger, you will see it working with Guts.

After Guts go after the office of president and wins he starts up his own night club/bordello where he starts his own form of branding to show who his women belong to…

ok heres one

Guts brakes the dragon slayer sword, so he cant kill any more apostles. He goes back to Godos cabin to try and fix it. Once there he cant forge the sword at all, thus he has to no other choice but to go after Zodd and kill him with his bare hands to aquire his sword.
This he cant do so he dies

Very stupid indeed. And there is still Rickert to fix it.